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They were all at Margaretaville.

Yes. They have a canopy set up about 2 miles offshore.

This is the first time I have ever been called an "left-wing enviromentalist". I guess it goes to show that I can adapt. There is nothing more annoying than sitting out at night, gazing at the emerald waters and hearing the load clanking noise of turtle heads hitting canopy post.

Sorry to hear about you incident in Baton Rouge...told ya not to wear that urinal outfit!

I hope Aubies don't fear the "other hand".... if their one hand dumps them...who will they date?

Is it true that several people got rowdy at the "ban spraying" meeting and were maced?

For the record....I only endorse female mud wrestling.

If someone passes out on the beach...will they be tagged too? Dar...I mean a friend of mine wanted me to ask.

The horse is the glue that holds this thread together.

I've found that my wash rag does the trick.

Please don't "tick off" your mail carriers. They may go "postal".

I refuse to pay corkage fees. I only buy fine wine with screw off tops. Might I suggest a vintage 2006 MD 20/20 Grape?

The 'tar is Jake hitting a triple. The siggy came to me after 3 nights of NOT having any Dickles.

Due to Global Warming... July has been cancelled.

That's why dolphins and sharks don't mate.

So....I decide to hit the water at sunset. I figure, no one's around...a little privacy..but noooo! There's always some igmo with a camera!

I use OFF.

I see no reason to disparage 3rd graders!

1 1/4 oz. Tequila 1/8 oz. Triple sec. 4 oz limeade 3/4 C crushed ice Blend above, the pour out in sink and drink Dickle and water over ice.

I think its "TheSheep" trying to hitch a ride to get the helloutta SoWal.

For those interested...Ms. Crow will be at my house on Sunday. She will be singing selected tunes from the Slim Whitman collection.

TheSheep, maybe Chernobyl is you cup o' tea. Plenty of solitude and cute 3 headed ducks. It may make your outlook on life completely radiant! We will await your glowing review after your trip.

I'm not sure but I think I may have seen TheSheep this weekend in SoWal! An angry looking man wearing a "I visited SoWal and all I got was this lousy shirt." , flipped me off at the 395 intersection.

I think that's TheSheep in the top pic. He's actually smiling!!!!!

The mosquito one needs to be most wary of is the HHDA (Haitian Homosexual Drug Addicted) mosquito.

I woke up one morning next to a girl called "Laughing Lucy".

Oli...if Darlene mentions a "hat party"...run away!!!!

Uh oh....

I think we all can agree that living in SoWal is expensive. I doubt that one could find an "economical" coastal community (maybe there is one but I live in NoAL so what do I know?). The confusing thing Sheep is that you have gone from lamenting your disappointment with you last visit to...

Well...I do live in "Rocket City" USA.

Fess up sheep...you got a thesarsus for Christmas...right?

Yes...i remember the $12.99 "all you can eat" crab legs that cost me $72!

No one has mentioned Whataburger?

Is Boris Jackov the Russian author you read?

Just a shot in the dark I know but I'm guessing TheSheep won't be bidding.