Random Thoughts

[Teresa]

Am I the only person who has noticed that Clay Aiken is turning into Paul Ruebens?

I barely know who clay aiken is, but this is funny anyway.

[SWGB]

DD gave me a weather report last night! WOW! Poor Mr. K had to fly into DFW during one of the storms...after they landed they shut down the airport! Did you get hail?

I get hail on a regular basis.

[Beach Runner]

I don't know where else to put this. Not worth a new thread.

Hubby was trying to go to the Home Depot website and accidentally left out the "m." It took him to "Hoe Online," a porn site.

[Miss Kitty]

I don't know where else to put this. Not worth a new thread.

Hubby was trying to go to the Home Depot website and accidentally left out the "m." It took him to "Hoe Online," a porn site.

...that's pretty random! What a shocker...although Home Depot does sell hoes.

[Beach Runner]

...that's pretty random! What a shocker...although Home Depot does sell hoes.

True.dat -- just try www.hoedepot.com --LOL!

[Beachbummett]

True.dat -- just try www.hoedepot.com --LOL!

When I open that link it takes me to some kind of hotel link. (of course I looked)

[InletBchDweller]

When I open that link it takes me to some kind of hotel link. (of course I looked)

weren't you starting a garden and needed a hoe???

[Beachbummett]

weren't you starting a garden and needed a hoe???

yep.....you busy?

[Beach Runner]

When I open that link it takes me to some kind of hotel link. (of course I looked)

What I see when I click on that link is a butt with a thong.

[NoHall]

y'all are bad gulls, and your computers are going to get diseases.

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I've always bragged that my house is so tiny that it can be cleaned from top to bottom in 2 hours--laundry, vacuum, mop, clean bathrooms, dishes, the whole shebang.

Apparently I've reached the point of no return. I did the kitchen (which is probably a quarter of the tiny house, honestly, and I'm pooped. Laundry still laundering, mopping not done, bed needs changing (which means more laundry)...

I'm going to run away in the middle of the night. Leave your porch lights on for me.

[scooterbug44]

I don't know where else to put this. Not worth a new thread.

Hubby was trying to go to the Home Depot website and accidentally left out the "m." It took him to "Hoe Online," a porn site.

That's an excuse as old as the internet! I wasn't looking at porn, I mistyped the address!

[sunspotbaby]

My son was trying to go to OReiley Auto Parts and got a window that would not let him choose "cancel" and wouldn't "X" out either. When I got over to the computer the website was Orally... something or another.

control Alt Delete, control Alt delete........

BTW... he's 18- we got a good laugh!

[Minnie]

Ever noticed when life sucks, it does it big time. No little stuff, nope.

[Beach Runner]

That's an excuse as old as the internet! I wasn't looking at porn, I mistyped the address!

I swear, he wasn't looking for "hoes." He was looking for a "hose."

Seriously, he was looking for a hose long enough to reach the street.

[aggieb]

I swear, he wasn't looking for "hoes." He was looking for a "hose."

Seriously, he was looking for a hose long enough to reach the street.

[scooterbug44]

FIRE outdid itself today (the word foodgasm was used many times). The food was so good it shut up our table for more than 10 minutes (usually you can't get a word in edgewise) and I hoovered half my plate before I took a break for air/champagne! If they had recorded the noises of yumminess/satisfaction we were making it would have had an X rating!

[SWGB]

FIRE outdid itself today (the word foodgasm was used many times). The food was so good it shut up our table for more than 10 minutes (usually you can't get a word in edgewise) and I hoovered half my plate before I took a break for air/champagne! If they had recorded the noises of yumminess/satisfaction we were making it would have had an X rating!

Oh yes, I have a new love and thy name is "Dessert Storm".

[NoHall]

Oh yes, I have a new love and thy name is "Dessert Storm".

Shock and awe, or chocolate awe?

[InletBchDweller]

FIRE outdid itself today (the word foodgasm was used many times). The food was so good it shut up our table for more than 10 minutes (usually you can't get a word in edgewise) and I hoovered half my plate before I took a break for air/champagne! If they had recorded the noises of yumminess/satisfaction we were making it would have had an X rating!

We almost went yesterday but I chose a nice filet at the Boars Head instead. I gotta go to fire and get a foodgasm..

[Mango]

I just heard an animal yelping outside my kitchen window, threw the light on and saw what looked like maybe a coyote attacking a deer. It chased it into the woods and I heard the crying again. Turned on all the lights and went outside hoping it would stop.

Never had a coyote this close to my house.

[scooterbug44]

Oh yes, I have a new love and thy name is "Dessert Storm".

Oh, the rapture of 6 desserts on one plate!

[ATJoe]

Random thought? At this time last year, we were planning our first SOWAL visit and I've been thinking about how much I enjoyed our time in your little slice of paradise.

[Rita]

.............. and I hoovered half my plate before I took a break for air/champagne! ....................

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I haven't heard that expression for a while! We call our dog the "family hoover". .



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[SWGB]

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I haven't heard that expression for a while! We call our dog the "family hoover". .



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Scooterbug knows the same family I do that doesn't have a Roomba, they have a munster.

[LightWorker]

Ever noticed when life sucks, it does it big time. No little stuff, nope.

Thinking of you....

[Beach Runner]

I GW. Yeah, I know y'all think I'm __________ (fill in the blank) for having that opinion. He just stunned me by mispronouncing "tyranny" in a speech delivered in Israel and just broadcast by CNN. Of course, I have never made a mistake.

I guess I should qualify my opinion. My sister loves GW and says that she doesn't know anyone in Dallas who is not for McCain. Are we, like, on a different wavelength than many of you all?

[Rita]

I GW. Yeah, I know y'all think I'm __________ (fill in the blank) for having that opinion. He just stunned me by mispronouncing "tyranny" in a speech delivered in Israel and just broadcast by CNN. Of course, I have never made a mistake.

I guess I should qualify my opinion. My sister loves GW and says that she doesn't know anyone in Dallas who is not for McCain. Are we, like, on a different wavelength than many of you all?

I'm thinking maybe so!

Anymore I really have a hard time watching Bush on TV. He may be a "good Joe" but I feel embarrassed that he is our President. It is interesting how people can feel so differently. But hey...

Not many of our friends and acquaintances here in TX seem to have much positive to say about his presidency. Or maybe they just keep quiet. McCain would have followers around here though.


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[NoHall]

I GW. Yeah, I know y'all think I'm __________ (fill in the blank) for having that opinion. He just stunned me by mispronouncing "tyranny" in a speech delivered in Israel and just broadcast by CNN. Of course, I have never made a mistake.

I guess I should qualify my opinion. My sister loves GW and says that she doesn't know anyone in Dallas who is not for McCain. Are we, like, on a different wavelength than many of you all?

You're not the one wacko, weirdo, right-y.

Don't tell anybody, willya?

[Beach Runner]

Actually there was a Rita followed by my name killed in the "Wackos from Waco" a few years ago in the Branch Davidian episode. But she is not related to our family.

Guess we're just the "Wackos born at Crawford Long in the ATL."

[Gypsea]

I'm thinking maybe so!

Anymore I really have a hard time watching Bush on TV. He may be a "good Joe" but I feel embarrassed that he is our President. It is interesting how people can feel so differently. But hey...

Not many of our friends and acquaintances here in TX seem to have much positive to say about his presidency. Or maybe they just keep quiet. McCain would have followers around here though.


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Make that two.

[SWGB]

Did anyone see the report about GW using some new language today?

Get ready for THE Googles. It's right up there with THE Beach.

[Beach Runner]

On the way to the hospital today I was listening to CNN and heard W mispronounce "shalom." He obviously didn't go to Tulane.

Oh, and it's obvious that he's been in west Texas a lot. That "h" sound just shows up strongly after his visits there. Kinda like when I visit my relatives in Tyler and start pronouncing my "i's" like they do, instead of like "eye."

I'm still under the influence of drugs. So please forgive me for anything I say today. Or actually anything I've ever said in the past #$%^&-something years. I have been under the influence of a crazy mother.

The good news (besides the fact that the results of the outpatient procedure were normal) is that I turned in my grades last night, and classes don't start back until September.

Yes!!!!!

[TooFarTampa]

Wow, that post was perfect for this thread.

Just kidding, BR. Glad you are doing well ... enjoy your summer!

[Beach Runner]

Wow, that post was perfect for this thread.

Just kidding, BR. Glad you are doing well ... enjoy your summer!

Grazi!

[rapunzel]

It's bizarro world today....

Democrats won a seat in Mississippi in a special election...

Bush basically called Democrats Nazis in the Knesset, and is being universally panned for his blantantly partisan nastiness on foreign soil.

Gay marriage was upheld by the California Supreme court, where six of seven judges are Republican appointees.

[aggieb]

I AM ADDICTED.
do not go to starbucks and order this, it's bad news.

[SWGB]

It's bizarro world today....

Democrats won a seat in Mississippi in a special election...

Bush basically called Democrats Nazis in the Knesset, and is being universally panned for his blantantly partisan nastiness on foreign soil.

Gay marriage was upheld by the California Supreme court, where six of seven judges are Republican appointees.

Here's to bizarre days!!!

[Ocean Lover]

On the way to the hospital today I was listening to CNN and heard W mispronounce "shalom." He obviously didn't go to Tulane.

Oh, and it's obvious that he's been in west Texas a lot. That "h" sound just shows up strongly after his visits there. Kinda like when I visit my relatives in Tyler and start pronouncing my "i's" like they do, instead of like "eye."

I'm still under the influence of drugs. So please forgive me for anything I say today. Or actually anything I've ever said in the past #$%^&-something years. I have been under the influence of a crazy mother.

The good news (besides the fact that the results of the outpatient procedure were normal) is that I turned in my grades last night, and classes don't start back until September.

Yes!!!!!

Woooohooooo for BR!!!!!!!!!!

[Beach Runner]

Thanks.

Now I can clean out my closets and do some "spring" cleaning.

[Jdarg]

What a beautiful morning- sunny, low humidity, lots of birds chirping....

And I am having coffee on the new screened (well, almost screened) porch built by Bdarg- it is too fantastic!

[kathydwells]

What a beautiful morning- sunny, low humidity, lots of birds chirping....

And I am having coffee on the new screened (well, almost screened) porch built by Bdarg- it is too fantastic!

It is a beautiful morning here as well. I wish I was sitting on that porch with you!!!!

[SWGB]

It is a beautiful morning here as well. I wish I was sitting on that porch with you!!!!

You could take the plunge like all the others lately and move down. There's a 6 pack of Miller lite in it for you.

[kathydwells]

You could take the plunge like all the others lately and move down. There's a 6 pack of Miller lite in it for you.

I know, I am so envious. I do know that the company I work for now has an office in Ft. Walton Beach. I will have to check out the job postings for that area. I will take the 6 pack of ML in July, thank you.

[NoHall]

1. I'm getting a massage tomorrow, and my neck can't wait!
2. I forgot what #2 was going to be.
3. Oh, yeah--I went to a dance/exercise class today and re-realized that I can't dance AT ALL. Very embarrassing.
4. The lady who taught me piano lessons for most of my formative years died yesterday. I wish I had seen her again...death is so unnatural...

[SWGB]

1. I'm getting a massage tomorrow, and my neck can't wait!
2. I forgot what #2 was going to be.
3. Oh, yeah--I went to a dance/exercise class today and re-realized that I can't dance AT ALL. Very embarrassing.
4. The lady who taught me piano lessons for most of my formative years died yesterday. I wish I had seen her again...death is so unnatural...

You so deserve this vacation.

P.S. Don't take dance lessons from military cadets.

[NoHall]

You so deserve this vacation.

P.S. Don't take dance lessons from military cadets.

If my cadets can dance like that I am very proud of them! They spend WAY too much time marching...

[Miss Critter]

There's a 6 pack of Miller lite in it for you.

Don't be too hasty. You could trade that for a Lear jet or a roll of tin foil on another thread.

[InletBchDweller]

Don't be too hasty. You could trade that for a Lear jet or a roll of tin foil on another thread.

[InletBchDweller]

Beach chairs are not comfortable on a wooden floor - only when they are in the sand...

[SWGB]

Don't be too hasty. You could trade that for a Lear jet or a roll of tin foil on another thread.

I've offered up some of my lesser valuables.

Beach chairs are not comfortable on a wooden floor - only when they are in the sand...

Moving is torture.