Don't ask Don't tell hmmmmmmmm

[Arkiehawg]

I was recently on a commercial flight that included a young female dog handler and her beautiful German Shepherd who were returning to Eglin after spending time in Iraq. They were a bomb detection team and true heros.

My question. If a male combat dog ends up humping another male combat dog is he discharged per the current military policies against gays?

 

[hnooe]

No.

The dog is forced to look at photos of glamourous female German Shepherds in suggestive poses, then randomly, they insert a picture of a male German Shepherd--if the dog gets aroused, the dog receives a mild electric shock. Works everytime, even on humans.

 

[scooterbug44]

Only if:
1) the dog has not been stop-lossed
2) the dog admits it is gay - to a superior, in his journal, when talking to a psychiatrist etc.

Lovely that you can go from being impressed by the heroism of someone returning from serving our country to dogs humping in 2 sentances. :roll:

 

[Lynnie]

What if he humps man-type calf? Gay? Or, not gay?

 

[Matt J]

What if he humps man-type calf? Gay? Or, not gay?

That falls under interspecies love and from what I can tell isn't mentioned in the UCC.

 

[Lynnie]

That falls under interspecies love and from what I can tell isn't mentioned in the UCC.

We should make a rule, then.

 

[Matt J]

We should make a rule, then.

Florida has adopted a law and it's now illegal to have sex with animals.