Nicole and Keith

[Cap'nCrazy]

Up front, let me establish the fact that I'm a macho guy, who is happily married to the same Gypsea since college. But at times, things go on in this Cap'nCrazy world that need to be questioned.

For example..... Why is Nicole Kidman constantly attracted to shorter men? Not that Keith Urban is complaining, but I fear the same end for him that was the fate of Mr. Cruse.

The second question that escapes me is what to get Nicole and Keith for Christmas? I know this same burning question has been stumping many of you for weeks, so I thought it might be fun to see if you can help me decide.

"On the first day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith......... A ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where!!!!

On the second day on Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........(keep it going) :?:

[Smiling JOe]

Up front, let me establish the fact that I'm a macho guy, who is happily married to the same Gypsea since college. But at times, things go on in this Cap'nCrazy world that need to be questioned.

For example..... Why is Nicole Kidman constantly attracted to shorter men? Not that Keith Urban is complaining, but I fear the same end for him that was the fate of Mr. Cruse.

The second question that escapes me is what to get Nicole and Keith for Christmas? I know this same burning question has been stumping many of you for weeks, so I thought it might be fun to see if you can help me decide.

"On the first day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith......... A ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where!!!!

On the second day on Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........(keep it going) :?:

CaptCrazy, you are going to fit into the Lounge just fine.
What year did you graduate the Academy?

[lindatat]

On the second day on Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........(keep it going) :?:

.....a pair of platform cowboy boots????

In Nicole's defense (and as a woman who is 5' 10") it's not a matter of being attracted to shorter men. Just seems like it usually works out that way - most of the tall men I know are with petite ladies.

[Cap'nCrazy]

OK.

"Two platform cowboy boots, and a ghost's chance in yoooouuuu know where...

On the Third day of Christmas I gave Nicole and Keith, Three.........??????

[Bdarg]

Three calling cards from tall and eligible men

[Cap'nCrazy]

CaptCrazy, you are going to fit into the Lounge just fine.
What year did you graduate the Academy?

Many moons ago, my friend. We were known as the "flower children of the Brigade" back in '75. Beat Army (we did)!!! Fly Navy!!!

[Cap'nCrazy]

Three calling cards from straight and eligible men

OK.

Three Calling Cards (from straight and eligible men), two Platform Cowboy Boots, and A Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where......

On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith..........???????

[Miss Kitty]

OK.

Three Calling Cards (from straight and eligible men), two Platform Cowboy Boots, and A Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where......

On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith..........???????

Four shrimp on the barbee?

[Jdarg]

On the fifth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith....

5 pics of Tom - to remind Nicole that moving on was a good thing!

[Cap'nCrazy]

Four shrimp on the barbee?

OK.

Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (from straight and eligible men), Two Platfrom Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuu Know Where.

On the Fifth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith.........????????

[katie blue]

Five Open Flings!

[Jdarg]

On the 6th day---

6 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts- they both look a little scrawny.

[Cap'nCrazy]

On the 6th day---

6 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts- they both look a little scrawny.

GOOD ONES!!!!


OK.

Six Dozen Krispy Kremes (they're scrawny), FIVE OPEN FLINGS (or FIVE PICS OF TOM), Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (from Tall and Eligible men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where.

On the Seventh day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith.......????????

[katie blue]

oops didnt see your "5", jdarg, sorry!

[Jdarg]

oops didnt see your "5", jdarg, sorry!

That's OK- Keith and Nicole need all the help they can get!

[peapod1980]

GOOD ONES!!!!


OK.

Six Dozen Krispy Kremes (they're scrawny), FIVE OPEN FLINGS (or FIVE PICS OF TOM), Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (from Tall and Eligible men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where.

On the Seventh day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith.......????????

7 dingoes howling...

[Cap'nCrazy]

oops didnt see your "5", jdarg, sorry!

OK.

We're going with "Seven Pics of Tom, Six Dozen Krispy Kremes, FIVE OPEN FLINGS, Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (of Tall and Eligible Men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yooooouuuuu Know Where.

On the Eighth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........????????

[Jdarg]

8 Magic 8 balls- they can wake up every morning and ask the balls "Should we be a couple another day?", or "Will Keith ever get taller"??

[peapod1980]

OK.

We're going with "Seven Pics of Tom, Six Dozen Krispy Kremes, FIVE OPEN FLINGS, Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (of Tall and Eligible Men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yooooouuuuu Know Where.

On the Eighth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........????????

Either my dingoes got dissed, or I'm counting in the wrong direction...

[Jdarg]

Either my dingoes got dissed, or I'm counting in the wrong direction...

We are all posting at the same time- so Cap'n Crazy is Cap'n of this game and organizing the answers!?!

[Cap'nCrazy]

OK.

We're going with "Seven Pics of Tom, Six Dozen Krispy Kremes, FIVE OPEN FLINGS, Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (of Tall and Eligible Men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yooooouuuuu Know Where.

On the Eighth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith........????????

OK. Here's the latest::::::::My call


Nine Dingoes Howling, Eight Magic Balls (Magic Eight Balls), Seven Pics of Tom, Six Dozen Krispy Kremes, FIVE OPEN FLINGS, Four Shrimp on the Barbee, Three Calling Cards (from tall and eligible men), Two Platform Cowboy Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yooouuuu Know Where.

On the tenth day of CHristmas, I gave Nicole and Keith......????????

[peapod1980]

We are all posting at the same time- so Cap'n Crazy is Cap'n of this game and organizing the answers!?!

He'll learn his lesson, won't he?

[Jdarg]

10 margeritas with Jessifunn and Whiteyfunn- when they get to Nashville!

[lindatat]

He'll learn his lesson, won't he?

Was he CRAZY before or after he tried getting us all organized?

[Cap'nCrazy]

Was he CRAZY before or after he tried getting us all organized?

OK.

Ten Margeritas, Nine Dingoes Howling, Eight Magic Eight Balls, Seven Pics of Tom, Six Dozen Krispy Kremes, FIVE OPEN FLINGS, Four Barbee Shrimp, Three Calling Cards, Two Platform Boots, and a Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where.

On the Eleventh day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith......???????

Give me 11 and 12, so we can sing the whole song!!!!!!

[Bdarg]

Eleven paparazzi clicking

...what to end with??...

...maybe true hollywood

twelve divorce lawyers frothing?

[Cap'nCrazy]

Eleven paparazzi clicking

...what to end with??...

...maybe true hollywood

twelve divorce lawyers frothing?

OK.

You guys are awesome!!!

Here's the whole song::::::

Twelve lawyers frothing,
Eleven paparazzi clicking
Ten margeritas,
Nine dingoes howling,
Eight magic eight balls,
Seven pics of Tom,
Six dozen Krispy Kremes,
FIVE OPEN FLINGS,
Four barbee shrimp,
Three calling cards (from tall and eligible men)
Two platform cowboy boots,
AND A GHOST"S CHANCE IN YOOOOUUUUU KNOW WHERE!!!!!!!!!!

Now I can go pack for my trip down to SoWal. See you soon!!!!!

[peapod1980]

OK.

You guys are awesome!!!

Here's the whole song::::::

Twelve lawyers frothing,
Eleven paparazzi clicking
Ten margeritas,
Nine dingoes howling,
Eight magic eight balls,
Seven pics of Tom,
Six dozen Krispy Kremes,
FIVE OPEN FLINGS,
Four barbee shrimp,
Three calling cards (from tall and eligible men)
Two platform cowboy boots,
AND A GHOST"S CHANCE IN YOOOOUUUUU KNOW WHERE!!!!!!!!!!

Now I can go pack for my trip down to SoWal. See you soon!!!!!

Can't wait to do this one in a SoWal singalong!

[Miss Kitty]

Wow...I am amazed that the Cap was able to wrangle all these sowallers!!! I bow to your management skills C'nC!!

[Beach Crazy]

Wow...I am amazed that the Cap was able to wrangle all these sowallers!!! I bow to your management skills C'nC!!

Hey Miss Kitty!! I figured you'd be cat napping by now!!

[katie blue]

Man oh man. Look how he kept us tangential, attention-challenged SoWallers in line to whip that out so quickly and cleanly. There's some Navy training for you.

Cap'n!

[Miss Kitty]

Man oh man. Look how he kept us tangential, attention-challenged SoWallers in line to whip that out so quickly and cleanly. There's some Navy training for you.

Cap'n!

HA! And I STILL love those penguins!!

[katie blue]

I know, I'm not over them quite yet either. I keep finding new things, like the perfect penguin-shaped ice hole after he falls in, a la Bugs Bunny.

[jessifunn]

a map back to australia

[whiteyfunn]

OK.

Three Calling Cards (from straight and eligible men), two Platform Cowboy Boots, and A Ghost's Chance in Yoooouuuuu Know Where......

On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave Nicole and Keith..........???????

Three Funns on SoWal.com

[whiteyfunn]

Jdarg...how far is Nashvegas from Louisville? You must come visit! I am already in touch with the best places of course!

[Miss Kitty]

I know, I'm not over them quite yet either. I keep finding new things, like the perfect penguin-shaped ice hole after he falls in, a la Bugs Bunny.

It's just so Charlie Brown and Lucy!!!! The way he walks is too human!!! I keep waiting for him to swim over and break through the ice under the swatter!!!

[Jdarg]

Jdarg...how far is Nashvegas from Louisville? You must come visit! I am already in touch with the best places of course!

A little over 3 hours - not far at all. We love the Nashvegas! Haven't been down to play in a while. You guys will have funn! Tear it down!

Last year we stayed in the Nashville on the way back from the beach, so we could leave the beach late.

[Jdarg]

Hey Gypsea!

Did Cap'n Crazy survive his SoWal initiation last night? I think we were pretty easy on him!

Great game- we look forward to more this long winter! I have an idea for another game this morning - will start a new thread.

[steele mama]

Did I mention that I have been on Keith's bus? Cutie Patutie! I love short men!

[Ocean Lover]

Did I mention that I have been on Keith's bus? Cutie Patutie! I love short men!

Oh Steele Mama...do tell...

[Cap'nCrazy]

Hey Gypsea!

Did Cap'n Crazy survive his SoWal initiation last night? I think we were pretty easy on him!

Great game- we look forward to more this long winter! I have an idea for another game this morning - will start a new thread.

I'll have to admit, this crowd can get tangential REAL quick!!!!!! But I appreciate you guys sticking with my first attempt at doin' a group hug.

Gypsea and I are at the Pittsburgh airport on our way to ColdLanta, as an interim stop enroute to SoWal. See you all soon in paradise!!!!!!!

[steele mama]

Oh Steele Mama...do tell...

Well, I wish there was something to tell! One of his best friends is a friend of mine so he got me the hook up. He was with Niki Taylor then. What happened to Niki? I missed the whole break up. "Sunday when it's raining..." "A better life" "I'm gonna love you" "But by the grace of God" "Where the black top ends" Can't think any more. Oh yea, "Take the cat and leave my sweata..."

[Ocean Lover]

Well, I wish there was something to tell! One of his best friends is a friend of mine so he got me the hook up. He was with Niki Taylor then. What happened to Niki? I missed the whole break up. "Sunday when it's raining..." "A better life" "I'm gonna love you" "But by the grace of God" "Where the black top ends" Can't think any more. Oh yea, "Take the cat and leave my sweata..."

Connections, I see. Niki Taylor, was she the model who recovered from a car crash?

[peapod1980]

Connections, I see. Niki Taylor, was she the model who recovered from a car crash?

Yep, that's her. I didn't know she was with him ever--she was married to some football player, who was that?

[steele mama]

Yep, that's her. I didn't know she was with him ever--she was married to some football player, who was that?

Yea, I thought he and Niki were for keeps but what was I thinking!!! He said good night to her boys when he won one of his many awards a couple of years ago. She was in his video in the jeep, something about love, your the one, blah, blah, blah. That was almost 4 years ago.

[ShallowsNole]

I missed the breakup too, but I can stand Niki Taylor a whole lot better than I can stand Nicole Kidman...but whoever he picks, I wish him well (I am a MAJOR ku fan...my husband, bless his heart, almost got me the Feb 2005 issue of Playgirl for Christmas but Ebay ended the auction ).

[Cap'nCrazy]

I missed the breakup too, but I can stand Niki Taylor a whole lot better than I can stand Nicole Kidman...but whoever he picks, I wish him well (I am a MAJOR ku fan...my husband, bless his heart, almost got me the Feb 2005 issue of Playgirl for Christmas but Ebay ended the auction ).

That football player that Niki Taylor married was Matt Martinez (He played college ball out West, and then only made it in Arena Football). Niki and Matt lived in Coral Springs, Fl after they were married ( they have twin boys ). He partied a lot when she was traveling doing her supermodel thing, and Mama wasn't happy when she came home. Matt was a huge gambler and lost a lot of money too! Niki then moved to Nashville I think, and the Keith connection must have started then.

Don't worry gang, if you ever have a really tangential/trivial discussion, I'll always be there to fill in the blanks.

[Beachlover2]

The fact that you know all of that is scary

[Cap'nCrazy]

The fact that you know all of that is scary

I used to work for the CIA (just kidding....it was NSA.....just kidding......we were neighbors).

Hey check out the new signature. I'm not so scary!!!!