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The opposite actually. When I started posting the place was overrun with Neocon nut wacks who needed (and got) a serious a$$-whupping. A quick scan of the Politics and Real Estate Forums haven?t delivered much traction for a sh!t disturber like myself. Looks like you could all use some...

Well I?ve been busy with my memoirs. I got halfway through the first chapter and realized I have led a boring life ?and so I?ve been out creating havoc in the hopes of spicing up an otherwise abysmally dull life story. So, I really only have time for these ?hit and run? postings now. But don?t...

Sowal was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar When I met it. I picked it out, I shook it up, and turned it around Turned Sowal into something new Now five years later on Sowal?s got the world at its feet Success has been so easy for it But don?t forget its me who put Sowal where it is now...

Next time I?m in Memphis I?ll be sure to wave some dollars underneath the locals noses and tell ?em to shut up while I hold everyone up choosing my souvenir velvet Elvis hanging. Better yet, I?ll just dish out the attitude and order my velvet Elvis online, from China.

Across from the Indian Mound you say? Any chance we will see Juan Valdez and his donkey climbing down the mound with a sack of coffee beans headed for the Maas Coffee House. It would be a great marketing ploy and even might bring FWB-phobes like me come by for a drink.

The Walton Funn October 10, 2007 The Year Via Colori Went Terribly Wrong Visitors and residents of south Walton know and love the annual Via Colori, or Italian street painting festival that occurs in Seaside every fall. None could have guessed at the controversy and drama that unfolded at...

Oh good heavens....my 'moon' has been sagging every year since I turned 25 and I dare say the only 'harvest moon' I will ever see in the future involves a bumper crop of taunts and ridicule.

Sort of like Al Pacino in ScarFace, only perhaps a porno version. "From the team that brought you Star Whores, In and out of Africa, and An Orifice and a Gentleman......comes the latest XXX release -Scar Crotch."

I'm far more terrified of the occasional bore that you will encounter from time to time at the local watering holes. One can only tolerate so many herniated disk stories................

A Destin message board, hrmpff! As if,............I bet there aren't any fabo people on that board. Holi-gAy Isle, maybe? I think not.

Excellent advice! I've scheduled the cop and construction worker for Saturday, and threw in a pirate from Billy Bowlegs.. Wish me luck.

I've been outside in full Indian headress and wom-pom doing a rain dance since 9:30 and still nothing........ ....Perhaps I need to switch music; hmm you would have thought Cher would suffice, I mean she's half Cherokee for crying out loud. PS. -Love to see I made the sig line Ms Kitty.

The Queen hangs ten.

Ok, a few more....and then I have to get a life. The Queen jams out.

The Queen lands a Red Snapper.

The Walton Funn, May 8, 2007 Queen’s Visit to SoWal, in Photos. After visits to Washington, Jamestown, and the Kentucky Derby, her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II wrapped up her American tour with a visit to SoWal. “We are pleased to have our first opportunity to visit the Beaches of...

Re: Prominence Harvest Festival? What exactly do we ?harvest? in Sowal? Are we to expect farmers with booths full of june grass drying on racks? Perhaps they can go with that quaint New Englandy feel and import some Amish to till the land for Sand Spurs. I can just imagine, crusty ?ole...

Eww, such a gusshy happy debate you are all having here. Who's 'stocks do I gotta run up' to get a Happy Easter gropping from everyone? Did everyone notice that ,for the record, Shelly is not a lady? Neither am I sweetie, but I still cross my legs when I sit down.

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OMG! This thread is better social satire than that dribble I have been posting. Prime Grade-A Entertainment.

True. But I have a soft spot for Florida Girl. I think she has a secret crush on me. And just like elementary school yard flirtations, I enjoy pulling her pigtails.

Folks, maybe we should just cut Florida Girl some slack. Study: Pesticide Harms Human Brain Development http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=local&id=4335718 ....well at least she didn't get malaria.

That could be seriously mis-interpreted.

Then again...... http://www.sowal.com/bb/showthread.php?t=7531&highlight=blew

I like your attitude missy??.. ?..but be careful what you wish for. And remember: Never shake the hand that gropes you??

In the future I would suggest that you try not to undercut your attempt at a haughty cut-down by contradicting it with your actions. If I am indeed third rate, then it would seem contradictory that you would bother to choose this, among your whopping 33 posts, as something to comment on. It...

Well, you know what they say about misery??..... But seriously honey, nobody loves a diversity of opinions more than me so you go girl. In fact I think I will take you under my wing and show you how to express your opinion?s with more style. Rule 1: Sass with Class ? Hon, you sound like...

Life in the Buff Theme Park Hoping to capture a slice of a niche market that goes underserved by mainstream theme parks, local gadfly turned developer 30-gAy has announced plans to open America?s first clothing optional theme park. The park called Life in the Buff, is to be located in...

Oh DA, I feel for ya. You know, several years back I had similar run ins with alligators and other creatures. I set out on what was to be a leisurely day on the water, outfitted only for a short camping trip, when I found myself pursued by alligators and was forced to canoe deeper into the...

By popular demand, this thread is being re-posted here in the Real Estate Board............. The Walton Funn, January 23, 2007 South Walton Opera The Seaside Meeting Hall looked more like the famous Teatro La Scala this past Thursday evening as theater goers were treated to the...