SoWal Speak: A Primer

[DD]

Toots suggested that we start a SoWal Dictionary...you know, all the words we use in our day to day communication. I mentioned this idea to mr. dd and he thought it was an excellent idea for newbies, lurkers and just plain strangers to this unique place we call SoWal.com. So, thanks Toots for the suggestion and an opportunity to inform the public.

I'll start...add as you please. Plurals, Synonyms and Antonyms encouraged.

MoFo: Since we can't use real cuss words on this board, this just sorta came up one day when I was attempting to decribe a rain storm I'd been through. Toots kinda liked it, and it has become the catch phrase for many people, things and places.

[Allifunn]

Bat turd: Refers to anyone that we deem a loveable idiot.....

I must add, the majority of these SoWal words were made up while PUIing!!!!

[Allifunn]

Lets not forget:
Funn: the only way to spell it in SoWal!!!!! (Otherwise self explanatory)

[DD]

Lets not forget:
Funn: the only way to spell it in SoWal!!!!! (Otherwise self explanatory)

Well...I think Kimmi's showing us the WHOLE definition..


Funn means you take it that extra mile. You have that one more drink. You feel the broom hittin' your heels at 2:15am.

The bartenders know you by name and give you a discount AND Dj Vladi loves when you rush his booth and stand on the chairs and dance for him until he plays your songs:

1. Love Train
2. Don't Funk With My Heart
3. I Just Wanna Get Married

And you have your picture hanging in the Red Bar.

And Cabanaman gives you free chairs and kayaks.

And Mo is your 2nd dad.

And you know what a little baby chicken is.

You know who the "Phat One" is.

You remember when Little Mike couldn't drive.

You've been screamed at by Drex and you've stayed at Grayton Sunset for a week when your house is down the road.

Tea Bag has t-bagged you.

Phead sings Afternoon Delight to you when requested and he has a song made up for your name.

You can 3-way call on a cell phone.

You've played Bingo at the Bingo Palace.

You've given George a treat.

You've stalked Smiley J and left him an unnoticed gift. Unnoticed, well thought out gift.

You have hung out with Da Bears.

You played with Kirkifunn the one night he came out.

You have been a mexican- yes mexican- in the Seaside Thanksgiving Parade and a Flower in the 4th of July parade.

Aunt Fran wants to marry you off to one of her nephews.

You know "the boys" and you've hung out at "the studio" with the boys.

and to wrap things up... You've snuck into the Doodlie cold pool at Seacrest loooong ago, know the Tom Thumb gays, Lucas, the Mexican Hideaway, Javier hugs you and Rebecca doesn't make you wait.
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[Allifunn]

Well...I think Kimmi's showing us the WHOLE definition..


Funn means you take it that extra mile. You have that one more drink. You feel the broom hittin' your heels at 2:15am.

The bartenders know you by name and give you a discount AND Dj Vladi loves when you rush his booth and stand on the chairs and dance for him until he plays your songs:

1. Love Train
2. Don't Funk With My Heart
3. I Just Wanna Get Married

And you have your picture hanging in the Red Bar.

And Cabanaman gives you free chairs and kayaks.

And Mo is your 2nd dad.

And you know what a little baby chicken is.

You know who the "Phat One" is.

You remember when Little Mike couldn't drive.

You've been screamed at by Drex and you've stayed at Grayton Sunset for a week when your house is down the road.

Tea Bag has t-bagged you.

Phead sings Afternoon Delight to you when requested and he has a song made up for your name.

You can 3-way call on a cell phone.

You've played Bingo at the Bingo Palace.

You've given George a treat.

You've stalked Smiley J and left him an unnoticed gift. Unnoticed, well thought out gift.

You have hung out with Da Bears.

You played with Kirkifunn the one night he came out.

You have been a mexican- yes mexican- in the Seaside Thanksgiving Parade and a Flower in the 4th of July parade.

Aunt Fran wants to marry you off to one of her nephews.

You know "the boys" and you've hung out at "the studio" with the boys.

and to wrap things up... You've snuck into the Doodlie cold pool at Seacrest loooong ago, know the Tom Thumb gays, Lucas, the Mexican Hideaway, Javier hugs you and Rebecca doesn't make you wait.
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Well, by these, I am not a funn..... I guess I'll have to make up my own definition? (alli-come-lately-funn)

Been to SoWal 5 times in the last year

gone from 0 posts to 5,000 posts in the speed of light

had your boobs posted as your tar on the smoking, drinking & cussing night

attended the soiree, spending a quick 36 hours after driving 9 hours to get there and 9 hours home

rented the wash-a-way and had as many SoWallers join in the parties there!

Done jello shots with said fellow SoWallers at the Wash-a-way!

Kayaked in the lake and the creek

danced on a stump to Waco Ramblers with Toots!

Met the # 1 SoWaller (steele mama) at red bar while dancing to Dread
attended Mayhem

painted a plate at Fired Up

floated around the bay in a mighty fine boat with some mighty fine folk
loving the best parts of SoWal...which is ALL PARTS!

Met the real funns (except Kimmi)

pretty tame.....compared to the young funns!
I hope to add...LIVING in SoWal to my list some day! What could be more funn than that?

[Miss Kitty]

FTLOG

poot, poothead

WTF?

dammmmmm

sowal wench

[DD]

FTLOG

poot, poothead

WTF?

dammmmmm

sowal wench

definitions please.

[Miss Kitty]

Jumbo

[Jdarg]

Assholiness- the most divine state of being one can ever hope to achieve. Created by Tootsie. My new fave word.

[Mermaid]

Jumbo

I think jdarg has a special trademark on that one.

[Jdarg]

I think jdarg has a special trademark on that one.

Hold on there Missy- I was at Coco's ALL afternoon and had 1 small margarita.

[Miss Kitty]

I think jdarg has a special trademark on that one.

...ask jdarg who ordered the first one.

[Mermaid]

...ask jdarg who ordered the first one.

You mean she learned from a master?

[Miss Kitty]

You mean she learned from a master?

I certainly didn't have to teach her how to drink it.

[Mermaid]

I certainly didn't have to teach her how to drink it.

Oh, like leading a horse to water and finding out it could drink.

[Teresa]

You mean she learned from a master?

yes! miss kitty was the very first one ever to order a JUMBO!!!

[Jdarg]

See, the last 5 posts prove that I should NOT walk away from the computer.

[Mermaid]

See, the last 5 posts prove that I should NOT walk away from the computer.

It's never safe in this place to walk away.

Now what were we talking about? Oh yes, SoWal speak. We'll this one isn't strictly speaking a SoWal exclusive but it certainly gets a regular workout here:

tangent

[Teresa]

grayt (great)
gulls (girls)
camel toe (frontal indentation)
penis cake (self-explanatory)
woot woot (exclaiming one's joy)
got pix (got pix)

there are so many more. what are ya'll waiting for???

tinkle
cockapoo (is this correct?)
fartblossom
BF (as in BF glass of wine)
dr. mofo (there's only one) (maybe some of the nicknames deserve to be in the dictionary, don't know)
martha stewart (punzy)
child bride (punzy)
resident russell crowe (see dr mofo)
resident counselor (cck)
resident others I can't recall right now

[Allifunn]

fartblossom

speaking of fartblossom...where oh where has our little one gone?

[DD]

speaking of fartblossom...where oh where has our little one gone?

she's working.

[steele mama]

I don't like it

[Mango]

Mangolian: Someone who took out an iron. or thinking about ironing.
Can be used as an adjective or noun.
Not to be confused with alien.

(Just made that that one up...... )

[DD]

Mangolian: Someone who took out an iron. or thinking about ironing.

Can be used as an adjective or noun.
Not to be confused with alien.

(Just made that that one up...... )

[Beach Runner]

grayt: synonym for great
Texgent: tangent from a Texan

[Beach Runner]

I don't like it

... I love it

[drunkkenartist]

What about sowalcializing? Isn't that what we are all doing here anyway?

[Miss Kitty]

tinkle my panties

sowaller

That's so Mermy!

dysfunnctional

assholiness...I know it's been said, but I just love it so and wanted to type it.

[RiverOtter]

Just read this thread

[audie]

speaking of fartblossom...where oh where has our little one gone?

she's working.

fartblossom's been working like a dog to pay for vacations - and i don't just dislike it - i hate it !

[Mango]

What about sowalcializing? Isn't that what we are all doing here anyway?

Good one Kenny.

[Teresa]

fartblossom's been working like a dog to pay for vacations - and i don't just dislike it - i hate it !

working is no excuse for dissing the wenches!

[Teresa]

a few more...

thread kill

thread killer

hijacking a thread

PUI

STFU

overserved (drank too much but not my fault)

card carrying wench (one of you said this just the other day - was it GTTBM?)

assholiness

[Franny]

What about sowalcializing? Isn't that what we are all doing here anyway?

sowalcializing! Love it!!

[Miss Kitty]

Toots...you are hear by crowned the Her Honor, the SoWal Wench Dictionariness.

[kathydwells]

The Otter Flies at Midnight.

[Teresa]

Toots...you are hear by crowned the Her Honor, the SoWal Wench Dictionariness.

NO!!!!!! that is DD's thing!!!!!! taking notes DD???

The Otter Flies at Midnight.

of course!

and How do you spell Funn?

[DD]

Toots...you are hear by crowned the Her Honor, the SoWal Wench Dictionariness.

Yep.

[jessifunn]

Well...I think Kimmi's showing us the WHOLE definition..


Funn means you take it that extra mile. You have that one more drink. You feel the broom hittin' your heels at 2:15am.

The bartenders know you by name and give you a discount AND Dj Vladi loves when you rush his booth and stand on the chairs and dance for him until he plays your songs:

1. Love Train
2. Don't Funk With My Heart
3. I Just Wanna Get Married

And you have your picture hanging in the Red Bar.

And Cabanaman gives you free chairs and kayaks.

And Mo is your 2nd dad.

And you know what a little baby chicken is.

You know who the "Phat One" is.

You remember when Little Mike couldn't drive.

You've been screamed at by Drex and you've stayed at Grayton Sunset for a week when your house is down the road.

Tea Bag has t-bagged you.

Phead sings Afternoon Delight to you when requested and he has a song made up for your name.

You can 3-way call on a cell phone.

You've played Bingo at the Bingo Palace.

You've given George a treat.

You've stalked Smiley J and left him an unnoticed gift. Unnoticed, well thought out gift.

You have hung out with Da Bears.

You played with Kirkifunn the one night he came out.

You have been a mexican- yes mexican- in the Seaside Thanksgiving Parade and a Flower in the 4th of July parade.

Aunt Fran wants to marry you off to one of her nephews.

You know "the boys" and you've hung out at "the studio" with the boys.

and to wrap things up... You've snuck into the Doodlie cold pool at Seacrest loooong ago, know the Tom Thumb gays, Lucas, the Mexican Hideaway, Javier hugs you and Rebecca doesn't make you wait.
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dd you really do listen to us

[DD]

NO!!!!!! that is DD's thing!!!!!! taking notes DD???







of course!

and How do you spell Funn?

I humbly defer this honor to you, Queen Dictionariess. This was your idea, and your every platform is our command. All you need do is say the word--and poof!! It's done!!

dd you really do listen to us

Absolutely!! I have learned much from you young'uns!

[Camp Creek Kid]

The most important clarification: Sueshore = Miss Kitty

[Rita]

Let's get a few more "definitions" with these SoWal terms!

I wear a t-shirt saying "How do you spell funn?" >>"The otter flies at midnight" and I'm not sure I know what that means... I always assumed it had to do with the midnight meeting (one of the first) of 5 SoWallers on the beach w/River Otter present ... but explain the flying at midnight (or is it something else?) Clue me in here.

Nobody ever asks me what my shirt means anyway. But they do sorta chuckle at the FUNN.

[whiteyfunn]

dd you really do listen to us

I think it was copy and pasted but good for dd finding that thread!

It's all true you know...

[Teresa]

and this one we learned/adopted from kimmi:

oh snap! (I take it as meaning oh sheeit!)

and this:

crap on the beach (just what it says)

and we can't leave out:
sasquatch (had to be there)

[kathydwells]

and this one we learned/adopted from kimmi:

oh snap! (I take it as meaning oh sheeit!)

and this:

crap on the beach (just what it says)

and we can't leave out:
sasquatch (had to be there)

OH, OH, OH...I just thought of another one....dune humping.

[Teresa]

OH, OH, OH...I just thought of another one....dune humping.

couldn't leave that one out... thanks to SJ's fine soft porn beach photography.

[Paula]

So Wall Tea Time = drinks on the beach at sunset (I think I heard that here on this message board quite a while ago)

[audie]

working is no excuse for dissing the wenches!

it's not a good excuse, you're right, but it do pay the bills !

[Sheila]

Imaginary friends......what your children call SoWallers that parents are meeting in person, for the first time. Accompanied bby this look, .

[Teresa]

Imaginary friends......what your children call SoWallers that parents are meeting in person, for the first time. Accompanied bby this look, .

yes, we also call these friends axe murderers.