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Biff · 2006-11-03T22:26:44.000Z

[SIZE=2][CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]:lolabove: [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]conversation took place:[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]First guy : "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]room in the house next weekend.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]build her a new deck for the pool."[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] that I will remodel the kitchen for her."[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] not said a word. So they asked him."You haven't said anything [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.What's [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]the deal?"[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS]off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex"[/FONT][SIZE=2] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]She said, " Wear sun-block.:floor: [/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]

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Nov 3, '06 · 4:26 PM387

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
conversation took place:
First guy : "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next weekend.
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will
build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has
not said a word. So they asked him."You haven't said anything
about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.What's
the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut
off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex"
She said, " Wear sun-block. :floor: