an oldie but a goodie

I love blonde jokes, and this is a favorite that someone emailed me this morning.


A blonde walks into an electronics store and says to the cashier, "I want to buy this TV."
The cashier says, "We don't serve blondes here."
The blonde storms out and goes home and dyes her hair black. She goes back to the store and says, "I want to buy this TV."
Again, the cashier says, "We don't serve blondes here."
Now the blonde is really angry, and she says, "How did you know it was me?" to which the cashier replies,



"Because that's a microwave."