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Don't use a sharpie for a mask (w/pics)

Alicia Leonard avatar
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I had to snort when I saw this. The first thought that came to mind was "dumb asses":floor:



Police Nab Marked Men

Pair of alleged Iowa burglars opted for black Sharpie disguise

OCTOBER 28--Meet Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller. The Iowa men were arrested Friday night on attempted burglary charges after a 911 caller told cops that two hoodie-wearing males were trying to enter his apartment. During a subsequent traffic stop (McNelly, 23, and Miller, 20, were traveling in a 1994 Buick Roadmaster), Carroll Police Department officers collared the men, both of whom had their faces painted. Police Chief Jeff Cayler is unsure why McNelly and Miller, pictured in the below mug shots, opted for the Sharpie marker look, but surmised that they may have been trying to intimidate the apartment's occupant. Or perhaps ski masks are a bit pricey. (1 page)

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Scooter avatar
Beach Fanatic
#3
Lmao!
Imatrucountrygirl avatar
Beach Lover
#4
Too Funny......
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#5
How many sharpies does it take to spell IDIOT???
RiverOtter avatar
got any pics?
#6
Wil - E - Coyote ... Super Genius
sunspotbaby avatar
SoWal Insider
#7
:floor: Dang, i was thinking my Roadmaster would probably be a great get-away car, but after reading about these two goofs, I'm not so sure anymore. :bang:
ASH avatar
Beach Fanatic
#8
I see a couple Darwin award candidates! :funn:
Teresa Cline avatar
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#9
"Sharpies",,,they are not!
lol!!
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beats on hood
#10
"Sharpies",,,they are not!
lol!!
:lolabove:
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#11
The story of Dumb and Dumber. The Dumb one was the one who thought the Dumber one's initial idea was a good one.:lol:

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