Penis Cake

[Smiling JOe]

What goes in this cake to make it rise? And how high is high enough?

Some say that the size is not important. Rather, it is the motion of the ocean, so perhaps you could consider a jello cake.

[WaltonUndercurrent]

It never ceases to amaze me, that around the globe, no matter what the topic of conversation or language used, it will at some point - inevitably turn -to the subject of "penis cakes."

Cheers

[OnMackBayou]

Some say that the size is not important. Rather, it is the motion of the ocean, so perhaps you could consider a jello cake.

Would that go in a standard 6" pan?

[WaltonUndercurrent]

I was in desperate need of a recipe for uterus shaped sugar cookies for a baby shower last April and didn't have any luck.

[Miss Kitty]

Would that go in a standard 6" pan?

Might work better in a tube pan.

[Smiling JOe]

I have not had this many belly laughs in a while.

[Miss Kitty]

I have not had this many belly laughs in a while.

When I typed tube pan, all I could think of was the new name for that Dr. Rosen.... DR. GEOTUBESTEAK!!!!

[Smiling JOe]

After much unnecessary thought, I have come to the conclusion that you should just get her a hot dog, minus the bun. Do you know what body parts make the hot dog weiner?

[wintersbk]

After much unnecessary thought, I have come to the conclusion that you should just get her a hot dog, minus the bun. Do you know what body parts make the hot dog weiner?

Don't tell me .....I like a good hotdog!!!



la..la..la..la....I can't hear you!!!

[Smiling JOe]

Don't tell me .....I like a good hotdog!!!



la..la..la..la....I can't hear you!!!

I, too, love a good hotdog, but let's just be honest, they are not made from the tenderloins.

[Sunny Daze]

How many times would one have to knead the mix before it will rise??? :laughing1

[Jdarg]

I go outside and enjoy the fresh air for awhile, get everyone settled with ice cream (we were fresh out of penis cakes)- and now we have switched to hot dogs? I hate hot dogs! My family likes them and I about gag if I have to get them out of the package and touch the disgusting hot dog juice.

There. Now y'all know my biggest phobia- hot dog juice. That nasty, watery, hot doggy smelling stuff that they use to float the winners in the package. Gotta go puke now.

Can we PLEASE go back to penis cakes now?

[OnMackBayou]

I go outside and enjoy the fresh air for awhile, get everyone settled with ice cream (we were fresh out of penis cakes)- and now we have switched to hot dogs? I hate hot dogs! My family likes them and I about gag if I have to get them out of the package and touch the disgusting hot dog juice.

There. Now y'all know my biggest phobia- hot dog juice. That nasty, watery, hot doggy smelling stuff that they use to float the winners in the package. Gotta go puke now.

Can we PLEASE go back to penis cakes now?

Whoa a minute! SJ is on to something. Big health news today about a main ingredient in hot dog juice.....
Sept 6 (Washington) Reported today from the National Institutes of Health

Could the salt that preserves hot dogs also preserve your health? Scientists at the National Institutes of Health think so. They've begun infusing sodium nitrite into volunteers in hopes that it could prove a cheap but potent treatment for sickle cell anemia, heart attacks, brain aneurysms, even an illness that suffocates babies.

The scientists are so convinced of nitrite's promise that lead researcher Dr. Mark T. Gladwin says the government will pursue drug development on its own if necessary.

"We are turning organs into hot dogs," Gladwin jokes. Then he turns serious: "We think we stumbled into an innate protection mechanism."

If it works, "this drug would be pennies to dollars per day," says Dr. Christian Hunter of California's Loma Linda University. By January, Hunter hopes to begin studies of nitrite treatment for babies with an often fatal disease called pulmonary hypertension. "It's so easy to use."

Gladwin and Cannon injected sodium nitrite into healthy volunteers. Tiny doses almost tripled blood flow. Moreover, when people exercised, nitrite levels plummeted in the muscles being worked - the body was using it.

The researchers were stunned.

"This has led to an avalanche of work," says Gladwin, who this week hosts an NIH meeting where scientists will compare nitrite research.

"We were surprised at how complete the protection was, and with no toxicity that we identified," Oldfield says. "The beauty of sodium nitrite is it seems to interact with the hemoglobin in a way that permits it to be released only where it's needed."

"The idea it's bad for you has not played out," he says. "The fact it was linked to hot dogs gave it a bad name."

[Teresa]

Dyed coconut would taste a lot better. Have fun with it. Most unique cake I've ever heard of.

I would also be in support of the shredded coconut.

[Smiling JOe]

I would also be in support of the shredded coconut.

The aforementioned penis cake is not for Sheryl Crow, is it?

[OnMackBayou]

The aforementioned penis cake is not for Sheryl Crow, is it?

If it is for Sheryl she should get a break on the price of it, since it won't require as many nuts in the recipe.

[Smiling JOe]

If it is for Sheryl she should get a break on the price of it, since it won't require as many nuts in the recipe.

Sick, just sick. You never know, the cake may need some extra nuts to make up the difference.

[RiverOtter]

:idea: What about Beer Nuts Every party needs Beer Nuts :!:

[DD]

tears.....tears..... ya'll have made a really bad day end delightfully well!

[seagrovelover]

I thought they had to eat them whole

LL OMG!!!!!!!! :laughing1 you are toooooo much!!!!!

[kathydwells]

What goes in this cake to make it rise? And how high is high enough?

Getting in on this a little late...

What goes in this cake to make it rise?

A lot of slooooowwwww tender loving care.

And how high is high enough?

I would say it is high enough when it hits the tonsils....

[Landlocked]

I would say it is high enough when it hits the tonsils....

[kathydwells]

I figured I would get beat up pretty bad about that one, but I just couldn't resist!!!!

[Landlocked]

I figured I would get beat up pretty bad about that one, but I just couldn't resist!!!!

I can't wait for RO to see it

[RiverOtter]

Getting in on this a little late...



A lot of slooooowwwww tender loving care.



I would say it is high enough when it hits the tonsils....

<---RiverOtter standing there beside himself

[Jdarg]

This thread will probably set the record for length.


Oops.

[RiverOtter]

This thread will probably set the record for length.


Oops.

And depth

[Teresa]

I would say it is high enough when it hits the tonsils....

WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! !!!!!!

[RiverOtter]

I would say it is high enough when it hits the tonsils....

[Smiling JOe]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! !!!!!!

Looks like the above post is the widest.

[GraytonBound]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't been on board in about 2 weeks, and THIS IS WHAT YOU PEOPLE HAVE RESORTED TO ??????????????????????????????












I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. :oops:

[kathydwells]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't been on board in about 2 weeks, and THIS IS WHAT YOU PEOPLE HAVE RESORTED TO ??????????????????????????????
I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. :oops:

Well there she is...I swear I was just going to send out a search party for you! Thought about you today and wondered where you have. Hope all is well..yep, we have been bad boy's and girls!

[GraytonBound]

Hi Kathydwells just been busy with life i suppose.......thanks for noticin'


been missin all the fun, i'll try to do better except now i'm goin ta bed

[Moondance]

Hi Kathydwells just been busy with life i suppose.......thanks for noticin'


been missin all the fun, i'll try to do better except now i'm goin ta bed

OMG, GraytonBound???!! What the (h*ll)?

We thought you retired. Glad to see you're alive and well. How'd you get RO off the keyboard?? Please come out and play... We've missed you.

[Teresa]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't been on board in about 2 weeks, and THIS IS WHAT YOU PEOPLE HAVE RESORTED TO ??????????????????????????????




I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. :oops:

Well, well well.. look who the cat, I mean penis cake, drug in. I had a feeling this threat would get your attention...

[Smiling JOe]

I believe this thread has more on topic posts than any other. How long will the list of post get. It keeps growing and growing.

[GraytonBound]

md, tootsie, sj......what would i do without ya?

(maybe i dont want to answer that )

[seagrovelover]

how about this cake pan, save money on a bakery cake!

[CastlesOfSand]

Man look at the size of that ...... (penis pan) I can't believe this thread has grown so much since I looked at it last!!!!!

[Landlocked]

Man what will they think of next?

[seagrovelover]

I dont know, but I'm thinking that we will see it here......and it might be from kathydwells....... :?: :?: :?: :?: kathy :?: :?: :?:

[wintersbk]

I can't believe the "penis cake" thread is now in the top 10 threads based on replies.

Where are our priorities?!?!

[Smiling JOe]

I can't believe the "penis cake" thread is now in the top 10 threads based on replies.

Where are our priorities?!?!

That should be obvious, wintersbk. The priority is for penis cakes. That sounds way too funny, and makes me laugh.

[Landlocked]

I'm not sure its so much the penis cake as the, oh nevermind.

[kathydwells]

how about this cake pan, save money on a bakery cake!

UMMMMM.....cake pan, maybe? Other uses????

[kathydwells]

I dont know, but I'm thinking that we will see it here......and it might be from kathydwells....... :?: :?: :?: :?: kathy :?: :?: :?:

OH, I get it, I must be the board tramp . I see what you think of me seagrovelover...just kidding. Check my other post concerning the cake pan.

[kathydwells]

That should be obvious, wintersbk. The priority is for penis cakes. That sounds way too funny, and makes me laugh.

And I too have laughed at few in my days. :laughing1

[kathydwells]

how about this cake pan, save money on a bakery cake!

I bet you have one in your cubbard...don't lie!!!

[Landlocked]

And I too have laughed at few in my days. :laughing1

OUCH!

[Lois]

I am looking for suggestions on other horrible and tacky things to do.

I gave my friend a blow-up doll for her bachelorette party, we made her take it with us bar-hopping all over town in our hired limo and it made for some pretty amusing photo opportunities (I later gave one of the audacious photos to our boss at the time and to my friend's embarrassment he used it in our Monday morning sales meeting to demonstrate good customer service! :laughing1 -- those were the days when you could get away with that stuff!)