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beachmouse

Beach Fanatic
Dec 5, 2004
3,504
741
Bluewater Bay, FL
Hi, my name is Mouse, and I'm now every Florida municipality's worst nightmare. I live in one of the lowest tax rate counties in the state right now, and I'm taking my low, low property taxes with me wherever I move in the state for hopefully the next 50 years.

So Brevard County, Palm Beach County , or Hillsborough County, if I move there in the next couple of years, you're not going to get $6K a year from me in taxes like you would from someone who moved here from New York, but instead you get my annual contribution of $29.95 for fire protection. Maybe if I'm feeling generous, I'll kick in an extra $5 for the road department to fix the pothole down the road.
 

rapunzel

Beach Fanatic
Nov 30, 2005
2,514
980
Point Washington
My Brother: So, how should I vote on that Amendment?

Me: I'm voting no.

My Brother: I can't even understand it. What will it do?

Me: I don't know, I can't understand it either. It seems like a crappy piece of legislation they slopped together.

My Brother: How'd you decide to vote no?

Me: Shelly said to.

My Brother: Who's Shelly?

Me: I don't know, just do what he says.
 

TooFarTampa

SoWal Insider
My Brother: So, how should I vote on that Amendment?

Me: I'm voting no.

My Brother: I can't even understand it. What will it do?

Me: I don't know, I can't understand it either. It seems like a crappy piece of legislation they slopped together.

My Brother: How'd you decide to vote no?

Me: Shelly said to.

My Brother: Who's Shelly?

Me: I don't know, just do what he says.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
 

BeachSiO2

Beach Fanatic
Jun 16, 2006
3,294
737
My Brother: So, how should I vote on that Amendment?

Me: I'm voting no.

My Brother: I can't even understand it. What will it do?

Me: I don't know, I can't understand it either. It seems like a crappy piece of legislation they slopped together.

My Brother: How'd you decide to vote no?

Me: Shelly said to.

My Brother: Who's Shelly?

Me: I don't know, just do what he says.

THAT IS FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:clap::funn:
 
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