It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....
... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...
...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged.actually did find his way, but when he got there it was a maze of crazy people...partying like it was their last night...Bill had no worries, however because he lived there...and could gloat and party with abandon..but all at once he realized...... He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he......was now addicted to Jello Shooters and the vixen that had lured him to them. She called herself JFunn he was pretty sure the J wasn't short for................Jager or Jen-ay. Jen-ay had once been his lover, but JFunn was a totally different woman. A woman of mystery, a woman with a past. Still, he wasn't sure... why was there an extra N in Funn.........and why could these otherwise gorgeous sea nymphs not spell?!? He knew they both had something in common, they both had attended ROU.......and although they never made the dean's list, or graduated for that matter, he knew they knew their way around a shot glass. Who cared about education or spelling when the promise of the secret pleasure ;-) hung as heavy as Spanish......Mex....LATINO moss on the live oaks. The summer evening was turning out to be much more than he expected and even though he was in an alcohol induced fog, he saw HER through the crowd. He'd have to think about Jfunn later. It was HER. She hadn't changed at all, in fact all those years at the convent agreed with her. Had she had her lips Botoxed? She looked great! She had on some really low slung jeans and a tank top that said "How do you spell funn?" Real tight across her ta-ta's. When she turned around, he could see that the jeans left little to the imagination and the back of the tank top said, "The otter flies at midnight". He'd have to ask her.......Do Otters fly?!? But that could wait. He wanted to ask her if she remembered when they were kids and used to watch skyking and play pirate with Jill who later turned into indigojill and became a big old hippie. Somehow, it seemed so long ago--another lifetime ago. Now, she stood here in front of him and he looked into her eyes and said............My God... you look even more beautiful than I remember...... how long has it been?? She stared deeply into his eyes without saying a word. It was as if she couldn't speak, her breath deepened. She had thought about this moment over and over in her mind and now it was really happening. Just as she was about to speak, beerman approached to see if Bill wanted to head down to the beach where BlueMtnBeachVagrant was giving a speech on Seawalls and teaching windsurfer lessons. But Bill did not answer.....his eyes fixated on Alberto's lips. "What is going on with those lips????" he thought to himself. Alberto whispered....."Let's go for a walk on the beach.... I have some jello shots in my purse", she smiled and he took her hand.
Chapter 2
It had been a long time since Patrick had seen Driftwood like this on the beach. There was tonns of it! Lisa at the Beach had always told him that he'd see this phenomenon one day. But since he'd been living about 1000miles away, he hadn't thought about it. He just kept thinking what would it be like to meet Skelly in person and what would Skelly think of all this driftwood?
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It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....But did he really care what Skelly thought of the driftwood situation? There were so many more interesting things about Grayton..like the coin slot at Pandoras...how much better could it get? Skelly was sure to be impressed by that and.......
... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...
...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged.actually did find his way, but when he got there it was a maze of crazy people...partying like it was their last night...Bill had no worries, however because he lived there...and could gloat and party with abandon..but all at once he realized...... He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he......was now addicted to Jello Shooters and the vixen that had lured him to them. She called herself JFunn he was pretty sure the J wasn't short for................Jager or Jen-ay. Jen-ay had once been his lover, but JFunn was a totally different woman. A woman of mystery, a woman with a past. Still, he wasn't sure... why was there an extra N in Funn.........and why could these otherwise gorgeous sea nymphs not spell?!? He knew they both had something in common, they both had attended ROU.......and although they never made the dean's list, or graduated for that matter, he knew they knew their way around a shot glass. Who cared about education or spelling when the promise of the secret pleasure ;-) hung as heavy as Spanish......Mex....LATINO moss on the live oaks. The summer evening was turning out to be much more than he expected and even though he was in an alcohol induced fog, he saw HER through the crowd. He'd have to think about Jfunn later. It was HER. She hadn't changed at all, in fact all those years at the convent agreed with her. Had she had her lips Botoxed? She looked great! She had on some really low slung jeans and a tank top that said "How do you spell funn?" Real tight across her ta-ta's. When she turned around, he could see that the jeans left little to the imagination and the back of the tank top said, "The otter flies at midnight". He'd have to ask her.......Do Otters fly?!? But that could wait. He wanted to ask her if she remembered when they were kids and used to watch skyking and play pirate with Jill who later turned into indigojill and became a big old hippie. Somehow, it seemed so long ago--another lifetime ago. Now, she stood here in front of him and he looked into her eyes and said............My God... you look even more beautiful than I remember...... how long has it been?? She stared deeply into his eyes without saying a word. It was as if she couldn't speak, her breath deepened. She had thought about this moment over and over in her mind and now it was really happening. Just as she was about to speak, beerman approached to see if Bill wanted to head down to the beach where BlueMtnBeachVagrant was giving a speech on Seawalls and teaching windsurfer lessons. But Bill did not answer.....his eyes fixated on Alberto's lips. "What is going on with those lips????" he thought to himself. Alberto whispered....."Let's go for a walk on the beach.... I have some jello shots in my purse", she smiled and he took her hand.
Chapter 2
It had been a long time since Patrick had seen Driftwood like this on the beach. There was tonns of it! Lisa at the Beach had always told him that he'd see this phenomenon one day. But since he'd been living about 1000miles away, he hadn't thought about it. He just kept thinking what would it be like to meet Skelly in person and what would Skelly think of all this driftwood?
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It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered.....
... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...
...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged.actually did find his way, but when he got there it was a maze of crazy people...partying like it was their last night...Bill had no worries, however because he lived there...and could gloat and party with abandon..but all at once he realized...... He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he......was now addicted to Jello Shooters and the vixen that had lured him to them. She called herself JFunn he was pretty sure the J wasn't short for................Jager or Jen-ay. Jen-ay had once been his lover, but JFunn was a totally different woman. A woman of mystery, a woman with a past. Still, he wasn't sure... why was there an extra N in Funn.........and why could these otherwise gorgeous sea nymphs not spell?!? He knew they both had something in common, they both had attended ROU.......and although they never made the dean's list, or graduated for that matter, he knew they knew their way around a shot glass. Who cared about education or spelling when the promise of the secret pleasure ;-) hung as heavy as Spanish......Mex....LATINO moss on the live oaks. The summer evening was turning out to be much more than he expected and even though he was in an alcohol induced fog, he saw HER through the crowd. He'd have to think about Jfunn later. It was HER. She hadn't changed at all, in fact all those years at the convent agreed with her. Had she had her lips Botoxed? She looked great! She had on some really low slung jeans and a tank top that said "How do you spell funn?" Real tight across her ta-ta's. When she turned around, he could see that the jeans left little to the imagination and the back of the tank top said, "The otter flies at midnight". He'd have to ask her.......Do Otters fly?!? But that could wait. He wanted to ask her if she remembered when they were kids and used to watch skyking and play pirate with Jill who later turned into indigojill and became a big old hippie. Somehow, it seemed so long ago--another lifetime ago. Now, she stood here in front of him and he looked into her eyes and said............My God... you look even more beautiful than I remember...... how long has it been?? She stared deeply into his eyes without saying a word. It was as if she couldn't speak, her breath deepened. She had thought about this moment over and over in her mind and now it was really happening. Just as she was about to speak, beerman approached to see if Bill wanted to head down to the beach where BlueMtnBeachVagrant was giving a speech on Seawalls and teaching windsurfer lessons. But Bill did not answer.....his eyes fixated on Alberto's lips. "What is going on with those lips????" he thought to himself. Alberto whispered....."Let's go for a walk on the beach.... I have some jello shots in my purse", she smiled and he took her hand.
Chapter 2
It had been a long time since Patrick had seen Driftwood like this on the beach. There was tonns of it! Lisa at the Beach had always told him that he'd see this phenomenon one day. But since he'd been living about 1000miles away, he hadn't thought about it. He just kept thinking what would it be like to meet Skelly in person and what would Skelly think of all this driftwood?
But did he really care what Skelly thought of the driftwood situation? There were so many more interesting things about Grayton..like the coin slot at Pandoras...how much better could it get? Skelly was sure to be impressed by that and.....he'd surely have some good "juicy" stories about Kimmifunn since he'd met her. He'd have to meet Skelly at Pandora's and get the scoop on the rendevous with Kfunn. He wondered what she wore? Short skirt, black stiletto heels? Hair straight?
... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...
...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged.actually did find his way, but when he got there it was a maze of crazy people...partying like it was their last night...Bill had no worries, however because he lived there...and could gloat and party with abandon..but all at once he realized...... He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he......was now addicted to Jello Shooters and the vixen that had lured him to them. She called herself JFunn he was pretty sure the J wasn't short for................Jager or Jen-ay. Jen-ay had once been his lover, but JFunn was a totally different woman. A woman of mystery, a woman with a past. Still, he wasn't sure... why was there an extra N in Funn.........and why could these otherwise gorgeous sea nymphs not spell?!? He knew they both had something in common, they both had attended ROU.......and although they never made the dean's list, or graduated for that matter, he knew they knew their way around a shot glass. Who cared about education or spelling when the promise of the secret pleasure ;-) hung as heavy as Spanish......Mex....LATINO moss on the live oaks. The summer evening was turning out to be much more than he expected and even though he was in an alcohol induced fog, he saw HER through the crowd. He'd have to think about Jfunn later. It was HER. She hadn't changed at all, in fact all those years at the convent agreed with her. Had she had her lips Botoxed? She looked great! She had on some really low slung jeans and a tank top that said "How do you spell funn?" Real tight across her ta-ta's. When she turned around, he could see that the jeans left little to the imagination and the back of the tank top said, "The otter flies at midnight". He'd have to ask her.......Do Otters fly?!? But that could wait. He wanted to ask her if she remembered when they were kids and used to watch skyking and play pirate with Jill who later turned into indigojill and became a big old hippie. Somehow, it seemed so long ago--another lifetime ago. Now, she stood here in front of him and he looked into her eyes and said............My God... you look even more beautiful than I remember...... how long has it been?? She stared deeply into his eyes without saying a word. It was as if she couldn't speak, her breath deepened. She had thought about this moment over and over in her mind and now it was really happening. Just as she was about to speak, beerman approached to see if Bill wanted to head down to the beach where BlueMtnBeachVagrant was giving a speech on Seawalls and teaching windsurfer lessons. But Bill did not answer.....his eyes fixated on Alberto's lips. "What is going on with those lips????" he thought to himself. Alberto whispered....."Let's go for a walk on the beach.... I have some jello shots in my purse", she smiled and he took her hand.
Chapter 2
It had been a long time since Patrick had seen Driftwood like this on the beach. There was tonns of it! Lisa at the Beach had always told him that he'd see this phenomenon one day. But since he'd been living about 1000miles away, he hadn't thought about it. He just kept thinking what would it be like to meet Skelly in person and what would Skelly think of all this driftwood?
But did he really care what Skelly thought of the driftwood situation? There were so many more interesting things about Grayton..like the coin slot at Pandoras...how much better could it get? Skelly was sure to be impressed by that and.....he'd surely have some good "juicy" stories about Kimmifunn since he'd met her. He'd have to meet Skelly at Pandora's and get the scoop on the rendevous with Kfunn. He wondered what she wore? Short skirt, black stiletto heels? Hair straight?
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It was the summer of 2006. Alberto loomed on the horizon as she drove into sleepy Grayton Beach. She thought of all the days she'd spent in the sunn and she thought of..........all the men's bumms she would see. How soon could she wait until she graced the Red Bar and.........saw barefootguy, as his friends called him. The last time she'd seen him, he'd been stung by a jellyfish, and DuneDog, the lifeguard, had peed on the sting to stop the pain. She wished she could think of SunnyDaze and not have such a yearning to see him again. She parked her car outside the...........Big Daddy's Bike Shop and Kayak rental...and went inside. She saw Karen, a friend from Seasider High, who was now married to an eyemd. They hugged and she asked....is Bill around? She was thinking of inviting him over to the Wash-A-Way, but she was not sure he would want to come. Maybe she should rent a kayak, but then she remembered..........and would she have her equally hott friend, Darlene? Darlene was a legend in her own right. Let's just say, the lady was stacked. As a matter of fact she was a Brick House. For once Skelly may have met his match...........
... that the Sunn would be ruining the funn by sending the temps soaring to above 102F degrees for the afternoon. She also thought about the taste of salt in her mouth from swimming in the Gulf yesterday. Her lips had swollen like the lips on a fish. Earlier that morning, datafox42 had sent her a love note on her myspace page. He wanted to meet her for a cup of tea at...the Frothy Frog, but feared her lips would frighten him away. She'd been dreaminofFL for so long, and now that she was here, it somehow seemed surreal as she stared at the...
...beautiful calming water. She decided to ditch datafox and instead began walking down the beach in search of...sand fleas so she could catch her some pompano! Miss Kitty saw her looking for sand fleas and yelled: Pompano's runnin! Just then, she saw SJ, her old friend from reform school, strolling down the beach in what looked like a speedo. What did the suit say on the back? It looked like "Juicy"! She couldn't be sure. When he got closer, she asked him if he thought she should call Bill. SJ told her that Bill was now going by the name Atlanta Bo and that he thought he had a girlfriend from Shreveport. He said he thought she was a cocktail waitress on one of the boats. SJ couldn't figure out what had happened to her lips. He kept asking if she'd had Botox injections while she was away being a nunn. She tried to explain that..........she fell on her friend Pandora's deck and got splinters in her lips, as she was fleeing from a group of men dressed in chain gang outfits late one evening! She realized as she bumped into a woman dressed as a Mermaid, and a Kitty with purple hair it was a Blue Orleans masquerade party that.......she had stumbled upon and that maybe she would find barefootguy here. SantaRosaPete was disguised as a Duchess, and she couldn't help but laugh. It was a breezy evening and even though she was exhausted, she squinted through the crowd and saw.......an even more bizzare sight. She thought she saw Ted Kennedy, dressed as a Hooters Girl, with a strange tattoo on his arm, serving buffalo wings! On closer observation she realized, it was the Girl that dwelled in the Inlet, that had the strange dancing chicken as a pet! Would this crazy night never end? Would she search for Bill.......and ask him about his name change and Shreveport girlfriend? Last she heard, he was living waynorthof30A and she wasn't sure he could find his way to the Wash A Way because he'd always been directionally challenged.actually did find his way, but when he got there it was a maze of crazy people...partying like it was their last night...Bill had no worries, however because he lived there...and could gloat and party with abandon..but all at once he realized...... He'd always had a tendency to drink a little too much rumm and he......was now addicted to Jello Shooters and the vixen that had lured him to them. She called herself JFunn he was pretty sure the J wasn't short for................Jager or Jen-ay. Jen-ay had once been his lover, but JFunn was a totally different woman. A woman of mystery, a woman with a past. Still, he wasn't sure... why was there an extra N in Funn.........and why could these otherwise gorgeous sea nymphs not spell?!? He knew they both had something in common, they both had attended ROU.......and although they never made the dean's list, or graduated for that matter, he knew they knew their way around a shot glass. Who cared about education or spelling when the promise of the secret pleasure ;-) hung as heavy as Spanish......Mex....LATINO moss on the live oaks. The summer evening was turning out to be much more than he expected and even though he was in an alcohol induced fog, he saw HER through the crowd. He'd have to think about Jfunn later. It was HER. She hadn't changed at all, in fact all those years at the convent agreed with her. Had she had her lips Botoxed? She looked great! She had on some really low slung jeans and a tank top that said "How do you spell funn?" Real tight across her ta-ta's. When she turned around, he could see that the jeans left little to the imagination and the back of the tank top said, "The otter flies at midnight". He'd have to ask her.......Do Otters fly?!? But that could wait. He wanted to ask her if she remembered when they were kids and used to watch skyking and play pirate with Jill who later turned into indigojill and became a big old hippie. Somehow, it seemed so long ago--another lifetime ago. Now, she stood here in front of him and he looked into her eyes and said............My God... you look even more beautiful than I remember...... how long has it been?? She stared deeply into his eyes without saying a word. It was as if she couldn't speak, her breath deepened. She had thought about this moment over and over in her mind and now it was really happening. Just as she was about to speak, beerman approached to see if Bill wanted to head down to the beach where BlueMtnBeachVagrant was giving a speech on Seawalls and teaching windsurfer lessons. But Bill did not answer.....his eyes fixated on Alberto's lips. "What is going on with those lips????" he thought to himself. Alberto whispered....."Let's go for a walk on the beach.... I have some jello shots in my purse", she smiled and he took her hand.
Chapter 2
It had been a long time since Patrick had seen Driftwood like this on the beach. There was tonns of it! Lisa at the Beach had always told him that he'd see this phenomenon one day. But since he'd been living about 1000miles away, he hadn't thought about it. He just kept thinking what would it be like to meet Skelly in person and what would Skelly think of all this driftwood?
But did he really care what Skelly thought of the driftwood situation? There were so many more interesting things about Grayton..like the coin slot at Pandoras...how much better could it get? Skelly was sure to be impressed by that and.....he'd surely have some good "juicy" stories about Kimmifunn since he'd met her. He'd have to meet Skelly at Pandora's and get the scoop on the rendevous with Kfunn. He wondered what she wore? Short skirt, black stiletto heels? Hair straight?
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Chapter 2
It had been a long time since Patrick had seen Driftwood like this on the beach. There was tonns of it! Lisa at the Beach had always told him that he'd see this phenomenon one day. But since he'd been living about 1000miles away, he hadn't thought about it. He just kept thinking what would it be like to meet Skelly in person and what would Skelly think of all this driftwood?
But did he really care what Skelly thought of the driftwood situation? There were so many more interesting things about Grayton..like the coin slot at Pandoras...how much better could it get? Skelly was sure to be impressed by that and.....he'd surely have some good "juicy" stories about Kimmifunn since he'd met her. He'd have to meet Skelly at Pandora's and get the scoop on the rendevous with Kfunn. He wondered what she wore? Short skirt, black stiletto heels? Hair straight?.....and would she have her equally hott friend, Darlene? Darlene was a legend in her own right. Let's just say, the lady was stacked. As a matter of fact she was a Brick House. For once Skelly may have met his match...........because Darlene could Roll with the best of them.
Patrick had no idea what was in store for him as he strolled into Pandora's. As he looked around, he saw a girl with some mighty short shorts and told her, "Pull those shorts down girl!" She quickly replied....
It had been a long time since Patrick had seen Driftwood like this on the beach. There was tonns of it! Lisa at the Beach had always told him that he'd see this phenomenon one day. But since he'd been living about 1000miles away, he hadn't thought about it. He just kept thinking what would it be like to meet Skelly in person and what would Skelly think of all this driftwood?
But did he really care what Skelly thought of the driftwood situation? There were so many more interesting things about Grayton..like the coin slot at Pandoras...how much better could it get? Skelly was sure to be impressed by that and.....he'd surely have some good "juicy" stories about Kimmifunn since he'd met her. He'd have to meet Skelly at Pandora's and get the scoop on the rendevous with Kfunn. He wondered what she wore? Short skirt, black stiletto heels? Hair straight?.....and would she have her equally hott friend, Darlene? Darlene was a legend in her own right. Let's just say, the lady was stacked. As a matter of fact she was a Brick House. For once Skelly may have met his match...........because Darlene could Roll with the best of them.
Patrick had no idea what was in store for him as he strolled into Pandora's. As he looked around, he saw a girl with some mighty short shorts and told her, "Pull those shorts down girl!" She quickly replied....
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Chapter 2
It had been a long time since Patrick had seen Driftwood like this on the beach. There was tonns of it! Lisa at the Beach had always told him that he'd see this phenomenon one day. But since he'd been living about 1000miles away, he hadn't thought about it. He just kept thinking what would it be like to meet Skelly in person and what would Skelly think of all this driftwood?
But did he really care what Skelly thought of the driftwood situation? There were so many more interesting things about Grayton..like the coin slot at Pandoras...how much better could it get? Skelly was sure to be impressed by that and.....he'd surely have some good "juicy" stories about Kimmifunn since he'd met her. He'd have to meet Skelly at Pandora's and get the scoop on the rendevous with Kfunn. He wondered what she wore? Short skirt, black stiletto heels? Hair straight?.....and would she have her equally hott friend, Darlene? Darlene was a legend in her own right. Let's just say, the lady was stacked. As a matter of fact she was a Brick House. For once Skelly may have met his match...........because Darlene could Roll with the best of them.
Patrick had no idea what was in store for him as he strolled into Pandora's. As he looked around, he saw a girl with some mighty short shorts and told her, "Pull those shorts down girl!" She quickly replied "I was wondering why they kept playing The Steve Miller Bands "Big Ole Bare Vagina" on the jukebox...:idontno:
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Chapter 2But then the music and the mood changed, Waco Ramblers were starting their first set, and Patrick felt his pulse react....Darlene was coming towards him.....
It had been a long time since Patrick had seen Driftwood like this on the beach. There was tonns of it! Lisa at the Beach had always told him that he'd see this phenomenon one day. But since he'd been living about 1000miles away, he hadn't thought about it. He just kept thinking what would it be like to meet Skelly in person and what would Skelly think of all this driftwood?
But did he really care what Skelly thought of the driftwood situation? There were so many more interesting things about Grayton..like the coin slot at Pandoras...how much better could it get? Skelly was sure to be impressed by that and.....he'd surely have some good "juicy" stories about Kimmifunn since he'd met her. He'd have to meet Skelly at Pandora's and get the scoop on the rendevous with Kfunn. He wondered what she wore? Short skirt, black stiletto heels? Hair straight?.....and would she have her equally hott friend, Darlene? Darlene was a legend in her own right. Let's just say, the lady was stacked. As a matter of fact she was a Brick House. For once Skelly may have met his match...........because Darlene could Roll with the best of them.
Patrick had no idea what was in store for him as he strolled into Pandora's. As he looked around, he saw a girl with some mighty short shorts and told her, "Pull those shorts down girl!" She quickly replied "I was wondering why they kept playing The Steve Miller Bands "Big Ole Bare Vagina" on the jukebox...:idontno:
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It had been a long time since Patrick had seen Driftwood like this on the beach. There was tonns of it! Lisa at the Beach had always told him that he'd see this phenomenon one day. But since he'd been living about 1000miles away, he hadn't thought about it. He just kept thinking what would it be like to meet Skelly in person and what would Skelly think of all this driftwood?
But did he really care what Skelly thought of the driftwood situation? There were so many more interesting things about Grayton..like the coin slot at Pandoras...how much better could it get? Skelly was sure to be impressed by that and.....he'd surely have some good "juicy" stories about Kimmifunn since he'd met her. He'd have to meet Skelly at Pandora's and get the scoop on the rendevous with Kfunn. He wondered what she wore? Short skirt, black stiletto heels? Hair straight?.....and would she have her equally hott friend, Darlene? Darlene was a legend in her own right. Let's just say, the lady was stacked. As a matter of fact she was a Brick House. For once Skelly may have met his match...........because Darlene could Roll with the best of them.
Patrick had no idea what was in store for him as he strolled into Pandora's. As he looked around, he saw a girl with some mighty short shorts and told her, "Pull those shorts down girl!" She quickly replied "I was wondering why they kept playing The Steve Miller Bands "Big Ole Bare Vagina" on the jukebox...:idontno:But then the music and the mood changed, Waco Ramblers were starting their first set, and Patrick felt his pulse react....Darlene was coming towards him.....with a keg. Surely she didn't think they could float that thing tonite. Not even with the help of the Waco Ramblers and a few of their rowdy friends. He thought he saw one of the Ramblers giving Darlene the eye and figured he better claim his stake. He reminded the Rambler, "You've got yourselves a new Redneck in town". "Ain't nobody gonna move in on my territory." Just then, Darlene did some sort of weird "headstand" and started downing the Natty Light. At the urging of the gathering crowd she..........
But did he really care what Skelly thought of the driftwood situation? There were so many more interesting things about Grayton..like the coin slot at Pandoras...how much better could it get? Skelly was sure to be impressed by that and.....he'd surely have some good "juicy" stories about Kimmifunn since he'd met her. He'd have to meet Skelly at Pandora's and get the scoop on the rendevous with Kfunn. He wondered what she wore? Short skirt, black stiletto heels? Hair straight?.....and would she have her equally hott friend, Darlene? Darlene was a legend in her own right. Let's just say, the lady was stacked. As a matter of fact she was a Brick House. For once Skelly may have met his match...........because Darlene could Roll with the best of them.
Patrick had no idea what was in store for him as he strolled into Pandora's. As he looked around, he saw a girl with some mighty short shorts and told her, "Pull those shorts down girl!" She quickly replied "I was wondering why they kept playing The Steve Miller Bands "Big Ole Bare Vagina" on the jukebox...:idontno:But then the music and the mood changed, Waco Ramblers were starting their first set, and Patrick felt his pulse react....Darlene was coming towards him.....with a keg. Surely she didn't think they could float that thing tonite. Not even with the help of the Waco Ramblers and a few of their rowdy friends. He thought he saw one of the Ramblers giving Darlene the eye and figured he better claim his stake. He reminded the Rambler, "You've got yourselves a new Redneck in town". "Ain't nobody gonna move in on my territory." Just then, Darlene did some sort of weird "headstand" and started downing the Natty Light. At the urging of the gathering crowd she..........
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It had been a long time since Patrick had seen Driftwood like this on the beach. There was tonns of it! Lisa at the Beach had always told him that he'd see this phenomenon one day. But since he'd been living about 1000miles away, he hadn't thought about it. He just kept thinking what would it be like to meet Skelly in person and what would Skelly think of all this driftwood?
But did he really care what Skelly thought of the driftwood situation? There were so many more interesting things about Grayton..like the coin slot at Pandoras...how much better could it get? Skelly was sure to be impressed by that and.....he'd surely have some good "juicy" stories about Kimmifunn since he'd met her. He'd have to meet Skelly at Pandora's and get the scoop on the rendevous with Kfunn. He wondered what she wore? Short skirt, black stiletto heels? Hair straight?.....and would she have her equally hott friend, Darlene? Darlene was a legend in her own right. Let's just say, the lady was stacked. As a matter of fact she was a Brick House. For once Skelly may have met his match...........because Darlene could Roll with the best of them.
Patrick had no idea what was in store for him as he strolled into Pandora's. As he looked around, he saw a girl with some mighty short shorts and told her, "Pull those shorts down girl!" She quickly replied "I was wondering why they kept playing The Steve Miller Bands "Big Ole Bare Vagina" on the jukebox...:idontno:But then the music and the mood changed, Waco Ramblers were starting their first set, and Patrick felt his pulse react....Darlene was coming towards him.....with a keg. Surely she didn't think they could float that thing tonite. Not even with the help of the Waco Ramblers and a few of their rowdy friends. He thought he saw one of the Ramblers giving Darlene the eye and figured he better claim his stake. He reminded the Rambler, "You've got yourselves a new Redneck in town". "Ain't nobody gonna move in on my territory." Just then, Darlene did some sort of weird "headstand" and started downing the Natty Light. At the urging of the gathering crowd she turned the spout on them. AMP22, abe drinkin, and beerman were in the crowd and had a contest to see who could catch the most. Then it started to
But did he really care what Skelly thought of the driftwood situation? There were so many more interesting things about Grayton..like the coin slot at Pandoras...how much better could it get? Skelly was sure to be impressed by that and.....he'd surely have some good "juicy" stories about Kimmifunn since he'd met her. He'd have to meet Skelly at Pandora's and get the scoop on the rendevous with Kfunn. He wondered what she wore? Short skirt, black stiletto heels? Hair straight?.....and would she have her equally hott friend, Darlene? Darlene was a legend in her own right. Let's just say, the lady was stacked. As a matter of fact she was a Brick House. For once Skelly may have met his match...........because Darlene could Roll with the best of them.
Patrick had no idea what was in store for him as he strolled into Pandora's. As he looked around, he saw a girl with some mighty short shorts and told her, "Pull those shorts down girl!" She quickly replied "I was wondering why they kept playing The Steve Miller Bands "Big Ole Bare Vagina" on the jukebox...:idontno:But then the music and the mood changed, Waco Ramblers were starting their first set, and Patrick felt his pulse react....Darlene was coming towards him.....with a keg. Surely she didn't think they could float that thing tonite. Not even with the help of the Waco Ramblers and a few of their rowdy friends. He thought he saw one of the Ramblers giving Darlene the eye and figured he better claim his stake. He reminded the Rambler, "You've got yourselves a new Redneck in town". "Ain't nobody gonna move in on my territory." Just then, Darlene did some sort of weird "headstand" and started downing the Natty Light. At the urging of the gathering crowd she turned the spout on them. AMP22, abe drinkin, and beerman were in the crowd and had a contest to see who could catch the most. Then it started to
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
It had been a long time since Patrick had seen Driftwood like this on the beach. There was tonns of it! Lisa at the Beach had always told him that he'd see this phenomenon one day. But since he'd been living about 1000miles away, he hadn't thought about it. He just kept thinking what would it be like to meet Skelly in person and what would Skelly think of all this driftwood?
But did he really care what Skelly thought of the driftwood situation? There were so many more interesting things about Grayton..like the coin slot at Pandoras...how much better could it get? Skelly was sure to be impressed by that and.....he'd surely have some good "juicy" stories about Kimmifunn since he'd met her. He'd have to meet Skelly at Pandora's and get the scoop on the rendevous with Kfunn. He wondered what she wore? Short skirt, black stiletto heels? Hair straight?.....and would she have her equally hott friend, Darlene? Darlene was a legend in her own right. Let's just say, the lady was stacked. As a matter of fact she was a Brick House. For once Skelly may have met his match...........because Darlene could Roll with the best of them.
Patrick had no idea what was in store for him as he strolled into Pandora's. As he looked around, he saw a girl with some mighty short shorts and told her, "Pull those shorts down girl!" She quickly replied "I was wondering why they kept playing The Steve Miller Bands "Big Ole Bare Vagina" on the jukebox...:idontno:But then the music and the mood changed, Waco Ramblers were starting their first set, and Patrick felt his pulse react....Darlene was coming towards him.....with a keg. Surely she didn't think they could float that thing tonite. Not even with the help of the Waco Ramblers and a few of their rowdy friends. He thought he saw one of the Ramblers giving Darlene the eye and figured he better claim his stake. He reminded the Rambler, "You've got yourselves a new Redneck in town". "Ain't nobody gonna move in on my territory." Just then, Darlene did some sort of weird "headstand" and started downing the Natty Light. At the urging of the gathering crowd she turned the spout on them. AMP22, abe drinkin, and beerman were in the crowd and had a contest to see who could catch the most. Then it started to
get a little chilly inside that joint. Smokin' JOe had been to the North Pole and he brought back that cold weather with him. Man did he have a Pole too...yes, it was a big one and it had a big ole silver ball on the top of it. Everyone stood in awe staring at the size of that thing. Smokin' JOe thought the pole really impressed Darlene, and he wanted to see her "kegstand" that keg, but she politely told him "Smokin' JOe, I have told you before that I don't like to do it standing on my head, I like to do it standing up!". So SJ, as he is affectionately called, turned and walked away only to be......
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Only you can finish this Darlene....:funn:
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Chapter 2 went south real fast!!! :floor:
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Chapter 2 went south real fast!!! :floor:no miss K...it went north..as in north pole.....😱 :floor:
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Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Chapter 2 went south real fast!!! :floor:
That is only because the resident wicked darlene wrote some of the second chapter. :lol:
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That is only because the resident wicked darlene wrote some of the second chapter. :lol:
I think we're waiting for you to write some more!! 😀
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
get a little chilly inside that joint. Smokin' JOe had been to the North Pole and he brought back that cold weather with him. Man did he have a Pole too...yes, it was a big one and it had a big ole silver ball on the top of it. Everyone stood in awe staring at the size of that thing. Smokin' JOe thought the pole really impressed Darlene, and he wanted to see her "kegstand" that keg, but she politely told him "Smokin' JOe, I have told you before that I don't like to do it standing on my head, I like to do it standing up!". So SJ, as he is affectionately called, turned and walked away only to be......
looking into the eye's of a woman named Stace. Well, SJ wasn't exactly looking into her eye's because there were two other thing's that caught his eye that night. There they were, in person, not in a picture that had been seen many, many times, but the real things. He couldn't take his eye's off of them. They were the envy of many a woman. Perfect. The kind we all wish for. But now, they were there, and he was so excited. Perhaps Stace would be impressed by the size of the Pole, with the big silver ball on top of it. But much to SJ's dismay, Stace was not impressed either. He would have to keep looking for he knew that someone, someday would be impressed with it.
Upon arriving home from Pandora's, SJ decided he would log on to his myspace and see if there were any requests for new friends. You see, this had become a new obession for SJ. There were so many new requests for friends he couldn't keep up. However, there was one that caught his eye. Her name was Ashley and by the looks of her, he just knew that his Pole with the big silver ball on it would surely impress her. So SJ did, indeed invite her to be his friend. He waited with baited breath to see if she would comment him. Finally, she did....and to SJ's shock, she had already heard about his pole with the big silver ball on it. That's right, her comment was...."Oh, SJ, I heard about your Pole with the big silver ball on it and I just have to see it. When can we get together?" SJ, could hardly breathe, he was so excited that finally, someone would like his Pole with the silver ball on it! He said "To He** with that Darlene and Staci...who need's them! Ashley will love it! So he commented Ashley on her myspace and asked her to meet him at the Red Bar for a Guiness or two. He waited anxiously for her reply.......
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