I won't be around Friday, I am heading down to Old Town, Fla to visit my daddy. He will be 75 on Sunday. I will wave at all you locals, and all of you down there for your dreaded October month, as I am heading East!!! [color=black][font=Arial]CAKE OR BED?[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD [/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]I DON'T THINK SO.[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU [/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN [/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]ON MY FOREHEAD?[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]I DON'T THINK SO.[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE [/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? [/font][/color][color=black][font=Arial]THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]I'M NOT A DA&% CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS.[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE [/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]I DON'T THINK SO.[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!![/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A [/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]COUPLE OF HOURS...........[/font][/color][color=black][font=Arial]HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT [/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]HOW HE TREATED [/font][/color][color=black][font=Arial]HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME.[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT [/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT [/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]IS WORKING.[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE [/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]DOOR IS FIXED.[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, [/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]AND I TOLD HIM.[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]HE SAID,SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO....[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?[/font][/color] [color=black][font=Arial]I DON'T THINK SO![/font][/color]
