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  1. 11-20-2007, 01:47 PM #1
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    has a metal clamp on it that won't come off and i think he swallowed a bag
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  2. 11-20-2007, 01:53 PM #2
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    Re: my turkey

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    Re: my turkey

    Your turkey ...
    is an S&M drug mule in a turkey disguise.
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    You got a jerky turkey! Be glad you saw that bag before you fried it up!
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  5. 11-20-2007, 03:17 PM #5
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    Re: my turkey

    unremovable metal tag is govt. issue homeland security, the bag is carryon luggage, hopefully giblets in containers of 3 oz. or less
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    Re: my turkey

    eat ham....



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  7. 11-20-2007, 04:02 PM #7
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    Re: my turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Kitty View Post
    You got a jerky turkey! Be glad you saw that bag before you fried it up!
    it says tom turkey on the bag
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    Re: my turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by jessifunn View Post
    has a metal clamp on it that won't come off and i think he swallowed a bag
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  9. 11-20-2007, 06:21 PM #9
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    Re: my turkey

    Try this - this is the way I cook - ummmmmm!!!

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    Re: my turkey

    The first turkey I ever cooked, I cooked the bag inside. I didn't know it was in there.
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    Re: my turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by kathydwells View Post
    The first turkey I ever cooked, I cooked the bag inside. I didn't know it was in there.
    Nothing says holidays like the smell of burning plastic.
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    Re: my turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by sowalgayboi View Post
    Nothing says holidays like the smell of burning plastic.
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    Re: my turkey

    Quote Originally Posted by sowalgayboi View Post
    Nothing says holidays like the smell of burning plastic.
    I've cooked a few chickens with the bag inside. No big deal -- the organs are in paper.

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    Re: my turkey

    This is a mylar turkey roasting bag.



    Is that thinking inside the bag?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sowalgayboi View Post
    Nothing says holidays like the smell of burning plastic.
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