A Grayton Beach Memoir/Summer Heat and Jesus

[Sheila]

"Jen-ay had once been his lover, but JFunn was a totally different woman. A woman of mystery, a woman with a past"


I'm glad my past is my past!

At least you have one. You sea nymph, you!

[DD]

ROU!!! You're too good!

[DD]

It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged.actually did find his way, but when he got there it was a maze of crazy people...partying like it was their last night...Bill had no worries, however because he lived there...and could gloat and party with abandon..but all at once he realized...... He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he......was now addicted to Jello Shooters and the vixen that had lured him to them. She called herself JFunn he was pretty sure the J wasn't short for................Jager or Jen-ay. Jen-ay had once been his lover, but JFunn was a totally different woman. A woman of mystery, a woman with a past. Still, he wasn't sure... why was there an extra N in Funn.........and why could these otherwise gorgeous sea nymphs not spell?!? He knew they both had something in common, they both had attended ROU.......and although they never made the dean's list, or graduated for that matter, he knew they knew their way around a shot glass.

[Jdarg]

At least you have one. You sea nymph, you!

Yup- that was me. Sea nymph.

I don't miss those days though- I value sleep too much now!

[DD]

Yup- that was me. Sea nymph.

I don't miss those days though- I value sleep too much now!

Speakin of sleep--I'm off to bed. Might be back later if it's not workin' for me! Y'all keep going! I can't wait to read in the morning!!

[Sheila]

[QUOTE=destindreamin]It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged.actually did find his way, but when he got there it was a maze of crazy people...partying like it was their last night...Bill had no worries, however because he lived there...and could gloat and party with abandon..but all at once he realized...... He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he......was now addicted to Jello Shooters and the vixen that had lured him to them. She called herself JFunn he was pretty sure the J wasn't short for................Jager or Jen-ay. Jen-ay had once been his lover, but JFunn was a totally different woman. A woman of mystery, a woman with a past. Still, he wasn't sure... why was there an extra N in Funn.........and why could these otherwise gorgeous sea nymphs not spell?!? He knew they both had something in common, they both had attended ROU.......and although they never made the dean's list, or graduated for that matter, he knew they knew their way around a shot glass. Who cared about education or spelling when the promise of the secret pleasure hung as heavy as Spanish......Mex....LATINO moss on the live oaks..............

[Jdarg]

"hung as heavy as Spanish......Mex....LATINO moss on the live oaks.............."


GTTBM is on fi-yah!!!

[Allifunn]

"hung as heavy as Spanish......Mex....LATINO moss on the live oaks.............."


GTTBM is on fi-yah!!!

She is the queen of Romance novels! (are you being politically correct??) I think it is hispanic moss

[DD]

gttbm!!

[Cheering472]

GTTBM you rock!

[Sheila]

GTTBM you rock!

Just read toooooo many trashy beach novels!

[DD]

It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged.actually did find his way, but when he got there it was a maze of crazy people...partying like it was their last night...Bill had no worries, however because he lived there...and could gloat and party with abandon..but all at once he realized...... He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he......was now addicted to Jello Shooters and the vixen that had lured him to them. She called herself JFunn he was pretty sure the J wasn't short for................Jager or Jen-ay. Jen-ay had once been his lover, but JFunn was a totally different woman. A woman of mystery, a woman with a past. Still, he wasn't sure... why was there an extra N in Funn.........and why could these otherwise gorgeous sea nymphs not spell?!? He knew they both had something in common, they both had attended ROU.......and although they never made the dean's list, or graduated for that matter, he knew they knew their way around a shot glass. Who cared about education or spelling when the promise of the secret pleasure hung as heavy as Spanish......Mex....LATINO moss on the live oaks. The summer evening was turning out to be much more than he expected and even though he was in an alcohol induced fog, he saw HER through the crowd. He'd have to think about Jfunn later. It was HER. She hadn't changed at all, in fact all those years at the convent agreed with her. Had she had her lips Botoxed? She looked great! She had on some really low slung jeans and a tank top that said "How do you spell funn?" Real tight across her ta-ta's. When she turned around, he could see that the jeans left little to the imagination and the back of the tank top said, "The otter flies at midnight". He'd have to ask her.........

[Sheila]

[QUOTE=destindreamin]It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged.actually did find his way, but when he got there it was a maze of crazy people...partying like it was their last night...Bill had no worries, however because he lived there...and could gloat and party with abandon..but all at once he realized...... He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he......was now addicted to Jello Shooters and the vixen that had lured him to them. She called herself JFunn he was pretty sure the J wasn't short for................Jager or Jen-ay. Jen-ay had once been his lover, but JFunn was a totally different woman. A woman of mystery, a woman with a past. Still, he wasn't sure... why was there an extra N in Funn.........and why could these otherwise gorgeous sea nymphs not spell?!? He knew they both had something in common, they both had attended ROU.......and although they never made the dean's list, or graduated for that matter, he knew they knew their way around a shot glass. Who cared about education or spelling when the promise of the secret pleasure hung as heavy as Spanish......Mex....LATINO moss on the live oaks. The summer evening was turning out to be much more than he expected and even though he was in an alcohol induced fog, he saw HER through the crowd. He'd have to think about Jfunn later. It was HER. She hadn't changed at all, in fact all those years at the convent agreed with her. Had she had her lips Botoxed? She looked great! She had on some really low slung jeans and a tank top that said "How do you spell funn?" Real tight across her ta-ta's. When she turned around, he could see that the jeans left little to the imagination and the back of the tank top said, "The otter flies at midnight". He'd have to ask her.......Do Otters fly?!?

/QUOTE]

[melissa]

This is too much!

[DD]

It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged.actually did find his way, but when he got there it was a maze of crazy people...partying like it was their last night...Bill had no worries, however because he lived there...and could gloat and party with abandon..but all at once he realized...... He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he......was now addicted to Jello Shooters and the vixen that had lured him to them. She called herself JFunn he was pretty sure the J wasn't short for................Jager or Jen-ay. Jen-ay had once been his lover, but JFunn was a totally different woman. A woman of mystery, a woman with a past. Still, he wasn't sure... why was there an extra N in Funn.........and why could these otherwise gorgeous sea nymphs not spell?!? He knew they both had something in common, they both had attended ROU.......and although they never made the dean's list, or graduated for that matter, he knew they knew their way around a shot glass. Who cared about education or spelling when the promise of the secret pleasure hung as heavy as Spanish......Mex....LATINO moss on the live oaks. The summer evening was turning out to be much more than he expected and even though he was in an alcohol induced fog, he saw HER through the crowd. He'd have to think about Jfunn later. It was HER. She hadn't changed at all, in fact all those years at the convent agreed with her. Had she had her lips Botoxed? She looked great! She had on some really low slung jeans and a tank top that said "How do you spell funn?" Real tight across her ta-ta's. When she turned around, he could see that the jeans left little to the imagination and the back of the tank top said, "The otter flies at midnight". He'd have to ask her.......Do Otters fly?!? But that could wait. He wanted to ask her if she remembered when they were kids and used to watch skyking and play pirate with Jill who later turned into indigojill and became a big old hippie. Somehow, it seemed so long ago--another lifetime ago. Now, she stood here in front of him and he looked into her eyes and said............

[CastlesOfSand]

It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....

... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...

...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged.actually did find his way, but when he got there it was a maze of crazy people...partying like it was their last night...Bill had no worries, however because he lived there...and could gloat and party with abandon..but all at once he realized...... He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he......was now addicted to Jello Shooters and the vixen that had lured him to them. She called herself JFunn he was pretty sure the J wasn't short for................Jager or Jen-ay. Jen-ay had once been his lover, but JFunn was a totally different woman. A woman of mystery, a woman with a past. Still, he wasn't sure... why was there an extra N in Funn.........and why could these otherwise gorgeous sea nymphs not spell?!? He knew they both had something in common, they both had attended ROU.......and although they never made the dean's list, or graduated for that matter, he knew they knew their way around a shot glass. Who cared about education or spelling when the promise of the secret pleasure hung as heavy as Spanish......Mex....LATINO moss on the live oaks. The summer evening was turning out to be much more than he expected and even though he was in an alcohol induced fog, he saw HER through the crowd. He'd have to think about Jfunn later. It was HER. She hadn't changed at all, in fact all those years at the convent agreed with her. Had she had her lips Botoxed? She looked great! She had on some really low slung jeans and a tank top that said "How do you spell funn?" Real tight across her ta-ta's. When she turned around, he could see that the jeans left little to the imagination and the back of the tank top said, "The otter flies at midnight". He'd have to ask her.......Do Otters fly?!? But that could wait. He wanted to ask her if she remembered when they were kids and used to watch skyking and play pirate with Jill who later turned into indigojill and became a big old hippie. Somehow, it seemed so long ago--another lifetime ago. Now, she stood here in front of him and he looked into her eyes and said............

My God... you look even more beautiful than I remember...... how long has it been?? She stared deeply into his eyes without saying a word. It was as if she couldn't speak, her breath deepened. She had thought about this moment over and over in her mind and now it was really happening. Just as she was about to speak, beerman approached to see if Bill wanted to head down to the beach where BlueMtnBeachVagrant was giving a speech on Seawalls and teaching windsurfer lessons. But Bill did not answer.....his eyes fixated on Alberto's lips. "What is going on with those lips????" he thought to himself. Alberto whispered....."Let's go for a walk on the beach.... I have some jello shots in my purse", she smiled and he took her hand......

[DD]

My God... you look even more beautiful than I remember...... how long has it been?? She stared deeply into his eyes without saying a word. It was as if she couldn't speak, her breath deepened. She had thought about this moment over and over in her mind and now it was really happening. Just as she was about to speak, beerman approached to see if Bill wanted to head down to the beach where BlueMtnBeachVagrant was giving a speech on Seawalls and teaching windsurfer lessons. But Bill did not answer.....his eyes fixated on Alberto's lips. "What is going on with those lips????" he thought to himself. Alberto whispered....."Let's go for a walk on the beach.... I have some jello shots in my purse", she smiled and he took her hand......

Great job, CoS!!

[kathydwells]

Great job to all of you. You all rock. I just now got around to reading this thread....it is so funny!!!

[Allifunn]

Great job, CoS!!

look how our little baby has grown up... (soon to be a made for TV movie!)

[CastlesOfSand]

Great job, CoS!!

Thank you Thank you!!!!! That was kindof funn!!!!

[Sheila]

Great job to all of you. You all rock. I just now got around to reading this thread....it is so funny!!!

You should have joined us. Sometimes DD and I overlapped. So one of us would edit and it all blended together. To the point I think DD and I will publish our own SoWal "trashy" beach novels! All of you of course will be the central characters and she and I can move there and hawk our sexy novels next to lindabobhat's jello shot stand, located right next to jfunn's jager/tarot card shack, which will be next to Allifunn's cafe,Mermaid's bakery, and Jdarg's candle and clown shop! Can I put you down to run the crappy Miller Lite in a keg Emporium? Whoops! Almost forgot, Miss Kitty's Kayak Kisok, Rental or Lessons available upon request.

[DD]

You should have joined us. Sometimes DD and I overlapped. So one of us would edit and it all blended together. To the point I think DD and I will publish our own SoWal "trashy" beach novels! All of you of course will be the central characters and she and I can move there and hawk our sexy novels next to lindabobhat's jello shot stand, located right next to jfunn's jager/tarot card shack, which will be next to Allifunn's cafe,Mermaid's bakery, and Jdarg's candle and clown shop! Can I put you down to run the crappy Miller Lite in a keg Emporium?

I don't like it, I LOVE it! Ready for Chapter 2?

[melissa]

Well done, ladies!!
Bring on chapter two!!!

[Miss Kitty]

I waited until I had an ample amount of time to read this...


OMG...y'all are freakin' Pulitizer Prize candidates!!!!

Keep it going...we now have two books to be published by SoWal Publishers!

[DD]

I waited until I had an ample amount of time to read this...


OMG...y'all are freakin' Pulitizer Prize candidates!!!!

Keep it going...we now have two books to be published by SoWal Publishers!

Stay tuned for Chapter 2---Ready gttbm?

[Sheila]

Stay tuned for Chapter 2---Ready gttbm?

If you are. I'm in!

[DD]

If you are. I'm in!

ok...you start. can you get CoS entry into it? Should we start a new thread?

[Jdarg]

ok...you start. can you get CoS entry into it? Should we start a new thread?

Needs a new title, not just a Part 2!

[DD]

Needs a new title, not just a Part 2!

And that would be.....................?????????

[Jdarg]

And that would be.....................?????????

Not my forte. Can't concentrate- too much going on around me (dogs/kids/"Young Frankenstein" blaring). I'm leaving it to you professionals!

[DD]

Any of these?

"Busted Selling Crack at Pandora's"

"Pull those shorts down girl"

You got yourselves a new Redneck"

[Sheila]

Not my forte. Can't concentrate- too much going on around me (dogs/kids/"Young Frankenstein" blaring). I'm leaving it to you professionals!

Neighhhh! Frau Blücher!

[Sheila]

Any of these?

"Busted Selling Crack at Pandora's"

"Pull those shorts down girl"

You got yourselves a new Redneck"

I vote for "Busted Selling Crack at Pandora's". But not a good starter.

[DD]

Good times!

[Sheila]

Wow! I love this! Those were such funn times. I think I need to be gttbm again, though. :-(

[SoWal Staff]

Thank you loyal SoWal beach lovers.

[Franny]

Oh my gosh, read this for the first time this morning and lmao!!! Ok guys what happened when they went for a walk on the beach???? Who got busted at Pandoras?????

[Teresa]

Wow! I love this! Those were such funn times. I think I need to be gttbm again, though. :-(

you will always be GTTBM in my heart and mind and soul....

yes, that is an oldie but goodie!

[Teresa]

"hung as heavy as Spanish......Mex....LATINO moss on the live oaks.............."


GTTBM is on fi-yah!!!

absolutely hysterical!!!

[DD]

Maybe we can convince GTTBM to add another entry.