Random Thoughts

[kurt]

I listen to feminists and all these radical gals - most of them are failures. They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the bathroom. These women just need a man in the house. That's all they need. Most of the feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it and they're mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They're sexist. They hate men - that's their problem. - Jerry Falwell

The argument that making contraceptives available to young people would prevent teen pregnancies is ridiculous. That's like offering a cookbook as a cure to people who are trying to lose weight. - Jerry Falwell

After the September 11, 2001 attacks, Falwell said on the 700 Club, "I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'" Fellow evangelist Pat Robertson concurred with his sentiment.

In February 1999, an article in Falwell's National Liberty Journal suggested that a Teletubbies character, Tinky Winky, could be a hidden homosexual symbol, because the character was purple (which the article claimed was a color symbolic of homosexuality), had an inverted triangle on his head, and carried a handbag. (The pink triangle was used as a badge to denote homosexuals in Nazi concentration camps, and has since been adopted as an emblem by gay-rights movements.) Falwell denied any personal involvement with the original article, and made clear he never had any prior knowledge of, or concern with, the Teletubbies. Falwell's organization said the author of the article was simply repeating what others in the media were already saying about the nature of the character. In the months following this incident, Falwell received a number of Tinky Winky plush dolls in the mail, most of which he gave to his grandchildren.

[Miss Kitty]

Please someone...post a pic of Tinky Winky waving bye bye.

I do wish I could hear what God is saying to him right now.

[kathydwells]

I don't like racists, biggots, or anti-gay people. As in the person in the above thread. I think he probably had some 'splanin to do when he got to the Pearly Gates.

[kathydwells]

Please someone...post a pic of Tinky Winky waving bye bye.

I do wish I could hear what God is saying to him right now.

[Jdarg]

Oh thank you Darlene. I love Tinky WInky and his purse.

[Miss Kitty]

God love you, Darlene!!!!

[kathydwells]

Oh thank you Darlene. I love Tinky WInky and his purse.

God love you, Darlene!!!!

Have I told you two lately that I have missed you?????

[Jdarg]

Have I told you two lately that I have missed you?????

Isn't that a song?

[Mango]

My mother asked me today what a lipstick le$bian was?

[kathydwells]

Isn't that a song?

Well the song is "I have I told you lately that I love you", but I thought people might talk.

[Beachbummett]

I love the purse!

[Jdarg]

Well the song is "I have I told you lately that I love you", but I thought people might talk.

I do have that "demented butch" haircut thing going, so you are right.

[Jdarg]

I love the purse!

Red pleather!

[Beachbummett]

Well the song is "I have I told you lately that I love you", but I thought people might talk.

Let them talk! I love all of ya'll!!

[kathydwells]

Let them talk! I love all of ya'll!!

[Jdarg]

OK- on the warm fuzzy note, I am out. I do have to say how wonderful it is to have a nice easy evening on SoWal.

[Beachbummett]

My mother asked me today what a lipstick lesbian was?

What'd ya tell her?

My grandmother and I (god rest her sweet soul) asked me in a booth in Hardees one day "BB, what's a blo# j*b?" two guys in the booth next to us liked too have busted a gut laughing!

[Beachbummett]

[kathydwells]

What'd ya tell her?

My grandmother and I (god rest her sweet soul) asked me in a booth in Hardees one day "BB, what's a blow job?" two guys in the booth next to us liked too have busted a gut laughing!

What'd ya tell her?

[Beachbummett]

What'd ya tell her?

(made me laugh out loud)

well, i explained it to her and she said "oh, that's not what we call it"

this is the same woman when asked about contraceptives used in 1942 when she married stated they used "protoplastics"

[Mango]

What'd ya tell her?

Nothing yet. I'm still . She heard the term at work.

[Kimmifunn]

Does Melinda Doolittle have a neck?

[Beach Runner]

Does Melinda Doolittle have a neck?

Oh, God! I was thinking the same thing. Of course, my body is perfect (NOT!!!!!), so I can't relate.

[Ocean Lover]

I'm a little skeered to go to bed. Bad storms coming in and a tornado spotted in a few counties over.

[Ocean Lover]

Does Melinda Doolittle have a neck?

No, I don't think she does. I'm still amazed she looks so good. She wasn't attractive at all before the stylists made her over.

[Smiling JOe]

I wonder if fabian's real name is Chase.

[Teresa]

I want a pet sea lion and it can live in the bathtub.

sea lions are the best.

[Beach Runner]

I'm a little skeered to go to bed. Bad storms coming in and a tornado spotted in a few counties over.

That is so stressful. Take care! My police scanner from Radio Shack is literally a life saver in this situation. We hear the storm pinpointed well before TV or the Internet picks it up.

[Smiling JOe]

I wonder if this family's embarassment was worth the $415 winnings.

[rapunzel]

Richard Dawson is hot.

[audie]

I do have that "demented butch" haircut thing going, so you are right.

don't tell me you went to my hairdresser !!!!

[audie]

who's melinda doolittle ?

[audie]

and why did the 2nd pirates of the caribbean (or however you spell it) have to be so stinkin' long ??? i could've edited out at least an hour of it and still had a decent movie....

johnny depp is hot hot hot !

[Teresa]

and why did the 2nd pirates of the caribbean (or however you spell it) have to be so stinkin' long ??? i could've edited out at least an hour of it and still had a decent movie....

johnny depp is hot hot hot !

yeah, that movie was kinda long and drawn out and stupida. but, I watched every second because of ole johnny...

[Hollibird]

can you eat too much edamame?

Yes. I got horrendously ill from the asian salad at McDonalds. twice. and I never thought it was the edamame. then bought my own and made salad. sick again. just not for me I guess. tummy cramps. not pretty.

[Hollibird]

Does Melinda Doolittle have a neck?

I also said the same thing on American Idol boards. Believe it or not, hundreds of people have said the same thing. rather odd.

[Smiling JOe]

I also said the same thing on American Idol boards. Believe it or not, hundreds of people have said the same thing. rather odd.

Better watch out, many people who eat at McDonalds...

[scooterbug44]

Sorry Scooterbuggette.

Now don't go getting sybilly on us, or I'll have to knit SJ a scarf.

What is sybilly?

[InletBchDweller]

What'd ya tell her?

My grandmother and I (god rest her sweet soul) asked me in a booth in Hardees one day "BB, what's a blo# j*b?" two guys in the booth next to us liked too have busted a gut laughing!

Does Melinda Doolittle have a neck?

not much of one, that is for sure....

[kurt]

i want to eat at local burger in lawrence kansas

[Bobby J]

I just saw a duck...

[Smiling JOe]

I wonder if Sam's mom ever found out about this, and I wonder if it really hurt.


Another random thought: I bet he is glad that he didn't let a "friend" insert that in the wrong direction.

[Ocean Lover]

I wonder if Sam's mom ever found out about this, and I wonder if it really hurt.


Another random thought: I bet he is glad that he didn't let a "friend" insert that in the wrong direction.

I would think it hurt!!! Why do boys do this stuff!!!!

[rapunzel]

Why do people keep talking about burgers and making me want one? I've seen like five references to burgers this morning.

[Smiling JOe]

Not sure their reasons why, but did you notice that the guy with the camera was telling the guy how to do it? Also, did you notice the guy by the door, keeping a lookout for mom?

[Smiling JOe]

Why do people keep talking about burgers and making me want one? I've seen like five references to burgers this morning.

Go watch the clip in post 142, and burgers will be off you mind instantly.

[rapunzel]

Go watch the clip in post 142, and burgers will be off you mind instantly.

I did. It just made me wish we'd had these cameras in 1987. Do you think any of these boys will grow up to be pediatricians? And if so, will their patients be able to pull up these videos?

Now I'm wondering if Smiling Joe really sleeps on the floor some nights, or if it's just a metaphor.

[Smiling JOe]

Pediatricians? I think these boys have the making of a US President.

[scooterbug44]

My mother asked me today what a lipstick le$bian was?

What is it? I assume my idea that it's a non-butch lesbian is incorrect?

[Mango]

What is sybilly?

Sybilly: A hillbilly who poses on message boards with multiple personalities and even talks to themself like reknown personality disorder patient deemed "Sybil" (diagnosed with 16 ones)