So I say to this chick "Blue Mountain Beach is in the panhandle", and she says "Wow, that's near Oklahoma!".............IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Even though they "ain't got no beach," there is a rumor that OK has more waterfront property than any other state.