a good reason I am not a Nascar fan

Why I am an Indy fan 😀


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skeery...who was it that had the hairy back heart at Valentine's day...was that you??

ewwwwwwww! 😱

i find this so funny because my pop is even hairier than that. the first time my hubby and i went to the beach with them, we got out about an hour or so before them to claim our space. suddenly my husband looked up and said "oh my god, there's a gorilla coming up the beach ! that's the grossest thing i've ever seen !" imagine his surprise when the gorilla turned out to be my pop ! 😀

first thought: that is one huge man.
second thought: the lady next to him is even bigger.:shock:

first thought: that is one huge man.
second thought: the lady next to him is even bigger.:shock:

I didn't dislike the hairy back...no problem with that..but shaving a number into it?? not my cup-of-tea :idontno: (do you think he is a 40 year old virgin?) 😀 both people...larger than your average bear...LOL

jr

i wonder if he shaved or waxed ? i also wonder in a weird sort of way - do you think he has a brazilian wax ? what about the lady ???? just something to ponder in your spare time :shock:

i wonder if he shaved or waxed ? i also wonder in a weird sort of way - do you think he has a brazilian wax ? what about the lady ???? just something to ponder...

I doubt Nascar men even know what a Brazilian Wax is all about. They are more likely to get their head blown off while firing a Potato Canon by spraying too much hairspray (fuel source) in the chamber, than getting a Brazilian Wax. I think there is a rule against people who drink Budweiser getting a Brazilian Wax. "Hey Bubba, ya need to git yaself one of dem BRA-zillion jobs. Dem dar'ill rilly git ya on edge. "

jr

What :idontno: Go fast turn left doesn't do it for ya :idontno:

There is something which is not quite right about a car that doesn't have reverse and goes only one way. The only way some of these Nascar spectators get exercise is by rotating their head round and round in an oval pattern.

"Hey Bubba, didja see dat nize car?"

There is something which is not quite right about a car that doesn't have reverse and goes only one way. The only way some of these Nascar spectators get exercise is by rotating their head round and round in an oval pattern.

"Hey Bubba, didja see dat nize car?"

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My guess is the gal on his left used a disposable razor to fashion that glorious number 3!!!

jr

so true....having grown up in Daytona in the 60s.....kinda like before every knucklehead control freak in the world decided to buy a Harley

If you go to the Flea Market and spot a toddler clad only in a disposable diaper clutching a baby bottle full of coca cola, you can be sure you're looking at a future NASCAR fan.

My guess is the gal on his left used a disposable razor to fashion that glorious number 3!!!

I bet your right!!! :floor:

Interestingly, NASCAR is the only major "sport" that allows fans to bring in their own coolers of beer.

A friend went to a race and said that he saw more tatoos than teeth!

Interestingly, NASCAR is the only major "sport" that allows fans to bring in their own coolers of beer.

A friend went to a race and said that he saw more tatoos than teeth!

Having been to a couple of races in Alabama, I can say he speaks the truth

If you go to the Flea Market and spot a toddler clad only in a disposable diaper clutching a baby bottle full of coca cola, you can be sure you're looking at a future NASCAR fan.

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