and now for a katie story.....

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Oh my goodness, she's drugged. Sounds like a Stepford Wives thing.
I'd have to be sedated to deal with Tommyboy too.

i immediately thought of the stepford wives too ! or maybe we should call it the scientology wives ....

Oh my goodness, she's drugged. Sounds like a Stepford Wives thing.
I'd have to be sedated to deal with Tommyboy too.

Wasn't Tommyboy all in Matt Lauer's face about sedation, when he interviewed him?!? :idontno:

Wasn't Tommyboy all in Matt Lauer's face about sedation, when he interviewed him?!? :idontno:

i think he was, and talking about how he had really studied all that stuff. and he knew all about ritalin etc. what a freakin' kook !!! i think he would benefit from some serious psychological evaluation ! or a good hard smack !

i think he was, and talking about how he had really studied all that stuff. and he knew all about ritalin etc. what a freakin' kook !!! i think he would benefit from some serious psychological evaluation ! or a good hard smack !

I vote for that hard smack treatment! :boxing::banging: I think when Katie has his spawn, she needs a little :boxing::banging::whack: herself!!!! That's what you get when baby's daddy is a turkey baster! :nono1:

:floor: :floor: :floor: yall are killing me

That's what you get when baby's daddy is a turkey baster! :nono1:

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I'm just curious, though, how it will all turn out. I wonder if she feels like she has to hang in there since she made such a crazy choice to be with him, or if she'll at some point get up enough guts to say, "He's a total whacko!" or what? Seriously--do any of you have a prediction about how it will play out?

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I'm just curious, though, how it will all turn out. I wonder if she feels like she has to hang in there since she made such a crazy choice to be with him, or if she'll at some point get up enough guts to say, "He's a total whacko!" or what? Seriously--do any of you have a prediction about how it will play out?

I do not see a story book ending. If he's so "in love" why aren't they married by now? I am not being an old fogey about having a baby before you are married. My point here is, he's made such a public display about how in love they are , jumping on sofas, and blasting people about their choices in life, ie, Brooke Shields.

If you are that much in love with each other and have made this so very public, SHOW US THE COMMITMENT!

If he's gonna talk the talk, then walk the walk. Talk's cheap!

i'm with you - i don't see this lasting. hopefully her family can talk some sense into her, or else she will wisen up when the baby gets here. who knows what weird things he will be wanting her to do with it. probably carry it in a pouch like a kangaroo or something.

From the superficial...

Katie Holmes gets a pacifier
In the most made up story of the year, Star reports that Tom Cruise has commissioned an adult-sized pacifier for Katie Holmes to suck on while she gives birth. A source says:

"He commissioned an adult-sized 'binky' for Katie to clench between her teeth, hoping that it'll squelch her screams. In keeping with a Scientology silent birth, Tom is prepared to do whatever it takes to muffle Katie's moans and groans during the delivery."

The sad thing is, Tom Cruise is so out of his mind that all the crazy things tabloids make up about him are actually believable. They could print a story tomorrow that says "Tom Cruise eats deaf people to save hearing!" and people would just assume it was a weird Scientology ritual. Which, ironically, it is. Yeah, I said it. Scientologists eat deaf people.

i think he needs the big pacifier to suck on !

i think he needs the big pacifier to suck on !

ummmm....I know a real good place to stick that big pacifier....load it down with some super glue first.

ummmm....I know a real good place to stick that big pacifier....load it down with some super glue first.

LOL - tell us how you REALLY feel Miss Kitty!!!!!!!

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ummmm....I know a real good place to stick that big pacifier....load it down with some super glue first.

eeewww - you's a nasty kitty !

eeewww - you's a nasty kitty !

Coming from you dear audie...that's a compliment!!!! 😀

i think he needs the big pacifier to suck on !

I'd just consider his career a pacifier at this point. I hope it SUCKS!

I'd just consider his career a pacifier at this point. I hope it SUCKS!

^5!!!!

Coming from you dear audie...that's a compliment!!!! 😀

why thank you miss kitty - i am a nasty audie, and i will be the first to admit it ! even my mom says so..... but i think i only say what everyone else wants to but don't because they have something called tact. hee hee and the older i get the less i care what people think.