South Walton declares their secession from North Walton County (& possibly the U.S.)

[rickybubbles]

South Walton carries too much of the burden of the rest of the county. South Walton should establish a border fence at highway 98 and make chat holley a burning wasteland as a buffer zone to keep those yucky poor people out. Let the people north of 98 pay for themselves for once. But we should allow the people from 'north walton county' to pay for a special gold star that they can wear while they are here so that they can come to the beaches. That way it will be separate but equal.

p.s. You can drive on the beach here. It is AWESOME!

[Bob]

Great idea, and nice hair!

[John R]

will you be manning the gate?

[Teresa]

Great idea, and nice hair!

and teeth...

[rickybubbles]

will you be manning the gate?

I only want to preserve the southern purity of our lily-white sands!



Biometrics and the Mark of the Bush will save us from the potential doity bombs that the Al-Kiteflyer turris in Defuniak are developing. We just need higher fences, more CCTV cameras, and less freedom down here.

Where are your papers? Are your papers in order? You look like you could be from DEFUNIAK, Herr!

CITIZENS! STAY IN YOUR BEACH MANSIONS! DO NOT THINK FOR YOURSELVES! DO NOT LOOK AWAY FROM THE OFFICIAL STATE PORTRAIT OF REAGAN INSTALLED ON YOUR TV SCREENS! WAR IS PEACE! 2 + 2 = 5! TYRA BANKS IS A SWEET PERSON AND SHE LOOKS THIN, DAMMIT!

[AugustInTransit]

I only want to preserve the southern purity of our lily-white sands!



Biometrics and the Mark of the Bush will save us from the potential doity bombs that the Al-Kiteflyer turris in Defuniak are developing. We just need higher fences, more CCTV cameras, and less freedom down here.

Where are your papers? Are your papers in order? You look like you could be from DEFUNIAK, Herr!

CITIZENS! STAY IN YOUR BEACH MANSIONS! DO NOT THINK FOR YOURSELVES! DO NOT LOOK AWAY FROM THE OFFICIAL STATE PORTRAIT OF REAGAN INSTALLED ON YOUR TV SCREENS! WAR IS PEACE! 2 + 2 = 5! TYRA BANKS IS A SWEET PERSON AND SHE LOOKS THIN, DAMMIT!

Oh hold on a sec. Sorry, my brain went temporarily numb.

[ShallowsNole]

So, North Walton is considered anything north of 98?

I realize you mean this as a joke (I hope), but it really isn't funny.

[Allifunn]

Great idea, and nice hair!

and teeth...

my thoughts exactly.....
who is this unmasked madman???

[audie]

i like the mullet and the tongue action......

[Geo]

Seems there are lots of resurrected threads here lately. I just found this one by accident. Thought it was quirky enough to bump.

Original poster seems to be wanting to make a point but doesn't quite get there. Good pics.

Enjoy.

[kurt]

loll

[florida girl]

Really stupid. We enjoy beauty you apparently know nothing about.

[30A Skunkape]

I nominate Florida Girl as queen SOWAL buffer zone.

[Lake View Too]

Huh? A nice thread got all fouled up... Did somebody fart?

[scooterbug44]

Saw the thread title and thought "You people didn't learn a damn thing from the civil war did you?"

People have actually been seriously advocating this lately. Boggles the mind.

[whatiscmr]

Oh please, this is such an antiquated notion. People don't judge others by where they live....ridiculous.

[Teresa]

i like the mullet and the tongue action......

Audie always knows the right thing to say!