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So, besides my column in the Independent Florida Alligator today (found online here The Independent Florida Alligator: Opinion - Obama to decide fate of Afghan War), there was another really good column published today:biggrin:

I hope no one takes offense to the following column. After all, who on this board isn't guilty of both writing idiotic statements and failing to stop idiotic statements and ideas by giving them room to breathe?
Again, some may take offense to the examples Mr. Morford uses, but it's the end message that is important.

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HOW TO TALK TO COMPLETE IDIOTS

by MARK MORFORD-San Francisco Chronicle

There are three basic ways to talk to complete idiots.

The first is to assail them with facts, truths, scientific data, the commonsensical obviousness of it all. You do this in the very reasonable expectation that it will nudge them away from the ledge of their more ridiculous and paranoid misconceptions because, well, they're facts, after all, and who can dispute those?

Why, idiots can, that's who. It is exactly this sort of logical, levelheaded appeal to reason and mental acuity that's doomed to fail, simply because in the idiotosphere, facts are lies and truth is always dubious, whereas hysteria and alarmism resulting in mysterious undercarriage rashes are the only things to be relied upon.

Examples? Endless. You may, for instance, attempt to explain evolution to an extreme fundamentalist Christian. You may offer up carbon dating, the fossil record, glaciers, any one of 10,000 irrefutable proofs. You may even dare to talk about the Bible as the clever, completely manufactured, man-made piece of heavily politicized, massively edited, literary myth-making it so very much is, using all sorts of sound academic evidence and historical record.

You are, of course, insane beyond belief to try this, but sometimes you just can't help it. To the educated mind, it seems inconceivable that millions of people will choose rabid ignorance and childish fantasy over, say, a polar bear. Permafrost. Rocks. Nag Hammadi. But they will, and they do. Faced with this mountain of factual obviousness, the bewildered fundamentalist will merely leap back as if you just jabbed him with a flaming homosexual cattle prod, and then fall into a swoon about how neat it is that angels can fly.

But it's not just the fundamentalists. This Rule of Idiocy also explains why, when you show certain jumpy, conservative Americans the irrefutable facts about, say, skyrocketing health care costs that are draining their bank accounts, and then show how Obama's rather modest overhaul is meant to save members of all ages and genders and party affiliations a significant amount of money while providing basic insurance for their family, they, too, will scream and kick like a child made to eat a single bite of broccoli.

Remember, facts do not matter. The actual Obama plan itself does not matter. Fear of change, fear of the "Other," fear of the scary black socialist president, fear that yet another important shift is taking place that they cannot understand and which therefore makes them thrash around like a trapped animal? This is all that matters.

This is why, even when you whip out, say, a fresh article by the goodly old Washington Post -- not exactly a bastion of lopsided liberalthink -- one that breaks down the rather brutal truth about the real cost of health care in this country, it will likely be hurled back in your face as an obvious piece of liberal propaganda. Go ahead, try it. Or better yet, don't.

Option two is to try to speak their language, dumb yourself down, engage on the idiot's level as you try to figure out how their minds work -- or more accurately, don't work -- so you can better empathize and find a shred of common ground and maybe, just maybe, inch the human experiment forward.

This is, as you already sense, a dangerous trap, pure intellectual quicksand. It almost never works, and just makes you feel gross and slimy. Nevertheless, plenty of shrewd political strategists believe that the best way for Obama and the Dems to get their message across regarding everything from health care reform to new environmental regulation, would be to steal a page from the Glenn Beck/Karl Rove/sociopath's playbook, and start getting stupid.

It's all about the bogus catchphrases, the sound bites, the emotional punches-to-the-gut. Death panels! Rationing! Fetus farms! Puppy shredders! Commie medicine! Gay apocalypse! Forced vaccinations! Exposed nipples during prime-time! Let one of these inane, completely wrong but oh-so-haunting verbal ticks bite into the below-average American brainstem, and watch your cause bleed all over the headlines.

The big snag here is that the Dems, unlike the Republican Party, aren't really beholden to a radical, mal-educated base of fundamentalist crazies to keep them afloat. Truly, the political success of the liberal agenda does not depend on the irrational, Bible-crazed "value voter" who's terrified of gays, believes astronomy is a hoax and thinks Jesus spoke perfect English and really liked giving hugs.

In other words, there really is little point in the liberals adopting this strategy, save for the fact that the major media eats it up and it might serve to counterbalance some of the more ridiculous conservative catchphrases. What's more, it could also give the whiny, bickering Dems something slightly cohesive to rally around -- because the truth is, the Democratic Party isn't all that bright, either.

And now we come to option three, easily the finest and most successful approach of all. Alas, it also remains the most difficult to pull off. No one is exactly sure why.

The absolute best way to speak to complete idiots is, of course, not to speak to them at all.

That is, you work around them, ignore them completely, disregard the rants and the spittle and the misspelled protest signs and the fervent prayers for apocalypse on Fox News. Complete refusal to take the fringe nutballs even the slightest bit seriously is the only way to make true progress.

This also happens to be the invaluable advice of one Frank Schaeffer, noted author and a former fundamentalist nutball himself, who made a simply superb appearance on Rachel Maddow's show recently, wherein he offered up one of the most articulate, fantastic takedowns of the fundamentalist idiot's mindset in recent history. It's a must-watch. Do it. Do it now.

Now, you may argue that, while Schaeffer may be dead right and also rather deserving of being quoted far and wide, it's also true that calling people stupid is no way to advance the debate, and is itself rather childish and stupid. And you'd be absolutely right.

But you'd also be missing the point. When you ignore the idiots completely, you are not calling them anything at all. You are not trying to advance any sort of argument, because there is no debate taking place. You are simply bypassing the giant pothole of ignorance entirely.

You are not kowtowing to the least educated of your voting bloc, like the GOP is so desparetely fond of doing. You are not trying to give the idiotosphere equal weight in the discussion. As Schaeffer says, "You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot." By employing option three, you are doing the only humane thing left to do: you are letting the idiotosphere eat itself alive.

Do it for the children, won't you?


Read more: How to talk to complete idiots / Three basic options. Choose wisely, lest you go totally insane

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30ashopper avatar
SoWal Insider
#27
The article was backhanded slap in the face of all the people the writer hates, veiled in some sort of "step above it all" lesson for life. The purpose was to give passing to the writers insults, nothing more.

Please don't complain the next time someone posts a chain letter denigrating you or people you know on this board if you're going to defend tripe like this.
30ashopper avatar
SoWal Insider
#28
Someday, you'll realize that a few views and opinions you hold are actually just as insulting to others as you're insulted by some of the statements in this article.

Of course I knew some on this board would take offense. Heck, I was insulted by a few sentences. This is why I pleaded for the readers to take the message in its entirety.

The vehicle the author used to make his point (insulting your trifecta of love above) isn't nearly as important as the overall point of the article.

This is the kind of opinion journalism we can expect from future writers? This represents journalistic integrity of the highest degree? This is the level you strive to achieve in your writing? If so I weep for the future of journalism in this country.

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Beach Fanatic
#29
I can't wait to vote for you someday Matt!

With his posts here being preserved for posterity, I can't imagine a political career beyond student government.
LuciferSam avatar
Banned
#30
I've used option #3 six times on this thread alone!!!
LuciferSam avatar
Banned
#31
This is the kind of opinion journalism we can expect from future writers? This represents journalistic integrity of the highest degree? This is the level you strive to achieve in your writing? If so I weep for the future of journalism in this country.

30A why are you offended? The writer didn't criticize sanctimony and fake outrage.
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#32
The article was backhanded slap in the face of all the people the writer hates, veiled in some sort of "step above it all" lesson for life. The purpose was to give passing to the writers insults, nothing more.

Please don't complain the next time someone posts a chain letter denigrating you or people you know on this board if you're going to defend tripe like this.

No, it used a current topic to make a point. It probably wouldn't have used your poor little beleaguered group if they weren't running around talking about death panels, socialism, and the POTUS not being a native citizen.

I know it's hard, but your 2000 years of majority are quickly coming to an end. Get over it and embrace the minority or you'll just die of high blood pressure.
Beach Fanatic
#33
No, it used a current topic to make a point. It probably wouldn't have used your poor little beleaguered group if they weren't running around talking about death panels, socialism, and the POTUS not being a native citizen.

I know it's hard, but your 2000 years of majority are quickly coming to an end. Get over it and embrace the minority or you'll just die of high blood pressure.

I represented for years the "Mayor" of the French Quarter. He won the the Easter Bonnet contest. We're talking about a seriously flamboyant dude. He felt no need to compel me or others to worship his gayness, nor did he discuss religion or lack thereof (and I felt no need to inquire). I'm ok that you're gay and agnostic, alright? Do you really need me to "embrace" it for you to feel better about yourself?
Eileen West avatar
Beach Lover
#34
I've used option #3 six times on this thread alone!!!


ME too! It's taking all I can do to ignore the outrageous jibberish.

What's not to get? The far right's days are over, honey. You had your chance and you ran this country into the ditch fiscally and morally. Now get outta the way so we can try to regain some credibility in the rest of the civilized world and get our country back on the path of reasoned integrity. Fear and superstition won't work anymore. You'll have to try something else other than thumping the bible and wrapping yourself in the flag.

OK so I don't always succeed in ignoring the simplistic rage.
Eileen West avatar
Beach Lover
#35
I represented for years the "Mayor" of the French Quarter. He won the the Easter Bonnet contest. We're talking about a seriously flamboyant dude. He felt no need to compel me or others to worship his gayness, nor did he discuss religion or lack thereof (and I felt no need to inquire). I'm ok that you're gay and agnostic, alright? Do you really need me to "embrace" it for you to feel better about yourself?



I don't rmember anyone asking u 2 embrace anything. wishful thinking?
30ashopper avatar
SoWal Insider
#36
30A why are you offended? The writer didn't criticize sanctimony and fake outrage.

I just can't believe anyone would defend this as quality journalism, I'd think you'd have better luck defending the spam in my inbox.

Clearly this article resonated with people here. I wonder if it was the intolerance, negativity, and insults that resonated rather than the mediocre point the author tried to pawn off as justification for publishing it? You don't see me championing points in the lastest email birther spam post do you, so I think I will stay sanctimonious, thank you very much.
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#37
I represented for years the "Mayor" of the French Quarter. He won the the Easter Bonnet contest. We're talking about a seriously flamboyant dude. He felt no need to compel me or others to worship his gayness, nor did he discuss religion or lack thereof (and I felt no need to inquire). I'm ok that you're gay and agnostic, alright? Do you really need me to "embrace" it for you to feel better about yourself?

I'm not really sure what you are talking about. Until now there's been no discussion of homosexuality.

My point was that white christians are losing their majority and it seems to be scaring the hell out of them. Minorities have traditionally used fear as a rallying tool and that seems to be the case in America today.
Beach Fanatic
#38
I don't rmember anyone asking u 2 embrace anything. wishful thinking?

Whaddyasay you go back and read it again?
Eileen West avatar
Beach Lover
#39
Whaddyasay you go back and read it again?


You're right, full time. I missed the "embrace the minorities" part. I'll read more carefully.
Banned
#40
I represented for years the "Mayor" of the French Quarter. He won the the Easter Bonnet contest. We're talking about a seriously flamboyant dude. He felt no need to compel me or others to worship his gayness, nor did he discuss religion or lack thereof (and I felt no need to inquire). I'm ok that you're gay and agnostic, alright? Do you really need me to "embrace" it for you to feel better about yourself?

Whoa, are you trying to say that SWGB is a homosexual? :shock: How in the hell did I miss that one, all this time I thought he was just happy to be here. I've got to pay more attention, what clues did I miss?:roll:
Beach Fanatic
#41
Whoa, are you trying to say that SWGB is a homosexual? :shock: How in the hell did I miss that one, all this time I thought he was just happy to be here. I've got to pay more attention, what clues did I miss?:roll:

I'm sorry Poppy - do you need a pat on the back and Christianity is bad and gay is good pep talk as well?
Teresa avatar
SoWal Guide
#42
I've used option #3 six times on this thread alone!!!

me too:floor:. the real trick is when you see a future thread that is so BS - and you just skip it entirely and never look back.
No, it used a current topic to make a point. It probably wouldn't have used your poor little beleaguered group if they weren't running around talking about death panels, socialism, and the POTUS not being a native citizen.

I know it's hard, but your 2000 years of majority are quickly coming to an end. Get over it and embrace the minority or you'll just die of high blood pressure.

swgb - you do have a way of telling it like it is. no BS with you. ever.:wave:

I just can't believe anyone would defend this as quality journalism, I'd think you'd have better luck defending the spam in my inbox.

Clearly this article resonated with people here. I wonder if it was the intolerance, negativity, and insults that resonated rather than the mediocre point the author tried to pawn off as justification for publishing it? You don't see me championing points in the lastest email birther spam post do you, so I think I will stay sanctimonious, thank you very much.

30Shopper - you do have a point. the article Matt passed on to us is not quality journalism. I would say its a sarcastic blog. some of us liked the point of it, but I can't say it was quality journalism.

while I agree that the piece isn't exactly high end journalism, I need to say that this guy was not talking about any one specific issue but was talking about his own frustration trying to have an intelligent conversation with extreme "nutjobs". it is only one opinion. I can relate - and you probably can as well. that particular group has not helped the cause of the Republican Party (in fact I believe this group has weakened the Rep party greatly - and while I am not nor ever shall be a member of the Rep party - I know that a weakened party is not healthy for the country). there is an extreme group on the Democrat/liberal side but I swear I don't know who they are and I have no idea what they stand for - I've ignored them just as consistently as I've tried to ignore the far right gun/bible toting death panel/socialist teabagging group (lord at least we have the freedom to stand for what we believe). these folks (on either side) can be very frustrating to say the least. at least the writer is offering a good coping strategy - if we'll only listen.

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MattChrist Live avatar
Beach LoverAuthor
#43
This is the kind of opinion journalism we can expect from future writers? This represents journalistic integrity of the highest degree? This is the level you strive to achieve in your writing? If so I weep for the future of journalism in this country.


No, it doesn't represent journalistic integrity of the highest degree. The article wasn't a journalistic piece- there was no reporting. It was an opinion column. More specifically, it was the opinion of one particular person. Opinions are generally biased. :yikes:

If you want quality journalism, don't turn to the opinion page. Instead, flip on the TV or pick up the paper and change the channel or paper to one that best coddles your own ideological viewpoint.

Second, I think you were referring to the author, but if those question marks were meant for me, need I remind you that I'm not a journalism student. I'm a political science student who writes an opinion column that's meant to incite discussion and debate, if not outrage by some. If opinion columnists, or commentators of any stripe are the future of journalism, then we have a problem.

Finally, remember my credo of the day, One man's idiot is another man's intellectual.
As a person who holds a center-left political view, I could have easily written that article mocking Democrats and the liberal fringe and produced the same effect. I can only imagine what a person with a genuine distaste for the left could have done.
LuciferSam avatar
Banned
#44
With his posts here being preserved for posterity, I can't imagine a political career beyond student government.

So you must be Anti-Christ.
Banned
#45
I'm sorry Poppy - do you need a pat on the back and Christianity is bad and gay is good pep talk as well?

Touch me and I'm calling the cops!
30ashopper avatar
SoWal Insider
#46
No, it doesn't represent journalistic integrity of the highest degree. The article wasn't a journalistic piece- there was no reporting. It was an opinion column. More specifically, it was the opinion of one particular person. Opinions are generally biased. :yikes:

If you want quality journalism, don't turn to the opinion page. Instead, flip on the TV or pick up the paper and change the channel or paper to one that best coddles your own ideological viewpoint.

Second, I think you were referring to the author, but if those question marks were meant for me, need I remind you that I'm not a journalism student. I'm a political science student who writes an opinion column that's meant to incite discussion and debate, if not outrage by some. If opinion columnists, or commentators of any stripe are the future of journalism, then we have a problem.

Finally, remember my credo of the day, One man's idiot is another man's intellectual.
As a person who holds a center-left political view, I could have easily written that article mocking Democrats and the liberal fringe and produced the same effect. I can only imagine what a person with a genuine distaste for the left could have done.


I get what your saying. Maybe I need to step away from politics for a while, all this negativity is really starting to wear me down. That piece makes perfect sense in the chronicle, the audience matches the attitude of the writer.
Beach Fanatic
#47
So, besides my column in the Independent Florida Alligator today (found online here The Independent Florida Alligator: Opinion - Obama to decide fate of Afghan War), there was another really good column published today:biggrin:

I hope no one takes offense to the following column. After all, who on this board isn't guilty of both writing idiotic statements and failing to stop idiotic statements and ideas by giving them room to breathe?
Again, some may take offense to the examples Mr. Morford uses, but it's the end message that is important.

_______________________________
HOW TO TALK TO COMPLETE IDIOTS

by MARK MORFORD-San Francisco Chronicle

There are three basic ways to talk to complete idiots.

The first is to assail them with facts, truths, scientific data, the commonsensical obviousness of it all. You do this in the very reasonable expectation that it will nudge them away from the ledge of their more ridiculous and paranoid misconceptions because, well, they're facts, after all, and who can dispute those?

Why, idiots can, that's who. It is exactly this sort of logical, levelheaded appeal to reason and mental acuity that's doomed to fail, simply because in the idiotosphere, facts are lies and truth is always dubious, whereas hysteria and alarmism resulting in mysterious undercarriage rashes are the only things to be relied upon.

Examples? Endless. You may, for instance, attempt to explain evolution to an extreme fundamentalist Christian. You may offer up carbon dating, the fossil record, glaciers, any one of 10,000 irrefutable proofs. You may even dare to talk about the Bible as the clever, completely manufactured, man-made piece of heavily politicized, massively edited, literary myth-making it so very much is, using all sorts of sound academic evidence and historical record.

You are, of course, insane beyond belief to try this, but sometimes you just can't help it. To the educated mind, it seems inconceivable that millions of people will choose rabid ignorance and childish fantasy over, say, a polar bear. Permafrost. Rocks. Nag Hammadi. But they will, and they do. Faced with this mountain of factual obviousness, the bewildered fundamentalist will merely leap back as if you just jabbed him with a flaming homosexual cattle prod, and then fall into a swoon about how neat it is that angels can fly.

But it's not just the fundamentalists. This Rule of Idiocy also explains why, when you show certain jumpy, conservative Americans the irrefutable facts about, say, skyrocketing health care costs that are draining their bank accounts, and then show how Obama's rather modest overhaul is meant to save members of all ages and genders and party affiliations a significant amount of money while providing basic insurance for their family, they, too, will scream and kick like a child made to eat a single bite of broccoli.

Remember, facts do not matter. The actual Obama plan itself does not matter. Fear of change, fear of the "Other," fear of the scary black socialist president, fear that yet another important shift is taking place that they cannot understand and which therefore makes them thrash around like a trapped animal? This is all that matters.

This is why, even when you whip out, say, a fresh article by the goodly old Washington Post -- not exactly a bastion of lopsided liberalthink -- one that breaks down the rather brutal truth about the real cost of health care in this country, it will likely be hurled back in your face as an obvious piece of liberal propaganda. Go ahead, try it. Or better yet, don't.

Option two is to try to speak their language, dumb yourself down, engage on the idiot's level as you try to figure out how their minds work -- or more accurately, don't work -- so you can better empathize and find a shred of common ground and maybe, just maybe, inch the human experiment forward.

This is, as you already sense, a dangerous trap, pure intellectual quicksand. It almost never works, and just makes you feel gross and slimy. Nevertheless, plenty of shrewd political strategists believe that the best way for Obama and the Dems to get their message across regarding everything from health care reform to new environmental regulation, would be to steal a page from the Glenn Beck/Karl Rove/sociopath's playbook, and start getting stupid.

It's all about the bogus catchphrases, the sound bites, the emotional punches-to-the-gut. Death panels! Rationing! Fetus farms! Puppy shredders! Commie medicine! Gay apocalypse! Forced vaccinations! Exposed nipples during prime-time! Let one of these inane, completely wrong but oh-so-haunting verbal ticks bite into the below-average American brainstem, and watch your cause bleed all over the headlines.

The big snag here is that the Dems, unlike the Republican Party, aren't really beholden to a radical, mal-educated base of fundamentalist crazies to keep them afloat. Truly, the political success of the liberal agenda does not depend on the irrational, Bible-crazed "value voter" who's terrified of gays, believes astronomy is a hoax and thinks Jesus spoke perfect English and really liked giving hugs.

In other words, there really is little point in the liberals adopting this strategy, save for the fact that the major media eats it up and it might serve to counterbalance some of the more ridiculous conservative catchphrases. What's more, it could also give the whiny, bickering Dems something slightly cohesive to rally around -- because the truth is, the Democratic Party isn't all that bright, either.

And now we come to option three, easily the finest and most successful approach of all. Alas, it also remains the most difficult to pull off. No one is exactly sure why.

The absolute best way to speak to complete idiots is, of course, not to speak to them at all.

That is, you work around them, ignore them completely, disregard the rants and the spittle and the misspelled protest signs and the fervent prayers for apocalypse on Fox News. Complete refusal to take the fringe nutballs even the slightest bit seriously is the only way to make true progress.

This also happens to be the invaluable advice of one Frank Schaeffer, noted author and a former fundamentalist nutball himself, who made a simply superb appearance on Rachel Maddow's show recently, wherein he offered up one of the most articulate, fantastic takedowns of the fundamentalist idiot's mindset in recent history. It's a must-watch. Do it. Do it now.

Now, you may argue that, while Schaeffer may be dead right and also rather deserving of being quoted far and wide, it's also true that calling people stupid is no way to advance the debate, and is itself rather childish and stupid. And you'd be absolutely right.

But you'd also be missing the point. When you ignore the idiots completely, you are not calling them anything at all. You are not trying to advance any sort of argument, because there is no debate taking place. You are simply bypassing the giant pothole of ignorance entirely.

You are not kowtowing to the least educated of your voting bloc, like the GOP is so desparetely fond of doing. You are not trying to give the idiotosphere equal weight in the discussion. As Schaeffer says, "You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot." By employing option three, you are doing the only humane thing left to do: you are letting the idiotosphere eat itself alive.

Do it for the children, won't you?


Read more: How to talk to complete idiots / Three basic options. Choose wisely, lest you go totally insane

This big bunch of Po(o)p(p)y was written in the style of Satan (fer) for a bunch of Bo(o)bs to feel better about themselves by denigrating others. :floor:

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Beach Fanatic
#48
It's understandable for Matt to lean left. He's young.

Historically, the young have leaned left. However, give him 30 years of working, paying taxes, having kids, etc and he'll be leaning way right.
Bob avatar
SoWal Insider
#49
It's understandable for Matt to lean left. He's young.

Historically, the young have leaned left. However, give him 30 years of working, paying taxes, having kids, etc and he'll be leaning way right.
matt, you been called young and dumb. you need to age yourself, become self righteous, callous, and greedy.
Matt J avatar
SWGB
#50
matt, you been called young and dumb. you need to age yourself, become self righteous, callous, and greedy.

A little racist never hurt.

Here's a time line to explain where some of the posters are coming from.

Banned
#51
This big bunch of Po(o)p(p)y was written in the style of Satan (fer) for a bunch of Bo(o)bs to feel better about themselves by denigrating others. :floor:

I feel truly honored to be mentioned in the same sentence with two of the most distinguished writers of our day. Men who portray through their insightful poetry the struggles of modern man. The directors of the Ronald Reagan library have declared these men to be National Treasures in recognition of their effort to educate the masses on the stupidity of the extreme religious right wing takeover of the conservative movement. I could go on but I'm sure I'm embarassing these two shy and humble individuals so I will just say thank you, thank you, thank you. :wave:

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