Did I really just read this

Cruising thru NW FL. Daily News on line and came across this article...

"Woman has 'Keith' on her crotch, cocaine in her 'coochy' (with MUG)"

Must admit I had to read on.

I read that earlier, too. Guess plain ol' indictments and jail sentences weren't exciting enough for today's paper.

Yikes!

Reminds me of reading about gunmen breaking into Sunday church services and forcing everyone to hand over their wallets and jewelry. Well, you've heard the term "Stick it up your a$$." That's my plan with my engagement ring if I ever get in that situation. My plan "cracks" daughter up.:funn:

So your headline in NW FL Daily News will read....

"Victim in Church Robbery Hid Engagement Ring in Her Booty (with pics)"
:funn:

So your headline in NW FL Daily News will read....

"Victim in Church Robbery Hid Engagement Ring in Her Booty (with pics)"
:funn:

No pics, please! Just hope it never happens. But just in case, I have a plan for such events.

Cruise on down the threads, it made it on fark.com.

Yikes!

Reminds me of reading about gunmen breaking into Sunday church services and forcing everyone to hand over their wallets and jewelry. Well, you've heard the term "Stick it up your a$$." That's my plan with my engagement ring if I ever get in that situation. My plan "cracks" daughter up.:funn:

No Mr. Jeweler that's not a yellow diamond.

Cruise on down the threads, it made it on fark.com.



No Mr. Jeweler that's not a yellow diamond.

Brown diamond in the rough.

BR...insurance is your friend. ;-)

Brown diamond in the rough.

BR...insurance is your friend. ;-)

with niblet baguettes:funn:

classic...


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kngBtoylIVM"]YouTube - Pulp Fiction - The Watch[/ame]

classic...

I've "watched" that movie about 50 times. Maybe I got the idea from there.

MK, it's insured.

just hope the robbers dont mind digging for treasure