A Grayton Beach Memoir/Summer Heat and Jesus

[DD]

(with apologies to Donna for hijacking your title!)ok. it's a slow night on the board and allifunn made me do this. i'll start the story and you guys add to. extra credit for using words that rhyme with funn (must spell with double "n"), extra extra credit for using lurker's names.


It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of...........

[Allifunn]

It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spend in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........

[DD]

It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spend in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........

[Allifunn]

you really get extra credit!! ...thinking thinking......

[Jdarg]

It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spend in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...

[dbuck]

DD, this is like homework and I haven't done any of that in a looooong time. But I'm thinking.

[Jdarg]

you really get extra credit!! ...thinking thinking......

think harder Alli- I just gave this one to ya on a platter!

[DD]

DD, this is like homework and I haven't done any of that in a looooong time. But I'm thinking.

Don't y'all think too hard...it's more funn if you don't!

[DD]

It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spend in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....

[Allifunn]

]It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spend in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

[Allifunn]

think harder Alli- I just gave this one to ya on a platter!

[Jdarg]

yes, you need to rent a kayak.

[Allifunn]

yes, you need to rent a kayak.

do you know of any "good" delivery personnel?

[Smiling JOe]

It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spend in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...

[DD]

It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spend in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

[Smiling JOe]

It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spend in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...

[aquaticbiology]

...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano!

miss kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled:

pompano's runnin!

[luvthebeach]

Don't forget to mention SJ's "Juicy" somewhere in this story!

[DD]

It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that...........

[Allifunn]

[Sheila]

[QUOTE=destindreamin]It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......

[DD]

It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......

[Sheila]

[QUOTE=destindreamin]It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......

[Allifunn]

GTTBM...you are AMAZING!!!!!!!!

[DD]

It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged. He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he.......

[CastlesOfSand]

You guys are way to funn - y !!!!!!!! Sorry I've been missing all the good times! The kids have been doing something every day and my son has hijacked my computer!!! We are trying to get his hooked up!! I have to read more!!!

[DD]

You guys are way to funn - y !!!!!!!! Sorry I've been missing all the good times! The kids have been doing something every day and my son has hijacked my computer!!! We are trying to get his hooked up!! I have to read more!!!

Yippee! You're back! Come on-add to the story!

[Sheila]

[QUOTE=destindreamin]It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged.actually did find his way, but when he got there it was a maze of crazy people...partying like it was their last night...Bill had no worries, however because he lived there...and could gloat and party with abandon..but all at once he realized...... He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he......was now addicted to Jello Shooters and the vixen that had lured him to them. She called herself JFunn he was pretty sure the J wasn't short for.................

[Allifunn]

It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged. He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he.......

actually did find his way, but when he got there it was a maze of crazy people...partying like it was their last night...Bill had no worries, however because he lived there...and could gloat and party with abandon..but all at once he realized......

[dbuck]

Oh no, I was waiting for this to happen. Now what?

[Sheila]

Oh no, I was waiting for this to happen. Now what?

It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged.actually did find his way, but when he got there it was a maze of crazy people...partying like it was their last night...Bill had no worries, however because he lived there...and could gloat and party with abandon..but all at once he realized...... He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he......was now addicted to Jello Shooters and the vixen that had lured him to them. She called herself JFunn he was pretty sure the J wasn't short for.................

[DD]

jinx, gttbm! I'll delete mine.

[DD]

Oh no, I was waiting for this to happen. Now what?

we fixed it. and we've got you hooked, don't we?

[Sheila]

jinx, gttbm! I'll delete mine.

It's workin'! I'm sure Spielberg's going to be calling us soon for the screen rights! Or it could be the next pick on OPRAH's book club list!

I the name. Donna really should write that book!

[dbuck]

we fixed it. and we've got you hooked, don't we?

I can't wait to see who goes next. You all are GOOD.

[Allifunn]

[QUOTE=dbuck]Oh no, I was waiting for this to happen. Now what?[/QUOTE take the reins]

[Allifunn]

who is Bill anyway?????

[DD]

It's workin'! I'm sure Spielberg's going to be calling us soon for the screen rights! Or it could be the next pick on OPRAH's book club list!

I the name. Donna really should write that book!

I know, I was waiting for a chance to use that title! She's too good!
Yes, I'm sure we'll all be off to Hollywood before we know it--and then we can buy the Wash Away.

[DD]

who is Bill anyway?????

Atlanta Bo.

[DD]

I can't wait to see who goes next. You all are GOOD.

I know you've been thinkin about this since last night! surely you have something to add.

[dbuck]

who is Bill anyway?????

I was wondering also.

But J stands for jaeger shots. Now run with it.

[DD]

It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged.actually did find his way, but when he got there it was a maze of crazy people...partying like it was their last night...Bill had no worries, however because he lived there...and could gloat and party with abandon..but all at once he realized...... He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he......was now addicted to Jello Shooters and the vixen that had lured him to them. She called herself JFunn he was pretty sure the J wasn't short for....Jaeger shots or Jen-ay. Jen-ay had once been his lover, but JFunn was a totally different woman. A woman of mystery, a woman with a past. Still, he wasn't sure....

[DD]

I was wondering also.

But J stands for jaeger shots. Now run with it.

You gotta add it when you think of it!! Lemme back up....

[Sheila]

[QUOTE=gotothebeachmom]It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged.actually did find his way, but when he got there it was a maze of crazy people...partying like it was their last night...Bill had no worries, however because he lived there...and could gloat and party with abandon..but all at once he realized...... He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he......was now addicted to Jello Shooters and the vixen that had lured him to them. She called herself JFunn he was pretty sure the J wasn't short for................Jager or Jen-ay. Jen-ay had once been his lover, but JFunn was a totally different woman. A woman of mystery, a woman with a past. Still, he wasn't sure... why was there an extra N in Funn..........

[DD]

good job, gttbm!

[dbuck]

I know you've been thinkin about this since last night! surely you have something to add.

I will I promise. I was going to add something this afternoon about the Pompano but got busy at work. I was headed in an entirely different direction once the Pompano came into the picture, but I like yours better.

[Sheila]

[QUOTE=gotothebeachmom][QUOTE=gotothebeachmom]It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged.actually did find his way, but when he got there it was a maze of crazy people...partying like it was their last night...Bill had no worries, however because he lived there...and could gloat and party with abandon..but all at once he realized...... He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he......was now addicted to Jello Shooters and the vixen that had lured him to them. She called herself JFunn he was pretty sure the J wasn't short for................Jager or Jen-ay. Jen-ay had once been his lover, but JFunn was a totally different woman. A woman of mystery, a woman with a past. Still, he wasn't sure... why was there an extra N in Funn.........and why could these otherwise gorgeous sea nymphs not spell?!? He knew they both had something in common, they both had attended ROU.......

[DD]

I will I promise. I was going to add something this afternoon about the Pompano but got busy at work. I was headed in an entirely different direction once the Pompano came into the picture, but I like yours better.

I think it was ab that started with the pompano. i don't put much thought into it, i just sorta start typing. it's silly, but it's funn!

[DD]

oops-i'll fix this one.

[Jdarg]

"Jen-ay had once been his lover, but JFunn was a totally different woman. A woman of mystery, a woman with a past"


I'm glad my past is my past!