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superJfunn
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i know someone who has these.http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yaba+daba+doo+feet

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picky
#4
Merman's feet might run a close second to these. His feet are definitely not what I married him for. :rolling:
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superJfunnAuthor
#5
you know what they say about feet......
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Meow
#6
jfunn...you have issues.
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superJfunnAuthor
#7
:idontno: they are ugly
picky
#8
you know what they say about feet......

You mean like this?


A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short-term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly.

"The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counseled the therapist.

So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon.

When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."
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superJfunnAuthor
#9
:lolabove:
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Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#10
You mean like this?


A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short-term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly.

"The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counseled the therapist.

So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of abandon.

When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."

:funn:
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superJfunnAuthor
#11
:funn:

copycat's get run over by jfunn
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Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
#12
copycat's get run over by jfunn

I didn't copycat you. You used :lolabove: and I used :funn: . So there!!!!!!
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superJfunnAuthor
#13
i retract the comment
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SoWal Insider
#14
HMMMM what to use???

We need more laugh smiles :biggrin:






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superJfunnAuthor
#16
IBD, I LOVE your new avatar! Longhorn Foghorn is the greatest! :clap_1:

exsqueeze me??
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superJfunnAuthor
#17
leghorn?
picky
#18
leghorn?

oops. Leghorn. It's been awhile since I watched!
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superJfunnAuthor
#19
i had to look it up
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Meow
#20
IBD, I LOVE your new avatar! Longhorn Foghorn is the greatest! :clap_1:

Is he sick? He's not moving!
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Beach Lover
#21
i had to look it up


Isn't it Foghorn Leghorn, not vice versa? :idontno:

Anyway, my hubby's feet are kinda like that.. eww.
But in his case, it's because he had club feet as an
infant, so the surgeries left em kinda shaped funny.
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SoWal Insider
#22
Isn't it Foghorn Leghorn, not vice versa? :idontno:

Ding, ding, ding! :lolabove: You are correct!

P.S. sorry I never saw you on the beach! I was out early before it got too hot! Glad you had a nice time!!!!
picky
#23
i had to look it up

I had to look it up too. And I still got it backwards. :roll:
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Funnkalicious
#25
Jfunn is directing this at me.

Just for the record, one of Sowal's finest residents referred to them as "perfect".

Do I have big feet? Yeah, I kinda do. But that is one thing that I CAN'T help. Tell me my brows need to be done, tell me my ass jiggles a little too much, but I cannot change my feet. They stay manicured and are very nice. If you require a picture, let me know. I'm ready to show what I got.

But until then, don't tell me my feet look like that. Because they don't.

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