dude looks like a lady....

wtf??

So he's wearing a bikini. That is twice as much as the guy in Hop's tar was wearing.

So he's wearing a bikini. That is twice as much as the guy in Hop's tar was wearing.

So he's wearing a bikini. That is twice as much as the guy in Hop's tar was wearing.

But it's an ugly bikini.

His flip flops don't match his bathing suit.

an ugly bikini on an ugly dude.....

busted! that hair needs some work...

and he thinks those tan water balloons are supposed to look like real boobs??

i wonder if that's a jewel or fuzz in his belly button.....

This guy is nothing compared to my mechanic, Tiffany. Who used to be Tommy, if you catch my drift. Actually, she's still becoming Tiffany. It's an interesting process to watch. This guy could use some serious tips from my gal Tif.

This guy is nothing compared to my mechanic, Tiffany. Who used to be Tommy, if you catch my drift. Actually, she's still becoming Tiffany. It's an interesting process to watch. This guy could use some serious tips from my gal Tif.

whassup here

Hey! WTF is he doing with my shoes and pink bikini in his bag!!!

I'm not joking. First time I went to this mechanic, he was a he with purple nail polish on. So I asked him what brand he used, because I figured if anything could stand up to working on cars all day, I'd want to know about it (being a gardener and not being able to hang onto a manicure worth a bean). So we started talking and he took a liking to me and every time I brought one of our cars in, we'd discuss shopping and girlie stuff and all the while, Tommy kept turning into Tiffany more and more.

I'm serious; it's a really interesting process. And I think I'm the luckiest person in the world to have a feminine touch on my car. That doesn't happen very often you know! It's kinda nice. Change my oil please, rotate my tires please, and do you know if Nordstrom's sale has started yet? I mean, talk about win/win at the garage!!

in or on his bag ?:funn:

I'm not joking. First time I went to this mechanic, he was a he with purple nail polish on. So I asked him what brand he used, because I figured if anything could stand up to working on cars all day, I'd want to know about it (being a gardener and not being able to hang onto a manicure worth a bean). So we started talking and he took a liking to me and every time I brought one of our cars in, we'd discuss shopping and girlie stuff and all the while, Tommy kept turning into Tiffany more and more.

I'm serious; it's a really interesting process. And I think I'm the luckiest person in the world to have a feminine touch on my car. That doesn't happen very often you know! It's kinda nice. Change my oil please, rotate my tires please, and do you know if Nordstrom's sale has started yet? I mean, talk about win/win at the garage!!

Mermy, you need to write a book!

I'm not joking. First time I went to this mechanic, he was a he with purple nail polish on. So I asked him what brand he used, because I figured if anything could stand up to working on cars all day, I'd want to know about it (being a gardener and not being able to hang onto a manicure worth a bean). So we started talking and he took a liking to me and every time I brought one of our cars in, we'd discuss shopping and girlie stuff and all the while, Tommy kept turning into Tiffany more and more.

I'm serious; it's a really interesting process. And I think I'm the luckiest person in the world to have a feminine touch on my car. That doesn't happen very often you know! It's kinda nice. Change my oil please, rotate my tires please, and do you know if Nordstrom's sale has started yet? I mean, talk about win/win at the garage!!

Do you make this stuff up??

Do you make this stuff up??

I wish! The funniest thing was last fall when fyl borrowed my old car, the late great Departed Durango, and the tires went flat on her. I told her to limp it over to the garage and that Tiffany would take care of it for her. Afterwards she said to me "Mama, what is Tiffany?"

Now she's used to shim but I had to do a lot of background explaining before she got the whole story.

I love it! "Mama, what is Tiffany?"

I love it! "Mama, what is Tiffany?"

I said that's easy: shim. She/him. Takes care of it all in one neat package.

I'm not joking. First time I went to this mechanic, he was a he with purple nail polish on. So I asked him what brand he used, because I figured if anything could stand up to working on cars all day, I'd want to know about it (being a gardener and not being able to hang onto a manicure worth a bean). So we started talking and he took a liking to me and every time I brought one of our cars in, we'd discuss shopping and girlie stuff and all the while, Tommy kept turning into Tiffany more and more.

I'm serious; it's a really interesting process. And I think I'm the luckiest person in the world to have a feminine touch on my car. That doesn't happen very often you know! It's kinda nice. Change my oil please, rotate my tires please, and do you know if Nordstrom's sale has started yet? I mean, talk about win/win at the garage!!

I LOVE IT!!!:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: Mermy, that is the best story, EVER! I would love a mechanic like that. How old is this guy/gal?

I'm betting that all of us have had a mechanic like that once in our lives, but they just haven't come out of the hood yet.

I'm betting that all of us have had a mechanic like that once in our lives, but they just haven't come out of the hood yet.

Good one, Mangy!:clap_1:

So he's wearing a bikini. That is twice as much as the guy in Hop's tar was wearing.

i fail to see the problem here...

i fail to see the problem here...

:roll:

Mermy, it sounds like your reinforcement of Tommy/Tiffany's femine side has converted him.

Did you ever think about the idea that you are getting two people working on your car while paying for only one?

Hop, that was my point. What's wrong with it? I guess whomever arrested the guy has never seen those tiny nut-huggers which they wear in Europe.