Miss Kitty - Please accept my application for your skool of etticat. I am a great fundraiser, and a fine institution such as yours must need ways to defray some of the cost (refreshments, lost clothing, etc.). I suggest that we students wear our shortest little school uniforms and stand in the intersections of 30-A with buckets to collect handouts. This is especially profitable if done during the "happy hour".
I hope my clever ideas will prove useful to you and will benefit all of us who believe strongly in higher education.