If anything ever happens to me...

[DD]

like if I decide to runn off the Mexico with Brad Pitt, or if I take a road trip and never return, I just want to go on the record as saying that there is no way on God's green earth that I have more crap than Mr. DD!!
He may try to convince all my friends here that the sheer overwhelming volume of crap that we have in our possession is mine and that I fled in an effort to escape it all. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM. The man has more crap than I could ever even gather!
We're cleaning out the garage in preparation for painting tomorrow. Notice that I have completed my assigned task of moving/getting rid of my crap and where is he, you ask. Why, he's still in the garage dealing with his crap.
Just so you know.

[Alicia Leonard]

like if I decide to runn off the Mexico with Brad Pitt, or if I take a road trip and never return, I just want to go on the record as saying that there is no way on God's green earth that I have more crap than Mr. DD!!
He may try to convince all my friends here that the sheer overwhelming volume of crap that we have in our possession is mine and that I fled in an effort to escape it all. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM. The man has more crap than I could ever even gather!
We're cleaning out the garage in preparation for painting tomorrow. Notice that I have completed my assigned task of moving/getting rid of my crap and where is he, you ask. Why, he's still in the garage dealing with his crap.
Just so you know.

I will look in all of Mr. DD's crap first if you get swallowed up, before hitting the road to see if you took off with Brad Pitt.

[Sheila]

Ain't that always the way. Yes, I admit I have a shoe addiction and have more clothes. That's where it ends. Our (read his here) runneth over.

[Miss Critter]

Brad Pitt???!! For God's sake, DD, no sane woman runs away with a man with KIDS!

[DD]

Brad Pitt???!! For God's sake, DD, no sane woman runs away with a man with KIDS!

I know. I should re-think that. Who should it be....

[aggieb]

I know. I should re-think that. Who should it be....

GEORGE CLOONEY!

[DD]

GEORGE CLOONEY!

BINGO!

[njackie]

DD is just funny and that is all I can say about that!

[Miss Critter]

GEORGE CLOONEY!

BINGO!

I'm in!!

[Allifunn]

Mr DD now has a new SoWal name...TheCrapMaster

[DD]

DD is just funny and that is all I can say about that!

I'm in!!

Mr DD now has a new SoWal name...TheCrapMaster

Oh dear. I'm in trouble now.

[Allifunn]

Oh dear. I'm in trouble now.

SHHHHHHH...it's our little secret.......

[DD]

SHHHHHHH...it's our little secret.......

[Miss Kitty]

Long suffering, DD. Mr. Kitty's secretary and I hoot and holler on the phone about how he won't throw anything away. They call that condition a pack rat.

[DD]

Long suffering, DD. Mr. Kitty's secretary and I hoot and holler on the phone about how he won't throw anything away. They call that condition a pack rat.

Someday, I'm gonna document all this crap on film. Pack rat indeed!

[Mango]

Well, I am impartial to Mr. DD because he made me a Mango and brings me funny presents when I am in Sowal. But, that won't stop me from busting his chops and calling him Crapmaster. Good one Alf. ^5

[DD]

Well, I am impartial to Mr. DD because he made me a Mango and brings me funny presents when I am in Sowal. But, that won't stop me from busting his chops and calling him Crapmaster. Good one Alf. ^5

Oh dear. I'm in trouble now.

[Miss Kitty]

Oh dear. I'm in trouble now.

Is the CM still in the garage?

[DD]

Is the CM still in the garage?

No, he's reading the paper. I ended up on the sofa this morning at 4:30 because the freakin' cat kept trying to sleep on top of my head and was purring really loud into my ear...but I digress.
He'll start moving stuff soon and I'm sure I'll be called into service.

[Miss Kitty]

No, he's reading the paper. I ended up on the sofa this morning at 4:30 because the freakin' cat kept trying to sleep on top of my head and was purring really loud into my ear...but I digress.
He'll start moving stuff soon and I'm sure I'll be called into service.

...tell him you are going to play golf.

[DD]

...tell him you are going to play golf.

Bingo!
Seriously, I am going to a jewelry party today with Sunkist. So he'll have to get my ASSistance before I leave. Gee, I wonder how long jewelry parties last...

[DD]

Uh oh. I just heard the garage door open.

[Miss Kitty]

Uh oh. I just heard the garage door open.

Run DD Run! Get in the car and come over here....I have a couple of good hours sans husband left.

[DD]

Run DD Run! Get in the car and come over here....I have a couple of good hours sans husband left.

Dammit! Too late! I've been enlisted to tape off stuff

[Alicia Leonard]

Dammit! Too late! I've been enlisted to tape off stuff

Like with crime scene tape

[DD]

Like with crime scene tape

Oh, it's a crime scene all right. The crime being paint is gonna be EVERYWHERE. He's got a friend coming over to spray it this afternoon.

[Allifunn]

I love this thread......

How is the CM?

[DD]

I love this thread......

How is the CM?

Well, let's see. I went to the jewelry party. Came home. He was getting ready to hang a new ceiling fan. WTF? What happened to the garage? Anyway, he's waiting for his friend to come spray the sheet out of everything in there. But, I have to tell y'all, when the man's hungry, he's not very pleasant. So..I went out for cheeseburgers. Came back. I thought he was gonna rip the sack right out of my hand!
So, for now, we are in limbo. Waiting for the friend. And all the crap is out in the driveway.

[Miss Kitty]

Well, let's see. I went to the jewelry party. Came home. He was getting ready to hang a new ceiling fan. WTF? What happened to the garage? Anyway, he's waiting for his friend to come spray the sheet out of everything in there. But, I have to tell y'all, when the man's hungry, he's not very pleasant. So..I went out for cheeseburgers. Came back. I thought he was gonna rip the sack right out of my hand!
So, for now, we are in limbo. Waiting for the friend. And all the crap is out in the driveway.

...the CM has a case of ADD. I should know...that sounds like something I would do.

What is this spray painting? Will they paint everything, BLACK?

The clock is ticking for me.

[SWGB]

Does the crapmaster need a sidekick? DestinScuba comes from a long line of master pack rats.

[DD]

...the CM has a case of ADD. I should know...that sounds like something I would do.

What is this spray painting? Will they paint everything, BLACK?

The clock is ticking for me.

God luv ya.
I'm happy to report the garage is now painted a sparkling new shade of white. It only took about an hour, I think. I don't know because I was having a lovely conversation with Mangy most of the time.

Does the crapmaster need a sidekick? DestinScuba comes from a long line of master pack rats.

Yep. Send him to Texas! He can help him put all the crap BACK in the garage.

[SWGB]

So if I'm understanding this correctly all of the stuff was moved out of the garage, the garage was painted, and now all the crap is going back into the freshly painted garage? Won't that cover up the new white paint? Am I missing something here?

[DD]

So if I'm understanding this correctly all of the stuff was moved out of the garage, the garage was painted, and now all the crap is going back into the freshly painted garage? Won't that cover up the new white paint? Am I missing something here?

No dear, you're not missing a thing. I got rid of most of my crap. All his crap was moved out and is now back in. Seriously though, it does look 100% better. The crap is more organized.