"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
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3SWGB
Dear Wife,
Enjoy this gift certificate to the Dollar tree. You'd have gotten those diamond earrings for Christmas if you'd grabbed the ladder and not the camera.
Signed,
Your loving husband
Enjoy this gift certificate to the Dollar tree. You'd have gotten those diamond earrings for Christmas if you'd grabbed the ladder and not the camera.
Signed,
Your loving husband
Beach Fanatic
That is funny- yea, I would have stopped too.
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Some people need glasses :roll:
I think it is too funny, but I am glad to know there are still concerned citizens out there
I think it is too funny, but I am glad to know there are still concerned citizens out there

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