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Best Joke of 2006

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THIS WAS VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2006

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."



The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" little
Joseph told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.

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Beach Fanatic
#2
:yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:




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THIS WAS VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2006

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."



The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" little
Joseph told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.
dbuck avatar
Beach Fanatic
#3
:floor: :floor: :floor: Too funny. :clap:
DD avatar
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#4
:blink: :yikes: :floor: :floor:
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Skunky
#5
That joke was getting a little spicy:shock:
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little sugar
#6
:lolabove: I like em' spicy :clap:
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Beach Fanatic
#7
:funn: :clap:
RiverOtter avatar
got any pics?
#9
THIS WAS VOTED BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2006

For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house
is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."



The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" little
Joseph told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.



:floor: :floor: :floor:
30gAy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#10
Perhaps they should have put more into their Going Down Payment.
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#11
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