Associated Press: Miami
Today in a press conference attended by area Emergency Planners, Insurance Representatives, and members of the Tito Fuentes Fan Club(they had the room booked for later); renouned Hurricane Forecaster 30-gAy made his annual predictions on the ongoing storm season.
"Basically, I see a hurricane headed for Virginia Beach at some point.", said 30-gAy "because that is where Pat Robertson is."
He went on to explain that "since Pat has been forecasting disasters to strike every location and person that disagrees with his narrow minded world view, the posibility that a storm would hit him is just too funny to fathom. And I believe that God has a sense of humor."
Brushing off criticism about the rather late timing of his message, given that hurricane season started June 1, 30-gAy responded testedly, "I kinda lost track of time, what with the whole new season of Project Runway drawing my attention. I bet you don't give Dr. Gray, that media whore, as much criticism."
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SoWal Insider
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SoWal Expert
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Did you have any consultants helping you make these scientific predictions?
little sugar
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Beach Fanatic
"since Pat has been forecasting disasters to strike every location and person that disagrees with his narrow minded world view, the posibility that a storm would hit him is just too funny to fathom. And I believe that God has a sense of humor." 
Beach Fanatic
you are such a hoot 30-gay. ..are you coming to de par=tay???
..are you coming to de par=tay???FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
you are such a hoot 30-gay.Oh...I hope he shows up! :clap_1:
margarita brocolia
Associated Press: Miami:rofl:
................. He went on to explain that "since Pat has been forecasting disasters to strike every location and person that disagrees with his narrow minded world view, the posibility that a storm would hit him is just too funny to fathom. And I believe that God has a sense of humor." .........
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Beach FanaticAuthor
you are such a hoot 30-gay.
Exactly what par-tay would you be refering too?
quirty
Thanks for the comic relief!
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Exactly what par-tay would you be refering too?The all night smokin' ,drinkin' and cussin' party August 12th ...on line right here on good ol SoWal!!!!!!! You don't happen to preform any of these vices do you????:funn:
SoWal Guide
this is a riot!!!:clap_1:
30gay you must attend the par-tay!
30gay you must attend the par-tay!
Beach FanaticAuthor
No, this is not a joke -it is straight off the ABCNEWS website. Apparently, Robertson found out I was after him and is changing his tune............
NEW YORK, Aug. 3, 2006 ? Conservative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson said today the wave of scorching temperatures across the United States had converted him into a believer in global warming.
The view put him at odds with fellow Republican President Bush, who has benefited politically from Robertson's backing and who has refused to embrace the concept of human-caused global warming.
"We really need to address the burning of fossil fuels," Robertson said on his "700 Club" broadcast. "It is getting hotter, and the icecaps are melting and there is a buildup of carbon dioxide in the air."
It was an abrupt about-face for Robertson who reaches about one million U.S. viewers daily and is credited for helping shape political views of evangelical Christians, a vibrant force behind the Republican Party.
Last October, Robertson said the National Association of Evangelicals was teaming up with "far left environmentalists" for saying global warming was caused by humans and needed to be mitigated.
Also last year, Robertson, 76, said natural disasters affecting the globe, including hurricanes Katrina and Rita that wrecked the U.S. Gulf Coast, might be signs that the biblical apocalypse was nearing.
Temperatures have soared to near record levels in some eastern regions and Robertson said that was "the most convincing evidence I've seen on global warming in a long time."
Most scientists link greenhouse gases, such as carbon dioxide emitted from the burning of fossil fuels to global warming that could lead to heat waves, stronger storms and flooding from rising sea levels.
Bush, himself an evangelical Christian, pulled out of the international Kyoto Protocol setting limits on emissions causing global warming soon after taking office in 2001 saying it would hurt the economy and unfairly favored developing countries.
NEW YORK, Aug. 3, 2006 ? Conservative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson said today the wave of scorching temperatures across the United States had converted him into a believer in global warming.
The view put him at odds with fellow Republican President Bush, who has benefited politically from Robertson's backing and who has refused to embrace the concept of human-caused global warming.
"We really need to address the burning of fossil fuels," Robertson said on his "700 Club" broadcast. "It is getting hotter, and the icecaps are melting and there is a buildup of carbon dioxide in the air."
It was an abrupt about-face for Robertson who reaches about one million U.S. viewers daily and is credited for helping shape political views of evangelical Christians, a vibrant force behind the Republican Party.
Last October, Robertson said the National Association of Evangelicals was teaming up with "far left environmentalists" for saying global warming was caused by humans and needed to be mitigated.
Also last year, Robertson, 76, said natural disasters affecting the globe, including hurricanes Katrina and Rita that wrecked the U.S. Gulf Coast, might be signs that the biblical apocalypse was nearing.
Temperatures have soared to near record levels in some eastern regions and Robertson said that was "the most convincing evidence I've seen on global warming in a long time."
Most scientists link greenhouse gases, such as carbon dioxide emitted from the burning of fossil fuels to global warming that could lead to heat waves, stronger storms and flooding from rising sea levels.
Bush, himself an evangelical Christian, pulled out of the international Kyoto Protocol setting limits on emissions causing global warming soon after taking office in 2001 saying it would hurt the economy and unfairly favored developing countries.
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