Things Men Shouldn't say in Victoria's Secret

[kathydwells]

Oh shoot- that has always been around the time we go- the week or 2 after 4th of July. Due to scheduling conflicts, it is June this year. And don't you have a 12 yr. old son too?

Yes, I do have a 12 yr. old son. You are not going to believe this either, for the past 9 years we have always gone down the last week of June, but when we all went to make reservations for 2006, they didn't have enough rooms, so we had to move it until July. We come down with 7 other families. We will hook up sometime hopefully!!!!!

 

[lollygal]

Your money is better spent on a nice dinner, bottle of wine, or.....here is a free idea- an offer to clean the entire house and do it right!!! Although many women might just fall over dead with the free idea and that wouldn't be fun![/QUOTE

You must have missed Kathy Dwell's Friday Funny back in August:

Friday Funny
A woman was sitting at a ! bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girl
friends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged
man entered.

He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her (as all men will).

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over
and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want
me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...on one condition. (There
are always conditions)!

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
words." (Controlling, huh?)

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed
a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with
her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully
said....











"Clean my house."
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Kathy
This Life...This Moment...This Beach..

 

[Sunny Daze]

Does LL's wife lay there shaking because she saw him outfitted in her Victoria's Secret clothing? I would shake too!