You've had your birthday dinner at Nick's On the Bay.
The utility poles on your scenic highway are taller than your condos.
You have dolphins and alligators living together in the bayou behind your house
You got your sushi from a German dude in an airstream in Seaside.
You have SoWal stickers covering the rust on your jeep.
You've made fun of tourists so often for saying "Red Barn" instead of "Red Bar" that you start saying "Red Barn" all the time yourself.
You live in a mobile home on a $2 million dollar property.
You've had to repel down a dune face after a hurricane to get to the gulf.
You have an fuBP sticker on your car.
You know where Chat Whorey Road is.
Your Turn....