Chinese Laundry

BWHAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes:

"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note:

"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him:

"I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES! USE MORE PAPER ON A$$!!!"

speaking of laundry - i threw mr audie's cashmere sweater i got for him in the washer by mistake last night. ummmmmm it disintegrated........

cashmere...good god that was a costly mistake!

It's the cause of many a dryer fire. MAN-go had one Saturday. 16 fire trucks and burnt undies.

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I have not done my own laundry in over 15 years. I drop it off at the wash 'n fold once a week. Takes a minute to drop it off before work, a minute to pick it up after work, and a minute to put it away when I get home; already folded and on hangers.HOWEVER....
Yesterday I wanted to ask about my leather/suede jacket that I had worn to a party. It had food stains, beer stains and soda stains on it.
So I asked as I laid my regular laundry on the counter, "I've got stains all over my leather, can you help?"
She took a step back, looked sick, shook her head and said "NO!" followed by "Eeww!"
I didn't get it at first, then bust out laughing. I had to bring it in from the car to show her. Hmmm, :scratch::scratch: :scratch:
I can't imagine what she was thinking :nono1:
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my suggestion - buy a new one.....

You burnt Mr Mango's undies in the dryer and it took took 16 fire trucks to put them out? OMG! :funn: :shock: That's sad.:funn:
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You're right! I'm sorry!

But the look on her face was priceless!:funn: :funn: :funn:

Meanwhile, my leather Florida State Jacket still has food stains on it and the dry cleaner says I need to get it professionally cleaned by a leather expert....Anyone have suggestions how I can do it myself?

dka

Wasn't Mr. Mango's undies silly. It was in one his stores that he services.




Any pics of her face when you brought the jacket in?
I get food all over my clothes and I had a leather professionally cleaned.
1) It's expensive to do so, but it was a gift and I had to, but it came out really stiff. You may want to try some leather cleaner
or just buy a new one. ;-)

and this is a problem ???

and this is a problem ???

And you called ME naughty?:nono1: :nono1: :funn: :funn:

• i was giggling just typing that !

excuse me - ask anyone - i am sweet and innocent and quiet.....

• i was giggling just typing that !

excuse me - ask anyone - i am sweet and innocent and quiet.....

• i was giggling just typing that !

giggling or chortling???:rofl: ...or giving a wicked laugh???

giggling or chortling???:rofl: ...or giving a wicked laugh???