Random Thoughts

[Smiling JOe]

So Bobby J wasn't sick.

[dbuck]

Speaking of panties . . . why can't they make bathing suit bottoms that fit as well as panties?

[DuneAHH]

Panties are more comfortable if you wear them inside-out.

And even MORE comfortable when..."dropped" altogether .

[NoHall]

And even MORE comfortable when..."dropped" altogether .

Obviously...

[Jdarg]

MR. K fixed my laptop!!!!

Yay! He can qut his job and go to work for the Geek Squad!!!

Somehow I don't think he will go for that!

[Miss Kitty]

Yay! He can qut his job and go to work for the Geek Squad!!!

Somehow I don't think he will go for that!

...I pointed my finger at this laptop and said..."Just wait until your father gets home!"

[Jdarg]

...I pointed my finger at this laptop and said..."Just wait until your father gets home!"

What did he do - put your laptop in timeout, or take away some privileges?

[DuneAHH]

...I pointed my finger at this laptop and said..."Just wait until your father gets home!"

What did he do - put your laptop in timeout, or take away some privileges?

[Smiling JOe]

If women's swimsuit bottoms didn't have a bottom, sand wouldn't easily get trapped in them. I bet some displaced auto-designer guy designs women swimsuits.

[DuneAHH]

If women's swimsuit bottoms didn't have a bottom, sand wouldn't easily get trapped in them. I bet some displaced auto-designer guy designs women swimsuits.

Reminds me of SNL's "Wilson Trap Doors"?? Stomp, Swoosh!!

[Jdarg]

Yes, a man must design swimsuits, because a woman would not always assume that a woman's top is always as big as her bottom? I guess you could also say that swimsuit designers are optimists.

[scooterbug44]

After living here a while, Deer Fly bites don't hurt like they used to. They are more like a mosquito used to feel. Now, I hardly notice the mosquito bites.

They've been biting me for 5 years and I get a welt the size of a coaster within 1/2 an hour...................I think my body is bulding up antibodies instead of getting used to them

Mosquitos I can ignore no problem if they don't bite me in my face!

[scooterbug44]

Speaking of panties . . . why can't they make bathing suit bottoms that fit as well as panties?

They do - check out Victoria's Secret or Land's End. Lots of options, cuts and cute & comfortable suits.

[TripleB]

Panties are more comfortable if you wear them inside-out.

Saves on washing them too.

[dbuck]

They do - check out Victoria's Secret or Land's End. Lots of options, cuts and cute & comfortable suits.

I have been a bid fan of Land's End suits for years. I have never bothered to order any of the VS suits, I just assumed they would not fit.

[scooterbug44]

I love Victoria's Secret swimsuits because 1) they sell tops and bottoms separately 2) you order the tops by bra sizes 3) they have a bunch of swimwear sales and clearances 4) I am a VS junkie.

[Mango]

Saves on washing them too.

[scooterbug44]

Reading the political threads is like going to the zoo - educational, I see things I don't encounter in everyday life, and there is strong smell of feces!

[Beach Runner]

Bonefish Grill is yummy.

Hey, OL, have you seen this smiley?

[ItzKatzTime]

Hey, OL, have you seen this smiley?

THAT is just tooooo cute. Love it Beach Runner and OL will too! Did you make that one?

[Beach Runner]

THAT is just tooooo cute. Love it Beach Runner and OL will too! Did you make that one?

No, I was just searching for a smiley for some other purpose and happened to see it.

[audie]

is there another pancake bunny lover out there ?

[Rita]

Hey, OL, have you seen this smiley?

What a great find BR!!

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[Smiling JOe]

I recall the cent mark being on my old typewriter. My $.02 is that we need to get it back on the keyboard.

[Beach Runner]

I recall the cent mark being on my old typewriter. My $.02 is that we need to get it back on the keyboard.

I have a cent sign. It's ¢ (the HTML character entity ampersand poundsign 162 semicolon). Or do Insert/Symbol in Word. But you know this.

[TripleB]

I have a cent sign. It's ¢ (the HTML character entity ampersand poundsign 162 semicolon). Or do Insert/Symbol in Word. But you know this.

That makes cents.

[Smiling JOe]

<@#162;> --didn't make cents to me.



Yes, I know about using Word insert symbols, but I don't like having to do all of that. The idea is to make it easier than $..

[audie]

I have a cent sign. It's ¢ (the HTML character entity ampersand poundsign 162 semicolon). Or do Insert/Symbol in Word. But you know this.

what the heck did you just say ???

i would understand swahili better....

[audie]

i think "stoning" should be brought back as an appropriate punishment for child molesters/abusers.....

[Smiling JOe]

i think "stoning" should be brought back as an appropriate punishment for child molesters/abusers.....

...and what form of punishment should we use on the children who abuse their parents? I see a lot of that around here. Maybe we should go back to washing their mouth out with soap.

[Miss Kitty]

I just talked to a car dealer and he said..."what's your phone number, SIR"!!!!

[kathydwells]

I just talked to a car dealer and he said..."what's your phone number, SIR"!!!!

I'm sorry. I just had to laugh. What did you say to him. You know, Lauren Bacall has that deep sexy voice. I bet she gets asked that all the time.

[scooterbug44]

i think "stoning" should be brought back as an appropriate punishment for child molesters/abusers.....

I've always enjoyed the poetic justice of putting them in the general jail population.............let those pervs serve some hard time!

You know what you've done is bad when convicted murderers find it socially unacceptable!

[peapod1980]

I just talked to a car dealer and he said..."what's your phone number, SIR"!!!!

The Buick dealer?

[peapod1980]

...and what form of punishment should we use on the children who abuse their parents? I see a lot of that around here. Maybe we should go back to washing their mouth out with soap.

Eeeeeeek--is my house bugged?! SJ, put those high-powered binoculars down right this instant!
I was catching up on the latest random thoughts today, but I think you wrote that just after we had that very thing happen at our house. When you see L'il Pea #4 next week, SJ, ask him if Sun Light liquid in green apple is tasty.

[scooterbug44]

...and what form of punishment should we use on the children who abuse their parents? I see a lot of that around here. Maybe we should go back to washing their mouth out with soap.

A good swat and some forced labor managed to keep my folks from becoming abused.

I'll take liquid soap over a bar of Dial anyday........

[Sheila]

A good swat and some forced labor managed to keep my folks from becoming abused.

I'll take liquid soap over a bar of Dial anyday........

This reminds me of Ralphie in "A Christmas Story". The piquant taste of Lifebouy.

[scooterbug44]

I don't know about LifeBuoy, but Dial is nasty - you can't get rid of the taste!

Odd how children's behavior seems directly related to the levels of attention and discipline their parents give them.......Has anyone thought to do a study?

[InletBchDweller]

the last 24 hours have sucked

[scooterbug44]

Do people still act crazy during a full moon if there are clouds over the moon, or is it like the scene in Pirates of the Caribbean where direct moonlight is the cause?

[audie]

...and what form of punishment should we use on the children who abuse their parents? I see a lot of that around here. Maybe we should go back to washing their mouth out with soap.

i have found in my experience that a pop in the mouth works very well

I just talked to a car dealer and he said..."what's your phone number, SIR"!!!!

kick him in the omb's

A good swat and some forced labor managed to keep my folks from becoming abused.

I'll take liquid soap over a bar of Dial anyday........

do you know my parents?

Do people still act crazy during a full moon if there are clouds over the moon, or is it like the scene in Pirates of the Caribbean where direct moonlight is the cause?

i think people are just crazy in general....

[Smiling JOe]

When you see L'il Pea #4 next week, SJ, ask him if Sun Light liquid in green apple is tasty.

[Smiling JOe]

Why is the camera man always running faster than the cops on the TV show, "COPS?"

[Jdarg]

Why is the camera man always running faster than the cops on the TV show, "COPS?"

Getting that quality programming in before you nuke the cable, huh?

[DD]

Getting that quality programming in before you nuke the cable, huh?

[InletBchDweller]

spicY noodle cannoloni is great!!!!

[audie]

i managed to get my gimpy back (and the rest of me) into my car tonight for our ride to the dairy queen, but i was afraid i was gonna have to sleep in the garage - i couldn't get out without mr audie boosting me....

backaches suck !

[Beachbummett]

i managed to get my gimpy back (and the rest of me) into my car tonight for our ride to the dairy queen, but i was afraid i was gonna have to sleep in the garage - i couldn't get out without mr audie boosting me.
backaches suck !

i have a cure for that audie!

why do children think sponge bob is sooo funny?!

[Sheila]

i have a cure for that audie!

why do children think sponge bob is sooo funny?!

Or Barney?

[Sheila]

i managed to get my gimpy back (and the rest of me) into my car tonight for our ride to the dairy queen, but i was afraid i was gonna have to sleep in the garage - i couldn't get out without mr audie boosting me....

backaches suck !

I'll get FBB to commiserate with you tomorrow.