Likely I should not have accepted this LYFT offer.
Might have been safer to stay with Uber?
Anyways, LYFT driver Anorexia , whole claims to spend her waking hours predicting the habits of young men barely out of high school.., already providing me precise information relative to Week 2 CFB games
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Started out simply enough...how are you? having a nice day?do you own a dog?
( stuff like that)
2 miles into the ride, we'e talking Kiffin tendencies inside the 40 yard line, Saban's vacation proclivities, and whether Auburn or UGA will finish with the best record for 2017...
Let-up games, Look-Ahead conversations....and before you know it, I am left standing in my driveway, speechless...as she drives away
Looking at next week's games, and under a strict oath-of confidentiality,she left me with a handful of " upset alerts" for Week 2, and about a dozen EZ spread covers
Finally, before pulling away at the curb, after haggling over the tip (should it be $3? Or $4?)..she said she'd throw me a bone...Alabama vs. xxxxxxxx xxxxx U, 2025 college season kick-off game, and the over- under of 47. And the fact that Tennessee WILL win week 1 same year....
Naturally, I am a bit Leary ( think Timothy) , but:
Pick'Em could be verrrry, verrrry " interesting " Week 2...
( Jusy Saying....)
BAC