Sharpen up your brains, SoWallers... Scenario:You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig, which is the same size as your car, and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highlydangerous situation?
Answer: Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk.
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fartblossom
i was gonna answer : wake up !
fishlips
as they are all driving the same speed as you, just maintain a steady speed and stay in your lane (something most people don't seem to be able to do, especially in traffic!) and you will have no problem
i saw yet another accident in the tiny little village near here this morning - amazing
here was yet another case of some twit (hopefully not drunk at 6am) trying to pass somebody else
p.s. - if we all went the same speed there would be no accidents
just my own happy little opinion
i saw yet another accident in the tiny little village near here this morning - amazing
here was yet another case of some twit (hopefully not drunk at 6am) trying to pass somebody else
p.s. - if we all went the same speed there would be no accidents
just my own happy little opinion
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