This is why you don't want to be my ex husband......

**seagrovegirl** · 10-08-2009, 02:28 PM

boyfriends, now that is another thread.

**seagrovegirl** · 10-08-2009, 02:32 PM

I found the ex doll at Target in the dog toy section, and I'll be damned if it didn't look like just like my ex. That is one tough toy, it still lives, but in bad shape. The "girl" doll, I found in the barn at the Ho House. She had an uncanny resemblance to the chick my husband left me for. She didn't last long once thrown to the dogs. I burned her remnants.

**SWGB** · 10-08-2009, 02:34 PM

That BobbySue is one fugly girl.

**seagrovegirl** · 10-08-2009, 02:36 PM

Disclaimer. BobbySue is a good ex. The other ex has pissed off the wrong girl.

**SWGB** · 10-08-2009, 02:38 PM

Gotcha.

**AlphaCrab** · 10-08-2009, 02:39 PM

Hope I am not out of line here--I am somewhat new to Sowal...but, I am not sure I understand how the somewhat masculine woman in the bottom right fits into your story?

**sunspotbaby** · 10-08-2009, 02:39 PM

I burned her remnants.

**Lynnie** · 10-08-2009, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by AlphaCrab

Hope I am not out of line here--I am somewhat new to Sowal...but, I am not sure I understand how the somewhat masculine woman in the bottom right fits into your story?

It's confusing, indeed. But, that's Bobby Sue, the drunk cousin......also, the EX.

Remind you of a scene from a movie?

**kitlit** · 10-08-2009, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by AlphaCrab

Hope I am not out of line here--I am somewhat new to Sowal...but, I am not sure I understand how the somewhat masculine woman in the bottom right fits into your story?

Oh, man, is BobbySue gonna LOVE that description!

**AlphaCrab** · 10-08-2009, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by Lynnie

It's confusing, indeed. But, that's Bobby Sue, the drunk cousin......also, the EX.

Remind you of a scene from a movie?

Whooow..ok...I think I get it--I have heard Lesbians do come out much later in life.

**seagrovegirl** · 10-08-2009, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by AlphaCrab

Hope I am not out of line here--I am somewhat new to Sowal...but, I am not sure I understand how the somewhat masculine woman in the bottom right fits into your story?

Nameless, aka BobbySue is my make believe cousin. I was his ex #4. He is a sport, therefore my favorite ex.

Which reminds me of ex wife the 5. Pic in my sowal gallery of her and I. She is on my sheet list now as well. She and the bad ex have been gabbing shamelessly about stuff they know nothing about. HMMM...I wonder if I have any compromising pic's of her???? ^^^LIGHT BULB^^^

**scooterbug44** · 10-08-2009, 02:56 PM

Alpha -
Other Sowallers met BobbySue, Seagrovegirl's "crazy drunk cousin" when "she" fell out the truck door into the sand as "her" entrance to the last soiree.

It was the punchline to a great practical joke.

No lesbians, just an ex-husband she wasn't feeding to the dogs in effigy ............... in polka dot drag.

**AlphaCrab** · 10-08-2009, 03:01 PM

Sorry. My apologies if I insulted anyone!

**seagrovegirl** · 10-08-2009, 03:04 PM

Absolutely have not offended me!!! I know this is confusing so I am glad you asked.

**kitlit** · 10-08-2009, 03:08 PM

Oh, hail! We're family, and sometimes I have to ask for clarification...

SWGB tried to post a flow chart once, but I think the file was just too big...

**ChillPill** · 10-08-2009, 04:23 PM

Go go seagrovegirl!!

SWGB we really need you to compress and re-post that flow chart!

**GoodWitch58** · 10-08-2009, 04:26 PM

Thanks, Ya'll for the laughs at the end of a very long, tiring day! I just love Seagrovegirl's escapades....lol

**seagrovegirl** · 10-08-2009, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by Lynnie

It's confusing, indeed. But, that's Bobby Sue, the drunk cousin......also, the EX.

Remind you of a scene from a movie?

I think Alpha is confused because he thinks there is only one ex.....there is more than one. Two are shown, one in effigy and one being torn to shreds by Scout and Chester.

**SWGB** · 10-09-2009, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by ChillPill

Go go seagrovegirl!!

SWGB we really need you to compress and re-post that flow chart!

I don't think it would be readable if I shrank it down.

**seagrovegirl** · 10-09-2009, 02:51 PM

I agree, no chart. The last one scewed the size of the messages making it very difficult to read. All you need to know is that I have a few ex's and my ex's have more ex's. It's a small town.