Lawnmower DUI

JB · 04-17-2008, 11:30 AM

This may be the funniest piece of video I've ever seen. Enjoy.

**30ARules** · 04-17-2008, 11:39 AM

"Is it illegal to cut grass"

"My wife is gonna kick your a$$"

**aggieb** · 04-17-2008, 11:40 AM

"Steve".

"I'll get that"

**hnooe** · 04-17-2008, 11:40 AM

Mercy....I guess you can you also give a ticket for being "Dumb" and Under the Influence

JB · 04-17-2008, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by 30ARules

"Is it illegal to cut grass"

"My wife is gonna kick your a$$"

"Wuz I speedin'?"

When he flipped the beer can over his shoulder, I almost wet my pants.

**ktschris** · 04-17-2008, 11:41 AM

Ooooh....his wife is going be mad!!! She wanted more beer.

**30ARules** · 04-17-2008, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by ktschris

Ooooh....his wife is going be mad!!! She wanted more beer.

She was "stab him in the face mad already", now he's really in for it

**Cheering472** · 04-17-2008, 12:03 PM

**Smiling JOe** · 04-17-2008, 01:08 PM

Now that is funny as it gets. I thought he was going in his pocket for some cigarettes. I don't think that peeing from a lawnmower is justification for spraying him with pepper spray. After all, he said he had been drinking all day.

I guess next time he decides to drive the lawnmower down to the corner store for more beer, he could just drive on the grass and drop the mower blade.

**Bob** · 04-17-2008, 04:21 PM

maybe indecent exposure, but that's hillarious

**SWGB** · 04-17-2008, 06:12 PM

I thought he was yelling "never in my life" then I realized it was "I know my rights".

What a legal scholar.

**Hop** · 04-17-2008, 07:56 PM

that is awesome...

**kathydwells** · 04-17-2008, 08:37 PM

Could be my neighbor.

**Alicia Leonard** · 04-17-2008, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by kathydwells

Could be my neighbor.

I think he may be part of the family that lives across the street from NoHall

**NoHall** · 04-17-2008, 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by aleonard

I think he may be part of the family that lives across the street from NoHall

Watch it!!!

(And I think you're absolutely right)

**Smiling JOe** · 04-18-2008, 08:06 AM

Did anyone notice the additional Tall Boy Beer sitting on the right rear fender? I wonder how many tall boys one can drink on the way to the store for a beer run.

JB · 04-18-2008, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by Smiling JOe

Did anyone notice the additional Tall Boy Beer sitting on the right rear fender? I wonder how many tall boys one can drink on the way to the store for a beer run.

I measure my ventures along 30-A based on the number of beers I can drink between point A and point B. For example, Seacrest to Grayton is a two-beer drive.

**drunkkenartist** · 04-19-2008, 02:08 PM

I just peed myself!

"Wuz I speeding?"

**NoHall** · 04-21-2008, 07:31 PM

Sorry. I just saw my neighbors outside and had to watch that one more time.

**SWGB** · 04-21-2008, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by NoHall

Sorry. I just saw my neighbors outside and had to watch that one more time.

Does it make them look better or worse?

**NoHall** · 04-21-2008, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by sowalgayboi

Does it make them look better or worse?

Neither. Just more familiar. And I can't tell if their mower has been impounded or not.

**SWGB** · 04-21-2008, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by NoHall

Neither. Just more familiar. And I can't tell if their mower has been impounded or not.

I can't imagine going to the impound lot and asking for the John Deere.

**seagrovegirl** · 04-21-2008, 11:28 PM

OMG......Was I speedin'? Guess he unzipped a deadly weapon.............Too Funny!!!

**NoHall** · 06-01-2008, 05:24 PM

I didn't want to start an entirely new thread for this, but my neighbors are at it again. They just bought a 4-wheeler, apparently, and it sounds like it has Harley pipes on it.

The BEAUTIFUL thing about their motorsport habits is that they only have a lot that is about an acre. When they're tired of running in a tiny circle they get out on the road. That's kind of like riding an ATV on 331.

No shirt, no helmet, no problem. (But, then again, will the helmet really help?) Darwin award coming right up...

**SWGB** · 06-01-2008, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by NoHall

I didn't want to start an entirely new thread for this, but my neighbors are at it again. They just bought a 4-wheeler, apparently, and it sounds like it has Harley pipes on it.

The BEAUTIFUL thing about their motorsport habits is that they only have a lot that is about an acre. When they're tired of running in a tiny circle they get out on the road. That's kind of like riding an ATV on 331.

No shirt, no helmet, no problem. (But, then again, will the helmet really help?) Darwin award coming right up...

Would they really damage anthing without a helmet?

You need a video camera. We need pics/video!

**NoHall** · 06-01-2008, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by sowalgayboi

Would they really damage anthing without a helmet?

My point exactly.

Originally Posted by sowalgayboi

You need a video camera. We need pics/video!

I'm over taking pictures of them...I did a lot of that when the neighbors and I were trying to get code enforcement to stop them from selling live bait from the garage.

Last week they rented one of those giant elephants with the billboard on the side that said, "Lordy, lordy, ______'s forty!" on it, but the yard was so cluttered that it took 2 days for my mom to even notice it.

The good news is that it's easy to give people directions to my house.
Turn at the light and go 2 miles--I'm the one that doesn't have all the boats and crap in the yard.

**SWGB** · 06-01-2008, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by NoHall

My point exactly.

I'm over taking pictures of them...I did a lot of that when the neighbors and I were trying to get code enforcement to stop them from selling live bait from the garage.

Last week they rented one of those giant elephants with the billboard on the side that said, "Lordy, lordy, ______'s forty!" on it, but the yard was so cluttered that it took 2 days for my mom to even notice it.

The good news is that it's easy to give people directions to my house.
Turn at the light and go 2 miles--I'm the one that doesn't have all the boats and crap in the yard.

That would be a new revelation. I love the elephant thing, where does one rent those?

**NoHall** · 06-01-2008, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by sowalgayboi

That would be a new revelation. I love the elephant thing, where does one rent those?

Hmmm...maybe it's a Gainesville thing. It used to be a giant (like 20' tall) pink elephant with Buddy Holly glasses, but it changed ownership and now it's a red elephant.

(For those of you who don't know, Gainesville High School has one of the strangest high school mascots--we're the Red Elephants.)

**Truffle Anne** · 06-02-2008, 06:07 AM

Originally Posted by NoHall

My point exactly.

I'm over taking pictures of them...I did a lot of that when the neighbors and I were trying to get code enforcement to stop them from selling live bait from the garage.

Last week they rented one of those giant elephants with the billboard on the side that said, "Lordy, lordy, ______'s forty!" on it, but the yard was so cluttered that it took 2 days for my mom to even notice it.

The good news is that it's easy to give people directions to my house.
Turn at the light and go 2 miles--I'm the one that doesn't have all the boats and crap in the yard.

I'm sure your visitors share my sentiment: So sorry you are not fortunate enough to have boats and other displays of taste and affluence in your yard...
Would you like to borrow several plastic flamingos?

**SWGB** · 06-02-2008, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by NoHall

Hmmm...maybe it's a Gainesville thing. It used to be a giant (like 20' tall) pink elephant with Buddy Holly glasses, but it changed ownership and now it's a red elephant.

(For those of you who don't know, Gainesville High School has one of the strangest high school mascots--we're the Red Elephants.)

Sounds like just the perfect thing for here.