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Bats in the Belfry

picky
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Well, actually, not in the belfry, but in the bedroom. Imagine this cozy little scene circa midnight last night. Philippa is in the bathroom brushing her teeth, having just come in from a wild night of dancing at the Greek Festival down the street. Merman is sound asleep and I am in bed reading. All of a sudden out of the periphery of my vision I catch this dark, fast movement in the air. I glance up to see this huge thing swooping around our room! I duck my head under the sheets, fast, but not before I poke the sleeping Merman hard in the sides. "There's something flying in the room!" I yell. He mumbles "It's only a creature" in a tone of voice that says Why Are You Bothering ME I'm Sleeping with a subtext of Swat The Thing If It's Bothering You. I poke him again, harder, and he sits upright to see a big bat doing figure eights around the room.

I peek from underneath the sheets to see the man of the hour leaping out of bed. "It's a bat, Philippa!" Instead of shreiking from the bathroom as you would have expected, teenage daughter says "Thank god! I thought I was having hallucinations when I came in the door." This gave me the courage to get out of bed to take a look. I figure if Philippa is not going to be a shrinking violet in the face of close encounters with nature, neither would I.

It was amazing. We opened the windows and doors and watched as the bat circled and swooped for about ten minutes before it flew out. It was going so fast that Merman shouted that there were two of them--it really did appear that way! The whole experience was waaaay cool.

Now we have to figure out how it got in the house at midnight...:eek:

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Sheila avatar
SoWal Insider
#27
I know. I think he shat his pants. poor merwood.


Where's a good witch when you need one? :idontno: Mermy, why didn't you wiggle that cute nose and get rid of the bat for Merwood? Poor chap! :lol:
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#28
Where's a good witch when you need one? :idontno: Mermy, why didn't you wiggle that cute nose and get rid of the bat for Merwood? Poor chap! :lol:


I think she was trying to keep her promise to marwood of "no witchcraft!"... but, I'm sure he was furious that she refrained from using it in this particular situation...

bet ya she burned his drawers though.

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Sheila avatar
SoWal Insider
#29
I think she was trying to keep her promise to marwood of "no witchcraft!"... but, I'm sure he was furious that she refrained from using it in this particular situation...

bet ya she burned his drawers though.

"Bat" your're right! :lolabove:

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Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#30
GOTO - you are cracking me up about as much as I'm cracking myself up... :clap_1: :rolling: :lolabove: :funn:
Sheila avatar
SoWal Insider
#31
GOTO - you are cracking me up about as much as I'm cracking myself up... :clap_1: :rolling: :lolabove: :funn:


Then we must say NO to crack! :floor:
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#32
GOTO - you are cracking me up about as much as I'm cracking myself up... :clap_1: :rolling: :lolabove: :funn:
YOU BOTH are cracking me up!!!!!!!:funn: :lolabove: :lolabove: :clap_1: :clap_1: LMAO!!!!!!!!:funn:

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Sheila avatar
SoWal Insider
#33
YOU BOTH are cracking me up!!!!!!!:funn: :lolabove: :lolabove: :clap_1: :clap_1: LMAO!!!!!!!!:funn:

JUST SAY NO! ;-)

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DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#34
:floor: :floor: :floor: :floor:
Lady D avatar
SoWal Insider
#35
:funn:
pickyAuthor
#36
I think she was trying to keep her promise to marwood of "no witchcraft!"... but, I'm sure he was furious that she refrained from using it in this particular situation...

bet ya she burned his drawers though.


That's pretty close to the truth after he told me that I could stick my head up the chimney to see if the flue was opened. I thought to myself that he could stick his you know what you know where. :eek:
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#37
Just be glad you didn't touch the bat like my neighbor. She had to get rabies shots just in case.
She looked something like this for about a week.:funn:

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Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#38
JUST SAY NO! ;-)

you are definitely on a roll!!! OMG - I had to take spidey to bed or I would have been up all night trying to respond to outdo you!!! I don't think I could have!!

:lolabove: :lolabove: :lolabove:
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#39
JUST SAY NO! ;-)
:floor: :floor: now, where did that come from????:funn: ;-)
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#40
:floor: :floor: now, where did that come from????:funn: ;-)

I was cracking up and she said just say no to crack :lol: Oh, allifunn, we have to party with this chick... soon...
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#41
I was cracking up and she said just say no to crack :lol: Oh, allifunn, we have to party with this chick... soon...
I am ready!! I am currently trying to talk her into coming to the October Soiree!!!!!!;-)

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