Random Thoughts

[DD]

What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

plug the hole

[CastlesOfSand]

plug the hole

Today!!! Right on DD!!

[Lynnie]

I nominate DD, Oil Czar.

[Lynnie]

I'm irritable.

Damnit!

[Douglas the Intrepid]

I'm irritable.

Damnit!

A bubble bath and some nice wine should take care of that.

[futurebeachbum]

I was able to put a shoe on my left foot tonight. If it weren't for the meds, I'd pop a bottle of bubbly.

[Lynnie]

A bubble bath and some nice wine should take care of that.

You are so right and I wish I had seen this last night. But, all is better and I bought some wood and stuff for a new project. And, I had some sushi.

And, some wine.

And, some giggles.

And, some more wine, too.

[Teresa]

I was able to put a shoe on my left foot tonight. If it weren't for the meds, I'd pop a bottle of bubbly.

I'll toast to that! keep up the good work.

[CastlesOfSand]

Wish I was in SoWal........ seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugg!!!

[Beach Runner]

Hey, Lynnie. Stay away from Piedmont in Midtown. There is a woman throwing pee there. Lots of police sirens. As our daughter said, "I am curious as to how she is doing this, but don't want to get hit with said pee."

[Lynnie]

Hey, Lynnie. Stay away from Piedmont in Midtown. There is a woman throwing pee there. Lots of police sirens. As our daughter said, "I am curious as to how she is doing this, but don't want to get hit with said pee."

Thanks for the tailsup! There is always some strange occurrence around here, isn't there? That's why I love The Blotter in The Creative Loafing!

They should have sent Hazmat instead of the PoPo for Pee Lady. I was in Buckhead falling in ____ .

[CastlesOfSand]

Hey, Lynnie. Stay away from Piedmont in Midtown. There is a woman throwing pee there. Lots of police sirens. As our daughter said, "I am curious as to how she is doing this, but don't want to get hit with said pee."

[Beach Runner]

Cheech of Cheech and Chong (my favorite of his movies is Up in Smoke) [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdL9Dy5DIvQ"]YouTube - Cheech & Chong Low Rider[/ame] is really smart. Woah, I didn't know that. He was on Jeopardy this week, and it is amazing how much he knows.

Inhale.

[Lake View Too]

Cheech of Cheech and Chong (my favorite of his movies is Up in Smoke) is really smart. Woah, I didn't know that. He was on Jeopardy this week, and it is amazing how much he knows.

Inhale.

So... what you're saying is...if, and only if, you inhale...well, everything changes...is that it?

[Beach Runner]

So... what you're saying is...if, and only if, you inhale...well, everything changes...is that it?

[Teresa]

Sunday nap. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Teresa]

holy moley! this thread is almost 100 pages!

[Beach Runner]

I love Sunday afternoon naps too, especially with a golf tournament or pro football on TV and the volume turned down low.

[Lynnie]

I like Sunday afternoon naps, too.......and, inhale. I did not know he was that smart either. Who knew?

[sunspotbaby]

So... what you're saying is...if, and only if, you inhale...well, everything changes...is that it?

works for me.

[Miss Kitty]

OMG = Olive Mediocre Garden
GERD = Gastroesophageal reflux disease
Miss Kitty = /

[DD]

OMG = Olive Mediocre Garden
GERD = Gastroesophageal reflux disease
Miss Kitty = /

God luv ya.

[SWGB]

OMG = Olive Mediocre Garden
GERD = Gastroesophageal reflux disease
Miss Kitty = /

I have a sneaking suspicion who dragged you to Olive Garden.

[Miss Kitty]

God luv ya.

All better. Pepcid. Remember when you bought it for puking Molly?

I have a sneaking suspicion who dragged you to Olive Garden.

...no, I dragged Doodle to OMG. I had a hankering for that salad.

[DD]

All better. Pepcid. Remember when you bought it for puking Molly?




...no, I dragged Doodle to OMG. I had a hankering for that salad.

I DO remember...God luv her.

[Lynnie]

Molly and Kitty were sick? From nasty food at Olive Garden? Hope Y'all are better now.

I had a random thought a couple of days ago, but forgot it now.

[Beach Runner]

I wonder where Katie Couric got those gorgeous diamond earrings that she had on today on CBS Sunday Morning, not that I could even begin to afford them.

[SWGB]

I wonder where Katie Couric got those gorgeous diamond earrings that she had on today on CBS Sunday Morning, not that I could even begin to afford them.

If they were talking about diamonds then it's probably from De Beers directly as a promotional item. Although it may have been a marketing attempt by a department store or national jewelry chain.

[sunspotbaby]

Why did i dream last night that JDarg was grading my papers when
One, I've only met Jenny briefly and two, i don't have any papers to grade??

[Beach Runner]

If they were talking about diamonds then it's probably from De Beers directly as a promotional item. Although it may have been a marketing attempt by a department store or national jewelry chain.

Could be. Although she definitely can afford them.

Hey sunspotbaby, lately I've had some strange dreams too. The paper grading is pretty random if you're not a teacher.

[Rita]

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Wondering why it bothers me so much that someone can't be bothered with spell check when it is so easy anymore.

I just read a post in the Local Government forum that had up to 5 misspelled words in 3 paragraphs.

Just click control then the word for spell check. You'll need more help with the grammar though. ..


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[SWGB]

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Wondering why it bothers me so much that someone can't be bothered with spell check when it is so easy anymore.

I just read a post in the Local Happenings forum that had up to 5 misspelled words in 3 paragraphs.

Just click control then the word for spell check. You'll need more help with the grammar though. ..


.

Firefox will automatically underline them and you simply right click, gives you a nice list of options.

[Alicia Leonard]

Dear Mr. Haberny,
After sending back your zip lock bag of bag of gold painted rocks that you considered “14 karat gold nuggets found on a soul searching pilgrimage in Tibet with a quadriplegic hooker you picked up in Singapore,” we find it truly unfortunate that you can not understand the concept of “Do Not Contact Us Again.”
Your fraudulent attempt to extort money from our seasoned geologists (who are experts in identifying precious metals) has forced us to take extreme action; this is your final warning before we contact the authorities. Your “rocks” have shown up in our inventory three times now. We will not longer attempt to return them, but will keep them as evidence. You are not entitled to any money, especially the ludicrous amount of $1,423,061.92 you demand for your Cash 4 Gold payment. Your petition for an “ungreased backdoor; Hammertime lovemaking session” with our telemarketer’s Carol and Tracy is feral and preposterous. Your absurd request to be reimbursed for postage ($167.45, 138.33 & $142.73) is unwarranted and completely illicit. As a reminder Mr. Haberny, Ed McMahon passed away June 23, 2009. It is not only disrespectful but also utterly moronic to request that he host your birthday party at McDonalds.
This is the last time that we will be in contact with you.
Sincerely,
Jeff Aronson

[SWGB]

I think he had student loans with Sallie Mae.

[Miss Kitty]

...thars gold in them hookers, i mean hills.

[SWGB]

Dear Mr. Haberny,
After sending back your zip lock bag of bag of gold painted rocks that you considered “14 karat gold nuggets found on a soul searching pilgrimage in Tibet with a quadriplegic hooker you picked up in Singapore,” we find it truly unfortunate that you can not understand the concept of “Do Not Contact Us Again.”
Your fraudulent attempt to extort money from our seasoned geologists (who are experts in identifying precious metals) has forced us to take extreme action; this is your final warning before we contact the authorities. Your “rocks” have shown up in our inventory three times now. We will not longer attempt to return them, but will keep them as evidence. You are not entitled to any money, especially the ludicrous amount of $1,423,061.92 you demand for your Cash 4 Gold payment. Your petition for an “ungreased backdoor; Hammertime lovemaking session” with our telemarketer’s Carol and Tracy is feral and preposterous. Your absurd request to be reimbursed for postage ($167.45, 138.33 & $142.73) is unwarranted and completely illicit. As a reminder Mr. Haberny, Ed McMahon passed away June 23, 2009. It is not only disrespectful but also utterly moronic to request that he host your birthday party at McDonalds.
This is the last time that we will be in contact with you.
Sincerely,
Jeff Aronson

Your not supposed to post sowallers (SHELLY) personal stuff.

[Alicia Leonard]

I didn't know where else to post that one. Love it!

[Beach Runner]

Dear deer,
Please stop using our shrubbery as your salad bar.
Sincerely,
BR

[CastlesOfSand]

Tomorrow, I have to shop until I drop........

[Beach Runner]

Dang the Coons. Just let the Saints go ahead. They've disappointed me since I was a child. My parents had season tickets, and we went every Sunday after church. Saints just scored a TD.

[Beach Runner]

Sad day. Hubby went to Roger Milliken's funeral today. Mr. Milliken was an industrial magnate, but to hubby he was a father figure, great friend, and mentor. He attended our 25th anniversary party at our home. He had a breakfast date with our daughter to help him write a letter of recommendation for her to Yale, his alma mater. He teased hubby when she picked MIT over Yale.

He will be truly missed by us. And the world.

[Teresa]

why did I pick up "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"? It has caused me to read all night long and basically ruin my first week of the New Year! Now I gotta read the second one... then the third..

[shakennotstirred]

why did I pick up "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"? It has caused me to read all night long and basically ruin my first week of the New Year! Now I gotta read the second one... then the third..

The third one was my favorite. Enjoy!

[scooterbug44]

You're in good company - my recent post midnight reads are not helping me with my resolutions/sleep either.

[bogieman]

Perfectly captures the essence of seagulls?

[JUL]

I wonder why this Today show host always wrenches and wrings her hands when she talks and if they aren't wrenching and wringing they are flying about...drives me crazy!!!!!

[Beach Runner]

We think Jenna is adorable. Haven't noticed the hand wringing.

[CastlesOfSand]

I HATE chopping onions!!!!

[Beach Runner]

I HATE chopping onions!!!!

Because they make you cry? Get the sweet ones. Or because of time? Our daughter has watched so much Food Network that she can chop an onion in no-time flat. I'm just about there.

Garlic is what I hate to chop. I've started buying multiple heads, only using the big, outer cloves and tossing the tiny ones. Saves time.

[Bob]

what is it about passive aggressive control freak females and spinning class?