daily quote

"A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world." - Paul Dudley White

"The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day." - Donald Barthelme

"A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong." - Thomas Szasz

Here's one I stole from a poster's signature line. I think it is great:

Problems cannot be solved by the level of awareness that created them.
-Albert Einstein

"The argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence." - Ayn Rand

"No, you certainly can't."

John F. Kennedy said this in response to his fellow passenger, Nellie Connally, the wife of Gov. John Connally. She had just remarked, "You certainly can't say that the people of Dallas haven't given you a nice welcome, Mr. President."

"I never took a dollar. I had somebody else do it." –Richard Nixon (as recalled by Alexander Haig)

"Our life is frittered away by detail. Simplify, simplify." - Henry David Thoreau
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“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.”

Upton Sinclair

weird,wired and in love. good thing.

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up.

George Saunders

Hey y'all watch this!

Last words of a redneck with a gun.

"If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor." - Albert Einstein

15.''The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.''

Pat Robertson

15.''The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.''

Pat Robertson

he said it, I believe it, and that settles it

Men of the cloth don't lie. Just ask Mike Huckabee.

"The attorney general will not cast aspersions on my asparagus,"

Louie Gohmert

"Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning." - Bill Gates

"Our power is our ability to decide." - Buckminister Fuller

"Our power is our ability to decide." - Buckminister Fuller

I'm a major Buckminister Fuller fan. It's been too long since I heard that name.

I'm a major Buckminister Fuller fan. It's been too long since I heard that name.

Yeah, I decided I appreciate that quote. Deciding frees you of most issues.

"But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."

G.W. Bush

Oh dear 6lb 8oz you know Who.

Oh dear 6lb 8oz you know Who.

with the balled up fists