Just a friendly reminder when you dine anywhere that does not feature an extra-value menu...STFU on the cell phone. Believe me when I tell you you look like an a$$ yapping away about what your stooge friends are doing at the beach house while others around you are trying to enjoy a nice dinner. Furthermore, you ought to know you deserve filthy dish water dumped on your head if you are so rude as to concurrently spew your banter while you incoherently give your dinner order to your waiter. You are not important enough to yak on the phone in a restaurant. Hang it up and dispense with the verbal dysentery. By the way, if anyone knows where I can get my hands on one of those cell phone zappers, I will gladly pay for it.
That is all.
That is all.