A Gator-basher, courtesy of AIT. ;-) Three college football fans are walking through the park, and they see a foot sticking out from the bushes. Upon further investigation, they discover that it is a young woman, completely nude, passed out drunk. They immediately call the police. For the sake of her privacy, the Alabama fan takes off his cap and places it on her left breast. The Tennessee fan takes of his cap and places it over her right breast. After some protest, the Florida fan takes off his cap and places it over her 'va-jay-jay'. When the cop shows up, he lifts up the Alabama cap, jots down some notes, and replaces the cap. He does the same with the Tennessee cap. Then he lifts up the Florida cap, writes something down, replaces it, picks it back up, replaces it, picks it back up, and replaces it again, looking wholly confused. "What are you, some kind of pervert?" The Florida fan yells. "No," says the officer. "I'm just confused, because usually when I see a Florida hat, there's an @$$hole under it."
