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Dreamin of Kurt

Pen ThrowerBeach Comber
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Kurt,

I had a dream last night that you started your own congregation. I have no idea how I got there but you had constructed a warehouse next to the bay. I park my car and make my way to the door. Inside,you are sitting on stage in a monstrous King's throne dressed in a long, velvet robe passionately practicing your sermon like some televangelist. Interrupting your speech, were other actual priests on the stage with you practicing their speeches under your disdainful direction.

I sit down at one of the many round tables set in the room and a waitress brings me a plastic menu. As I sit at the table, I see other locals filing in; groggy because it is early in the morning. You rip into one of the priests for not being fiery enough and begin to make your way to my table. You ask if I want to go hit the "Wild Turkey" bottle with you and the reverend. As we walk outside we pass several hair bands rehearsing in a barn. I ask you about them, and you reply that they are part of the choir.....

We finally reach the outdoors and there are cars and people as far as the eye can see. You hand me the bottle of wild turkey, and tell me, with a big grin,---it's finally happening. I wake up to my own scream...

What do you think this means.... :

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Kurt avatar
KurtAdmin
#2
It depends. What were you wearing?
Kimmifunn avatar
KimmifunnFunnkalicious
#3
:funn: This is great!
Beachlover2 avatar
Beachlover2Beach Fanatic
#5
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
Teresa avatar
TeresaSoWal Guide
#6

what seagrovelover said...
Kimmifunn avatar
KimmifunnFunnkalicious
#7
I'm just glad it's not me this time!
Unplugged avatar
UnpluggedBeach Fanatic
#8

uh... DITTO on that

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:popcorn:
Ocean Lover avatar
Ocean Loverbean
#9
Kurt,


What do you think this means.... :

I don't think you really want to know.
:blink:
Paula avatar
PaulaBeach Fanatic
#10
I think it's a pretty tame dream as long as your teeth didn't fall out in the dream and you and Kurt didn't start talking about the Panama City airport or SoWal real estate.
kathydwells avatar
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#11
HMMMM...this could be interesting.
dbuck avatar
dbuckBeach Fanatic
#12
You must have had too much Wild Turkey before you went to bed.
Miss Kitty avatar
Miss KittyMeow
#13
That mountain ain't the only thing broke! :shock:
tailwagger avatar
tailwaggerBeach Fanatic
#14
Kurt,

I had a dream last night that you started your own congregation. I have no idea how I got there but you had constructed a warehouse next to the bay. I park my car and make my way to the door. Inside,you are sitting on stage in a monstrous King's throne dressed in a long, velvet robe passionately practicing your sermon like some televangelist. Interrupting your speech, were other actual priests on the stage with you practicing their speeches under your disdainful direction.

I sit down at one of the many round tables set in the room and a waitress brings me a plastic menu. As I sit at the table, I see other locals filing in; groggy because it is early in the morning. You rip into one of the priests for not being fiery enough and begin to make your way to my table. You ask if I want to go hit the "Wild Turkey" bottle with you and the reverend. As we walk outside we pass several hair bands rehearsing in a barn. I ask you about them, and you reply that they are part of the choir.....

We finally reach the outdoors and there are cars and people as far as the eye can see. You hand me the bottle of wild turkey, and tell me, with a big grin,---it's finally happening. I wake up to my own scream...

What do you think this means.... :


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Teresa avatar
TeresaSoWal Guide
#15
:floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor:

it's not that funny... is it? :confused:
Ocean Lover avatar
Ocean Loverbean
#16
it's not really that funny... :confused:


To each his own....
:confused:
Allifunn avatar
AllifunnFunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#17
Kurt,

I had a dream last night that you started your own congregation. I have no idea how I got there but you had constructed a warehouse next to the bay. I park my car and make my way to the door. Inside,you are sitting on stage in a monstrous King's throne dressed in a long, velvet robe passionately practicing your sermon like some televangelist. Interrupting your speech, were other actual priests on the stage with you practicing their speeches under your disdainful direction.

I sit down at one of the many round tables set in the room and a waitress brings me a plastic menu. As I sit at the table, I see other locals filing in; groggy because it is early in the morning. You rip into one of the priests for not being fiery enough and begin to make your way to my table. You ask if I want to go hit the "Wild Turkey" bottle with you and the reverend. As we walk outside we pass several hair bands rehearsing in a barn. I ask you about them, and you reply that they are part of the choir.....

We finally reach the outdoors and there are cars and people as far as the eye can see. You hand me the bottle of wild turkey, and tell me, with a big grin,---it's finally happening. I wake up to my own scream...

What do you think this means.... :
this just totally cracks me up...you have a great capacity for dreams BBB!!
Cap'nCrazy avatar
Cap'nCrazyBeach Lover
#18
OK!! Enough is enough. I believe that BBBM is another ONE POST WONDER that needs to be reprimanded and run off.

I fear he is the reincarnation of SANTA, who came by around Christmas with another ill-conceived rant.

The religious references were weak enough, but anyone who knows Kurt knows that he's NOT a Wild Turkey drinker. Jack Daniels maybe, not Wild Turkey!!!!

Begone Broke Boy, ya don wanna mess wit da Cap'n!!!!!!!
:banned: :banned: :banned:
Teresa avatar
TeresaSoWal Guide
#19
OK!! Enough is enough. I believe that BBBM is another ONE POST WONDER that needs to be reprimanded and run off.

I fear he is the reincarnation of SANTA, who came by around Christmas with another ill-conceived rant.

The religious references were weak enough, but anyone who knows Kurt knows that he's NOT a Wild Turkey drinker. Jack Daniels maybe, not Wild Turkey!!!!

Begone Broke Boy, ya don wanna mess wit da Cap'n!!!!!!!
:banned: :banned: :banned:


thank you Cap'n... :clap_1: (a one post wonder for sure!)
Kimmifunn avatar
KimmifunnFunnkalicious
#20
thank you Cap'n... :clap_1: (a one post wonder for sure!)
Cap'n always steps in when the freekaleeks come around.

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