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Jdarg

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Feb 15, 2005
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Yes, so you can hold your wriggling six month old baby in one hand, talk on your cell phone with the other, and steer with you knee. Your 3 year old sitting next to you without a seat belt can hold your beer up to your mouth if you get thirsty.

Oh- and don't forget to drive it on the bike path!
 

Zebraspots

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May 15, 2008
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Golf carts rank #2 on my list of sowal scourges. Yellow flies are #1.
 

joho

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Aug 5, 2005
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Yes, so you can hold your wriggling six month old baby in one hand, talk on your cell phone with the other, and steer with you knee. Your 3 year old sitting next to you without a seat belt can hold your beer up to your mouth if you get thirsty.

Oh- and don't forget to drive it on the bike path!

Boy isn't that the friggin truth!
 

rdelong43065

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May 28, 2007
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Yes, so you can hold your wriggling six month old baby in one hand, talk on your cell phone with the other, and steer with you knee. Your 3 year old sitting next to you without a seat belt can hold your beer up to your mouth if you get thirsty.

Oh- and don't forget to drive it on the bike path!

Well, the easiest thing would to just let the 3-year-old drive. That way you can still hold the baby and the beer and not have to worry about the road or bike path or other cars or pedestrians or locals or staying alive.
 

Jdarg

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Feb 15, 2005
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Are golf carts really necessary to our tourist economy? What did all these poor souls do before golf carts became a novelty? I guess they pushed their kids in strollers, or rode bikes, or walked?
 

rdelong43065

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May 28, 2007
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Are golf carts really necessary to our tourist economy? What did all these poor souls do before golf carts became a novelty? I guess they pushed their kids in strollers, or rode bikes, or walked?

Or stayed home...
 
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