Tebow as a con artist?

[Kurt]

Ditto! Auburn hasn't had much of an issue with him either

True, and he didn't have a bum shoulder like against the dogs. And it is spelled "dogs". Let the big dog spell. :roll:

Although the gators' offensive coordinator had his appendix removed the night before the game against Auburn and still called the game while on medication. Doesn't sound like a good idea, and might explain why the offense was vanilla.

There - 2 excuses in the offseason for you.

 

[olive]

True, and he didn't have a bum shoulder like against the dogs. And it is spelled "dogs". Let the big dog spell. :roll:

Although the gators' offensive coordinator had his appendix removed the night before the game against Auburn and still called the game while on medication. Doesn't sound like a good idea, and might explain why the offense was vanilla.

There - 2 excuses in the offseason for you.

Excuses, excuses.:roll:;-)

 

[greenroomsurfer]

Tebow went to Nease High school in Ponte Vedra (almost). I went to a rival school Fletcher in Neptune beach. Thing may have changed a little but in that area you get zero respect for attending that puppy mill. I almost forgot have ya seen U of F's Budget cuts? Sorry Kurt but I'm a Nole sleeping with a Tiger! By the way can I get a SoWal sticker in Garnet and Gold?

 

[30A Skunkape]

True, and he didn't have a bum shoulder like against the dogs. And it is spelled "dogs". Let the big dog spell. :roll:

Although the gators' offensive coordinator had his appendix removed the night before the game against Auburn and still called the game while on medication. Doesn't sound like a good idea, and might explain why the offense was vanilla.

There - 2 excuses in the offseason for you.

Let me guess, Tebow performed the appendectomy

 

[greenroomsurfer]

 

[Kurt]

Let me guess, Tebow performed the appendectomy

 

[Miss Kitty]

Let me guess, Tebow performed the appendectomy

...he must be the new and improved Chuck Norris!

 

[Kurt]

http://www.tebowisms.net

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[Kimmifunn]

Where's the part about him wearing jorts? And Gator Crocs?

 

[greenroomsurfer]

I think Kurt has a man crush, what do you people think?