For Sale By Owner

"THE Ohio State University". Used. Needs Work, or would be good for spare parts. Contact the University of Florida Athletic Association at 1-800-34GATOR.

Gators Football 41-14 National Champs
Gators Bball 86-60
Gators Bball 84-75 National Champs

Sorry OL and friends. But thanks.

Also available for a limited time - older model UCLA program for scrap.

Now, now...<<CHOMP>>...K-man...notice how many GATOR tags, stickers, decals there are now...reminds me when FSU got 'Sweet Ol' Bobby'....(SOB)....before him ...you had to have 'em custom made...LOL...

It's GRAYT to be a FLORIDA GRAYTOR.........hooh RAH....

NK

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:nono1: you gator people should play nice....

Congrats on the win:clap_1: ...quite an accomplishment!! Go SEC!

:nono1: you gator people should play nice....

If they can't gloat, what funn is it? ................. It was a bit of a spanking.....;-)

I think you should run that ad in the Walton Sun.

I called the number and it was actually the English Department's office offering apologies for Noah's postgame 'speech':funn:

I called the number and it was actually the English Department's office offering apologies for Noah's postgame 'speech':funn:

:clap_1: Funny, but then again he is going to be rich and really only needs to know how to count.

:clap_1: Funny, but then again he is going to be rich and really only needs to know how to count.

He needs to be able to read to know when his manager or attorney is screwing him. He might not always feel the screwing until he is broke.

I am just kidding, I was always a fan of his dad. I am sure his $$$ will be safe as his dad is sports agent savvy.

He needs to be able to read to know when his manager or attorney is screwing him. He might not always feel the screwing until he is broke.

Silly me, I always forget that reading thing.

Congratulations you Gator Fans!!! I am happy for you. Really I am. No, I am really happy......:roll:

Congrats guys.

Really, I mean it.

Even though it's been baseball season for two months now for us, we can take comfort in saying we beat the eventual NCAA hoops champion

Seriously, congrats are in order. Enjoy it before they all graduate and/or Billy Donovan goes to UK, whichever comes first.

First customer at Fired Up today, 7 years old, picks up a 10" unpainted gator and bottles of bright orange & blue paint...you can picture the rest.

...and then he asks me to letter UF CHAMPS 2007 on its head!

Whatever happened to the cute, sweater Gator logo? Did Spurrier take it with him???

Whatever happened to the cute, sweater Gator logo? Did Spurrier take it with him???

I think they went to the current snarling gator head about the time Spurrier arrived. A lot of people miss the old sweater gator.

Go Nano Gator, Go!!!!!!

Go Nano Gator, Go!!!!!!

Leonardo's pizza by the slice?

Leonardo's pizza by the slice?

You two are evil!!! Now I want some!!!

Now I am thinking about Leonardo's 706 bowtie pasta with gorgonzola, walnuts and chicken.

Make it stop!

Leonardo's pizza by the slice?

You are speaking of the center of the Universe as we know it.

You are speaking of the center of the Universe as we know it.

Titletown, of course.

This just in:

Florida President unsure of what to do with Ohio State

By VERN JACKSON
Gainesville Sun Staff Writer

April 4, 2007

GAINESVILLE ? In the wake of Florida ?s unprecedented dual championship victories over Ohio State , the University finds itself with a unique and somewhat perplexing problem.

What to do with Ohio State now that Florida owns it.

According to little known and never before used ?Clause 121? of the NCAA charter, when a University defeats another member University for two consecutive national championship games by ?convincing margins?, the defeated University becomes the sole property of the victor.

University of Florida President J. Bernard ?Bernie? Machen readily admits that he was unaware of ?Clause 121?, and is unsure of what to do with Ohio State . ?They have, what is it, over 54,000 students? Plus, it?s in Columbus , Ohio . It is very inconvenient.?

The University of Florida Board of Trustees is holding an emergency meeting this Friday to deal with the unprecedented situation. According to sources on the Board, initial ideas include ?

Sell It ? The easiest move the Board might make is simply to sell Ohio State . However, due to the University?s size, and its location in the relatively depressed real estate market of central Ohio , it may be difficult to find a willing buyer. ?We are looking into this option,? Machen says. ?We have contacted the Solid Waste Authority of Central Ohio to see if they need more land.?

Keep It ? This option has several difficulties, but may be the only one if Florida is unable to get a buyer for fair market value. Primary among the difficulties is the large student body population of Ohio State . However, sources on the Board did say since OSU?s student population is near Florida?s 50,000, there may be a situation where Ohio State students could be lent to Florida students on a semester by semester basis as personal valets.

Florida junior Kevin Young thinks the valet idea is just swell. ?Everyone should have their own pet Buckeye,? said Young. ?It would be like having your own personal fraternity pledge. I think the idea rocks!?

Were Florida to keep Ohio State , issues of whether to allow OSU to keep their current team name and mascot, as well as whether to allow them to continue to play in the Big Ten, would have to be resolved. Says Machen, ?I think we could reach some sort agreement that would allow them to keep Brutus Buckeye and play in the Big 10. After all, what would we do ? move them to the SEC? They would only get hurt. Since they are our wards now, we could never allow that.?

The prospect also exists that Florida would have dissolve Ohio State athletics. In that case, the issue of what to do with the student athletes is uncertain. Florida football coach Urban Meyer, when approached with the prospect of having to absorb Ohio State ?s football team, paused for a moment and said, ?I suppose they could be a scout team for our scout team. They really aren?t fast enough for anything else.?

Finally, there is one other idea University officials have floated, and that is simply to donate Ohio State to charity. ?As I understand it, thousands of Hurricane Katrina refuges are still displaced. We could give OSU to the Katrina Relief Fund, and allow people to relocate there,? Machen said. ?That could be the win-win situation everyone is looking for.?

Where is Leonardo's? Gooooo Gators! and Goooo Lady Vols!!!!