Penis Cake

[CJ]

Does anyone know of a baker who will make a penis cake for a baccelorate party in SoWal?

I am also taking suggestions for alternative tacky party foods or cakes. The bride to be is fairly innocent so the raunchier the better.

[RiverOtter]

RiverOtter <--- just shaking my head

[Miss Kitty]

I am giving up my position as "BOARD MONITOR" as of right now!!!!

[Smiling JOe]

. You are sick-o. I PM'd you a Penis Cake Baker's name and number. I am sure it will be a first, but the baker will come through for you (pun intended).

[CJ]

I can always count on you SJ!!!!

Stumping you may be an interesting board challenge.

[Smiling JOe]

I can always count on you SJ!!!!

Stumping you may be an interesting board challenge.

Now I don't want you guys challenging me to come up with solutions to problems you don't really have. None of that.

For all questions, you guys need to see CJ. She has the scoop, well, on most things other than penis cakes, and now she even has that info!

[Landlocked]

. You are sick-o. I PM'd you a Penis Cake Baker's name and number. I am sure it will be a first, but the baker will come through for you (pun intended).

SJ-

How many penis cakes have you ordered? I'm wondering how you knew where to get one.

[Diane4145]

With all that is going on in my life, I sure did enjoy the laugh! Now I know where to go, when I need one!

Does anyone know of a baker who will make a penis cake for a baccelorate party in SoWal?

I am also taking suggestions for alternative tacky party foods or cakes. The bride to be is fairly innocent so the raunchier the better.

[Smiling JOe]

SJ-

How many penis cakes have you ordered? I'm wondering how you knew where to get one.

I have ordered only ... just kidding. Gotcha!

I just know a cake decorator. As I told CJ, it will surely be a first for this decorator. I would give twenty dollars to see his facial expression when CJ places the order. I would give another $20 to take and post a photo.

[Landlocked]

There are so many directions this could go. I can't wait to see.

[RiverOtter]

Now I don't want you guys challenging me to come up with solutions to problems you don't really have. None of that.

Especially when it involves the words "Penis" and "Stumping"

[Kimmifunn]

I have had Publix make an "erotic" cake for us once. I don't know about what you are looking for. Check out www.masturbakers.com I'm serious! They make stuff like what you may be looking for. I hope that wasn't inappropriate...but I worked on an entertaining book and that was in the resource guide! You can also probably go to PC and get a cake tin. I can get you one up here in the city and send it down if you'd like!

[Landlocked]

I have had Publix make an "erotic" cake for us once. I don't know about what you are looking for. Check out www.masturbakers.com I'm serious! They make stuff like what you may be looking for. I hope that wasn't inappropriate...but I worked on an entertaining book and that was in the resource guide! You can also probably go to PC and get a cake tin. I can get you one up here in the city and send it down if you'd like!

Y'all gotta see that site.

[CJ]

I am so evil. I just sent his number to my extremely timid Sri Lankan friend so she could place the order. I could do it myself but probably the only thing funnier than your friend's face would be hearing my friend try to explain what she wants when ordering it from him. God I would pay big bucks to be there for that exchange. She can't even say a word referring to any genitalia without turning beet red.

[Smiling JOe]

How did I know that Kimmifunn would find her way to this thread. :laughing1

[Smiling JOe]

I am so evil. I just sent his number to my extremely timid Sri Lankan friend so she could place the order. I could do it myself but probably the only thing funnier than your friend's face would be hearing my friend try to explain what she wants when ordering it from him. God I would pay big bucks to be there for that exchange. She can't even say a word referring to any genitalia without turning beet red.

:laughing1
I cannot wait to get the phone call from the cake decorator.

[CJ]

I have had Publix make an "erotic" cake for us once. I don't know about what you are looking for. Check out www.masturbakers.com I'm serious! They make stuff like what you may be looking for. I hope that wasn't inappropriate...but I worked on an entertaining book and that was in the resource guide! You can also probably go to PC and get a cake tin. I can get you one up here in the city and send it down if you'd like!

That is awesome! I can always count on you guys to come through!!! I'll send her the link after I make her call SJ's friend (which she will probably NOT do) Those cakes are nasty!

[Miss Kitty]

PLEASE....NO creamy filling!!!!

[CastlesOfSand]

Of course, I just had to look at this thread..... What's next??

[Jdarg]

What exactly will she have to tell the cake person? A detailed description? Size? Will she have to show a picture of the groom-to-be's ...cake subject?

[Miss Kitty]

What exactly will she have to tell the cake person? A detailed description? Size? Will she have to show a picture of the groom-to-be's ...cake subject?

Perhaps they can make a SHEET cake to cover the subject up!!

[Jdarg]

Does anyone know of a baker who will make a penis cake for a baccelorate party in SoWal?

I am also taking suggestions for alternative tacky party foods or cakes. The bride to be is fairly innocent so the raunchier the better.

If you keep posting fun details of this party (although I don't know how much more fun you can get than a penis cake), you may have every boardmember show up uninvited, to gawk at the cake. They are degenerating into quite an unsavory group, which may send the bride over the edge if she is that innocent!

[CJ]

What exactly will she have to tell the cake person? A detailed description? Size? Will she have to show a picture of the groom-to-be's ...cake subject?

Maybe just tell him his hair color...which is red by the way.

[Landlocked]

Maybe just tell him his hair color...which is red by the way.

[Landlocked]

PLEASE....NO creamy filling!!!!

I can't believe you typed that

[Teresa]

Does anyone know of a baker who will make a penis cake for a baccelorate party in SoWal?

I am also taking suggestions for alternative tacky party foods or cakes. The bride to be is fairly innocent so the raunchier the better.

you should really attempt making it yourself, as my girlfriend made one for me on my 30th birthday. extremely detailed and just hilarious! it makes me laugh to remember it, in the restaurant in Gainesville, Florida as we cut it and gave a piece to our waitress... it was quite good. except for the gross cooked spaghetti noodles died black... never mind all that.

[CJ]

If you keep posting fun details of this party (although I don't know how much more fun you can get than a penis cake), you may have every boardmember show up uninvited, to gawk at the cake. They are degenerating into quite an unsavory group, which may send the bride over the edge if she is that innocent!

I am looking for suggestions on other horrible and tacky things to do.

[Smiling JOe]

I have had Publix make an "erotic" cake for us once. I don't know about what you are looking for. Check out www.masturbakers.com I'm serious! They make stuff like what you may be looking for. I hope that wasn't inappropriate...but I worked on an entertaining book and that was in the resource guide! You can also probably go to PC and get a cake tin. I can get you one up here in the city and send it down if you'd like!

That site is on the other side of the verge of porn. Do not go there, kids.:oops:

[CJ]

you should really attempt making it yourself, as my girlfriend made one for me on my 30th birthday. extremely detailed and just hilarious! it makes me laugh to remember it, in the restaurant in Gainesville, Florida as we cut it and gave a piece to our waitress... it was quite good. except for the gross cooked spaghetti noodles died black... never mind all that.

I was thinking more shredded coconut, dyed red of course. Is it too gross to make it with red velvet cake? I don't want her to throw me out of the party.

[Landlocked]

you should really attempt making it yourself, as my girlfriend made one for me on my 30th birthday. extremely detailed and just hilarious! it makes me laugh to remember it, in the restaurant in Gainesville, Florida as we cut it and gave a piece to our waitress... it was quite good. except for the gross cooked spaghetti noodles died black... never mind all that.

I thought they had to eat them whole

[Smiling JOe]

I thought they had to eat them whole

You guys are all sick-o. I am outta here.

[CJ]

You guys are all sick-o. I am outta here.

Ahh! Come on SJ...why so sensitive?

[Landlocked]

Ahh! Come on SJ...why so sensitive?

At my bachelor party, they made me eat two strategically placed oysters without use of my hands.

[Teresa]

I thought they had to eat them whole

no, this cake was about 2 feet long with a couple of accouterments... it was shared by all... I think she made a couple of big sheet cakes and just cut and shaped them as needed.. then used lots of interesting ways of decorating... homemade with lots of creativity is definitely the way to go!

[Teresa]

You guys are all sick-o...

SJ always speaks the truth!

I plead guilty

[CJ]

At my bachelor party, they made me eat two strategically placed oysters without use of my hands.

I hope that what I am thinking you mean by "well placed" is far worse than where they actually were? You may need to clarify a bit...for your wife's sake if not mine.

[Landlocked]

I hope that what I am thinking you mean by "well placed" is far worse than where they actually were? You may need to clarify a bit...for your wife's sake if not mine.

NO! They were not eaten off of any living person. Or dead for that matter. I don't even like oysters

[Kimmifunn]

How did I know that Kimmifunn would find her way to this thread. :laughing1

You know...I do what I can to help out.

I haven't been to the site in a while...and I'm afraid to go on it at work! Sorry it if it's way too graphic! :oops:

[CJ]

You know...I do what I can to help out.

I haven't been to the site in a while...and I'm afraid to go on it at work! Sorry it if it's way too graphic! :oops:

No, it is perfect...just what I needed, but I don't think Kurt would let us post the pics.

[Kimmifunn]

Oh...I know better than to post the pictures!

Glad it worked out for you!

[RiverOtter]

PLEASE....NO creamy filling!!!!

Sueshore :arrow: I am standing here beside myself

[Jdarg]

Alright- this is pathetic! WHen my family starts keeling over from hunger, I guess I'll just have to tell the truth: "Sorry y'all, dinner will be late tonight. Mama was busy discussing porno penis cakes and she's a bit behind in her duties."


BTW- CJ, you better find a way to post a pic of this cake!!! After all we have been through!!!

[RiverOtter]

NO! They were not eaten off of any living person. Or dead for that matter. I don't even like oysters

Lets watch Landlocked tap dance

[Camp Creek Kid]

you should really attempt making it yourself, as my girlfriend made one for me on my 30th birthday. extremely detailed and just hilarious! it makes me laugh to remember it, in the restaurant in Gainesville, Florida as we cut it and gave a piece to our waitress... it was quite good. except for the gross cooked spaghetti noodles died black... never mind all that.

Dyed coconut would taste a lot better. Have fun with it. Most unique cake I've ever heard of.

[OnMackBayou]

What goes in this cake to make it rise? And how high is high enough?

[RiverOtter]

What goes in this cake to make it rise? And how high is high enough?

Wait till Sueshore sees this M(Otter)AO :!: :!:

[OnMackBayou]

Wait till Sueshore sees this M(Otter)AO :!: :!:

Or is it just the way you handle it?

[RiverOtter]

Or is it just the way you handle it?

You're killin me :!:

[Miss Kitty]

What goes in this cake to make it rise? And how high is high enough?

Sugar and spice? Ain't no p cake high enough! Does size matter?

[Smiling JOe]

Alright- this is pathetic! WHen my family starts keeling over from hunger, I guess I'll just have to tell the truth: "Sorry y'all, dinner will be late tonight. Mama was busy discussing porno penis cakes and she's a bit behind in her duties."

Okay, okay, I couldn't stay away for too long.

Jdarg,
I thought you were going to say that dinner was delayed because you had been busy baking some desserts for late night mischief.