Doogie Howser is gay!

There are more gay people around than straight people want to believe. Who cares?

That would work...if we add our ages we might be old enough for him!

And ABC Good Morning America Weather Homo.....



Sam Champion.

If you are wondering how I know all these guys are gay, I should explain that when you convert to the 'dark side' -the organizers of the International Gay Adgenda send you a directory of names so that you can work with your co-conspirators to overthrow civilization, undermine families, and co-ordinate color schemes so that we don't clash when on TV together announcing the downfall of yet another Evangelical leader.

There are more gay people around than straight people want to believe. Who cares?

I don't care. I gay people. Who else can help you select a china pattern with exuberance and tell you that you need a facial?

They've been saying that he is! Just waiting for him to come out. I hope not because I love him too.

Well not me, that's for sure. Homosexuality is a sin.

That being said, there are some enviable advantages to 'driving stick':

-You will be the only one to show up at your high school reunion looking better than you did in high school.

-You never have to listen to your mother complain about your wife.

-Your love handles are actually used as such.

-You have a sexual persuasion with its own flag

-After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man -and he's right there in the shower.

-You know when the partys over

-You know where to go when the partys over.



I hate when people have more funn than me.

And ABC Good Morning America Weather Homo.....



Sam Champion.

If you are wondering how I know all these guys are gay, I should explain that when you convert to the 'dark side' -the organizers of the International Gay Adgenda send you a directory of names so that you can work with your co-conspirators to overthrow civilization, undermine families, and co-ordinate color schemes so that we don't clash when on TV together announcing the downfall of yet another Evangelical leader.

There are more gay people around than straight people want to believe. Who cares?

Well not me, that's for sure. Homosexuality is a sin.

That being said, there are some enviable advantages to 'driving stick':

-You will be the only one to show up at your high school reunion looking better than you did in high school.

-You never have to listen to your mother complain about your wife.

-Your love handles are actually used as such.

-You have a sexual persuasion with its own flag

-After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man -and he's right there in the shower.

-You know when the partys over

-You know where to go when the partys over.



I hate when people have more funn than me.

I agree SJ. When it comes to the "Gay Movement"... I'm behind them all the way.

I have a crush on 30-Amen because there's nothing hotter than a man in a bowtie.

I have a crush on 30-Amen because there's nothing hotter than a man in a bowtie.

I have a crush on Dr. Skunky because he rapunzey so much!

I have a crush on 30-Amen because there's nothing hotter than a man in a bowtie.

Smiiling Joe, aren't you a girl? Why would you have bow ties?

Smiiling Joe, aren't you a girl? Why would you have bow ties?

Oh! I bet you're just a sweet transvestite.

It wasn't me being ribald. It was that scurrilous SJ.