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kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
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Courteousy of a certain little fur ball we all know and love. 😀

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes
little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting.

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails
everyone about what it did.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be
back.

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then
slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't
care.

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy
... then discards it through Windows.

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audiefartblossom
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:rolling:
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Ritamargarita brocolia
#3
:lolabove:

Courteousy of a certain little fur ball we all know and love. 😀 ....................................................................

Do we have a revolt or something? :confused:
kathydwells avatar
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameAuthor
#4
:lolabove: Do we have a revolt or something? :confused:

No ma'am, I just like to give credit to those who send me good material to use for my funnies. 😀
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Ritamargarita brocolia
#5
No ma'am, I just like to give credit to those who send me good material to use for my funnies. 😀

OK, I just didn't want Ms Kitty holed away somewhere licking her paws 'cause she got a post deleted or something! 😀


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